Joe Merrick is an absolute scum of the earth - /vp/ (#58010479) [Archived: 269 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:41:13 PM No.58010479
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>claims Gen 2 has the absolute worst games
>claims Scarlet and Violet are "beautiful" on Switch 2
>Constantly shills and defends modern Pokรฉmon on every occasion

I get it, he makes a living out of this shit but how can he be so retarded?

No critical thinking and no self awareness at all.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:48:26 PM No.58010489
>>58010479 (OP)
As you said, he makes a living out of it.
Those aren't his actual opinion. Nothing he says is.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:49:47 PM No.58010493
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:57:52 PM No.58010501
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>shills don't argue in good faith
Woah dude, no way
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:35:15 PM No.58010570
>>58010479 (OP)
All you need to know about Joe comes from his gen rankings. It's just newest to oldest, but bumping gen 1 up a few spots and putting gen 2 last.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:39:38 PM No.58010584
>>58010479 (OP)
i firmly believe these nincel twittard accounts are literal paid employees for nintendo with boosted likes to shill the most deranged rabid bootlicker opinions/takes on whatever new product is supposed to release at the moment
there's no way there are actual people liking tweets from these losers about how the new games are better or how the prices (or less consumer-friendly practices) are actually le good
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:44:46 PM No.58010588
>>58010479 (OP)
>claims Gen 2 has the absolute worst games
>claims Scarlet and Violet are "beautiful" on Switch 2
those two statements are true thought
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:32:01 PM No.58010691
Sexo in missionary position with Mr. Merricku.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:37:56 PM No.58010704
>>58010691
Masuda-san...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:51:24 PM No.58010832
>>58010479 (OP)
He's quite literally required to shill Pokemon in this retarded fashion because TPCi has him on a tight leash, and it's been that way ever since he posted the BW Pokedex leaks on Serebii.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:04:42 PM No.58010866
>>58010479 (OP)
Nice dick sucking lips though
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:12:33 PM No.58010880
>>58010866
He does have kinda nice lips...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:16:48 PM No.58010889
>marketer is dishonest

holy fuck, get reshiram on the line on the double. i need the leading authority on truth to confirm this
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:43:14 PM No.58011129
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2GZvQrfoQk
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:58:42 PM No.58011278
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>>58010479 (OP)
>claims Gen 2 has the absolute worst games
Anyone who pretends Gen 2 is bad is not a real fan of Pokemon.
Doesn't matter if they run the most famous Pokemon website, have played every game, watched every episode of the anime, read all the manga etc.
You just straight up aren't a real fan if you don't like the most soulful, feature-rich, full effort game in the entire series. End of discussion.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:01:03 PM No.58011284
Did we ever see the real bugs in anus emails from the many leaks?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:08:12 PM No.58011300
>>58011284
It was never real just some attention whore making shit up
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:11:07 PM No.58011310
>>58010479 (OP)
>>claims Gen 2 has the absolute worst games
This is absolutely true.
Johto has the worst balancing, the worst dex, the worst gyms/elite 4, the worst type distribution, the worst level scaling, some of the shortest, most bland routes in the franchise, and the most boring plot events. Very little to like about these games.
>>claims Scarlet and Violet are "beautiful" on Switch 2
They're not beautiful but certainly a lot funner on the Switch 2.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:11:17 PM No.58011312
>>58011300
t. Joe
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:43 PM No.58011322
>>58011310
>buzzword lie buzzword lie buzzword lie
Do Johto derangement bros really just copy-paste their favourite Poketuber's propaganda in every thread?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:15:44 PM No.58011326
>>58011310
>truth truth truth truth
Damn, Johto really is dogshit.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:17:49 PM No.58011334
>>58011322
It's beyond depressing how many people just parrot ecelebs for almost any subject area you can think of
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:20:36 PM No.58011340
>>58011278
/thread
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:22:12 PM No.58011342
>>58011310
this . sv even with the bugs is funner than any johto game
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:00:43 AM No.58011434
>>58010479 (OP)
>Claims Gen 2 has the absolute worst games

While he's wrong, GSC is pretty low that's for sure
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:06:29 AM No.58011453
>>58010479 (OP)
he used to be pretty critical of GF awhile back.
But then GF came to him and said basically "So here's the deal,
you can shill for us, or else.

Also here's a bunch of free cool shit to make you like us."
And then he was a shill.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:20:08 AM No.58011493
He genuinely needs to stop taking people criticising Game Freak or clickbaiting with fake leaks personally. You can tell it genuinely upsets him.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:02:23 AM No.58011768
>started playing violet again
>game still runs like dogshit on sw1
>look into buying a sw2
>the only place you can buy a sw2 online is a $609 bundle from GameStop that includes the new donkey Kong banana blast game/amiibo/SD card
>fuck it we ball
>6 hours later order gets cancelled for not having enough stock
So much for the readily available narrative I've been hearing the past month
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:07:01 AM No.58011785
>>58011768
Skill issue, I bought mine last week for like 470 bucks
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:20:40 AM No.58011813
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Dude will say literally anything at the defense of Game Freak.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:10:55 AM No.58011944
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:15:13 AM No.58011952
>>58011493
His life is Pokemon. If people don't look at his website for Pokemon, he'll have to get a real job.
There was one time he showed his Switch home screen and it was literally only games with Pokemon in it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:42:58 AM No.58012186
>>58011453
He shot himself in the foot when he publicly fell for the anti piracy in BW.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:24:04 AM No.58012372
>>58011944
You canโ€™t criticise two gens on here without getting banned
Rhymes with you and dive
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:36:40 AM No.58012396
>>58012372
spread the word and keep nooticing
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:33:14 AM No.58012476
>>58010479 (OP)
Still better than Lewtwo. At least Joe isn't a bigot or (as far as I know) a pedophile
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:34:48 AM No.58012477
>>58011278
I just find it hard to get into. Still better than Gen 1 and 8 though
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:36:33 AM No.58012479
>>58012372
I got banned for criticizing Gen 4, 6 and 9.
Not sure why.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:39:18 AM No.58012484
>>58012372
good.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:04:43 AM No.58012787
>>58011129
My sides go into orbit every time I listen to this
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:38:18 PM No.58013156
>>58011944
>>58012372
>constant flaming only from one side
Yeah, those bans/deletions are fair.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:03:26 PM No.58013178
>>58013156
>everyone who critiques my fave Gen is one person
Uh huh
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:30:36 PM No.58013287
>>58010832
Wasn't it because he got caught playing a pirated copy of BW instead?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:51:40 PM No.58013540
>>58013287
Pretty much any fansite not in Japan was getting the game via pirated copies. It was still before worldwide releases so you didn't even have the New Zealand region early unlock and that one store in New York wouldn't be stocking Japanese copies.

https://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Fansites_served_with_copyright_infringement_notices
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:55:09 PM No.58013546
>>58010479 (OP)
You're right but getting mad about it won't help
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:57:02 PM No.58013676
>>58010479 (OP)
Heโ€™s right about Johto games, no other games have such a terrible pool of Pokemon and level curve issue. Theyโ€™re a slog imo
SV is hideous.
Modern Pokemon is shit.