Go to randompokemonpicker.com.
Generate 1 Pokemon (the first option on the left).
This is the Pokemon you become when you get Isekai’d into the Pokemon world, regardless of how cool or lame it is.
How do you feel about it? What do you do?

well, ive always been somewhat of a renegade so this fits quite nicely

>>58016306 (OP)
>What do you do?
bro i'm a slave

>>58016306 (OP)
Uhh..

>>58016306 (OP)
>When its internal fire is burning, it cannot calm down and it runs around. When the fire diminishes, it falls asleep.
bro this is actually just me
i guess when i get isekai'd, i do a bunch of shit because i'm hyped, and then i fall into a depressive episode and sleep for a hundred years until someone wakes me up

>>58016315
>intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>58016334
Bro I think you might have manic depression.

>>58016341
"i'm depressed" weak mindset, negativity-pilled, unbased
"i'm going into zen mode" strong energy, chad mentality

>>58016327
Sorry bro, the rules are the rules.

Please. Please no.

>>58016375
You’re even more fucked than the Absol guy.

>>58016306 (OP)
ooh the minimum stat sliders are a nice feature! It can be used as a simple way to show all the Pokemon that have the stats you have in mind for team building.

>>58016384
I'd rather be Oddish if I had a choice.

I'm Entei but a dragon type! That's... pretty interesting.
I shouldn't exist! :(

>Fatass
>Plays mind games
>Shitmon
>Purple

I'm happy

>>58016428
He could use another evo.

What the fuck is this even supposed to be?

I'm gonna miss having hands

>>58016375
better stay away from water stones

>>58016465
The champion’s ace!!

At least until the rematch in the DLC that made her actually competent with Kingambit as her ace.

>>58016471
>he thinks there’s any choice that would make him safe

>>58016471
I guess my best hope is Espeon and get psychic powers.

>>58016471
Don't worry, odds are he'll be male. Right?

guys..

>>58016516
Yup...

>>58016494
>he thinks that would protect him

Guess im a dog now.

>>58016547
>>58016516
>>58016375
>>58016327
>>58016317
Human men.

NOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WHY

I was going re-generate until I got one I liked, but got this on the first attempt.

>victreebell.

vore time i guess

Guess my ears aren't to be lifted up

>>58016306 (OP)
im already a fat fuck but now im an evil fat fuck

>>58016306 (OP)
So am I one of them, or is my mind split between all six of them?

i'd be happy with this
not what my first choice would be but pawmo's cute too!

>Scolipede
Nice. I'm fast, have some move variety, and have a weird niche of human ladies being really really into me (don't fully understand why, but I'll be all over that)

>Rookidee
This is just that taxi cab driver anime from a while back

>>58016688
There's a taxi cab driver anime?

You know, after the reincarnation into a vending machine one, I don't think I'll be surprised anymore.

>>58016694
I think they're talking about the short Galar special. Twilight Wings, I think? Involved the Corviknight taxis.

>>58016306 (OP)
ah, I remember this type of thread. Are you secretly a Mystery Dungeons poster looking to sucker in new players?

…anyways, in other news, I have a schizo to spend my new life avoiding.

>Chandelure
I don't know how to feel about this bros. Atleast i'm not furbait

gay

>>58016625
White human men*

>>58016761
a chandelier is fine too

>>58016634
Oh god you're gonna be harassed by gooners.

i get to be a furry wizard i guess

I'm okay with this. It's not what I wanted, but I'm bipedal, and I'm not a weird nugen slopper.

>>58016306 (OP)
Oh neat I can still be a trainer

>>58016916
Elekid has been my favorite baby Pokemon ever since I saw Pikachu's Rescue Adventure. I'm not really a fan of his evos tho.

Guys.. I need help.

>>58016997
I see. I like Electivire. I'm not sure if/how I'd end up evolving into it in the wild, but I'm sure there's probably a way.

>>58016306 (OP)
Honestly just kinda boring.
Least I wont be alone, and most people will ignore me.

>Stoutland
Not bad

>>58017008
You get to evolve into the most powerful Pokemon in the world.

>>58016306 (OP)
Convince me not to take my own life

>>58017024
You have hands and a cool Mega.

>>58016761
I got its first form. A really cool line, 2nd favorite Ghost type

Could be worse.

>Tyrantrum
I'll take it

Uh oh..

Like pokemon are usually pretty smart right, close to human to level at least, so in theory they can be taught to cook ij a kitchen pretty well yeah? This always bothered me for some reason

>turn into a wheel

Hell yeah.