I always thought the framing of these Penny "discussions" was weird, you people kept calling her stinky and gross and talking about how she doesn't shave or shower. And then it hit me, hey wait a minute, this isn't someone "complaining" about Penny. This is someone getting off to those things! And the fact that she's a turbo-loser girlfailure turns you on!

Admit it, this entire time you've been "making fun of her" for these things, you've been getting off to the fact that you're desperately horny to find a girlfailure woman in real life! I know the whole "gamer girlfriend" trend was something that fell out of style several years ago. But I'm pretty sure you're still in it for the long haul aren't you?

Post Penny. Don't deny your feelings.

Penny can go fuck herself

>>58017418 (OP)
girlfailures don’t exist outside of disabled women

How the fuck is she a girlfailure?
She has a job. She actively goes to class. She has multiple friend groups she hangs out with, both her old Team Star buddies and her new Area Zero buddies. She even successfully changed the culture at the academy away from the clique-y nature it used to be.

She's not a girlfailure. A Pokemon girlfailure is Klara.

>>58017436
>"Klara originally started as an underground pop singer with traits of cuteness and the virulence of poison. Despite her attempts at promoting herself, she only sold about eight copies of her debut album. After that, she decided to try out being a Gym Leader as her new goal to boost her popularity. At some point, she obtained a Galarian Slowpoke. However, she gave up on that goal after two days of harsh training at the Poison-type Gym."

Holy fuck you're right. I still think Penny fits the technical definition at least during the start of the game. And I'm still convinced its part of her charm. Honestly though, if we wanna make this a full on "Girlfailure General" with Klara and any others you can think of then I'm down for that.

Girlfailure is an oxymoron, because even a 2/10 homonculus with assymetric cuntflaps can have a flock of desperate simps lining-up by the dozens to pick from.

>>58017496
>Guyfailuire is an oxymoron, because even a 2/10 homunculus with assymetric belly flaps can have a flock of desperate simps lining-up by the dozens to pick from

See incel? I can do the smug reply too. Boogie is LITERALLY a fat fedora wearing cheeto chugging mountain dew swilling loser and has had such a precession of women that are a hundred times hotter than he is all lined up around his dick like its all you can eat!

And you have the fucking gall to sit there and tell me that women have it too easy.

>>58017418 (OP)
Finally, someone gets it.

>>58017418 (OP)
What

>>58017418 (OP)
>desperate
here's where you lost the plot

but congratulations on discovering the fundamental gender dynamic in western society where women have value by default so even "girlfailures" have someone who wants them. Be careful, as acknowledging this in front of normies will get you called an incel

>>58017556
>Just be famous bro

>>58017556
Be famous enough, have enough money and you can get all the bitches you want

That's the lesson you're teaching, I hope all of 4chan reads into it VERY well

>>58017598
I can assure you the default value of somebody working at a gas station is exactly what they're being paid and not a penny more. Anyone working a dead end minumum wage job is not somebody who's gonna get picked outside of freak happenstance or trashy supernatural romance novels.

Like, nerdy women did luck out because there are plenty of nerdy men who outnumber them. But outside of being that particular type of girlfailure your options are slim.

Theres very clearly some kind of market for trashy women, be it ease of access or fetish. But I wouldn't make the mistake of thinking that it's a necessarily desirable position.

>>58017605
Boogie got famous for being fat. Back in the old days of youtube you didn't have too many mega-fats like boogie. And when boogie played his caricature of a fat man, people loved the fat guy minstrel show and he got paid out big time.

And again, he's like, ridiculously fat. Like comedically so, and he's had legions of women fuck him. That right there aught to be the biggest whitepill in the world that even if you get tremendously overweight you can still:

Make an entire career out of it

Make tons of money

Get tons of women suckin on that dick

>>58017624
Would YOU suck boogies dick for 10 thousand bucks? Read into it however you like. But again, this should be whitepilling for you, because as long as you achieve success in at least a few aspects in life, you might as well have been successful in all of them.

You could be a Beluga Whale and as long as you've got at least enough money, you can still be successful. If you've got a hot enough body, you can be broke, and women will still slum it with you.

>>58017643
Aight, guess I gotta whip out the old classic-but-true

U mad bro

Arven:
>My parents completely abandoned me in favor of their research. I was alone in the world, and my dog was the only one willing to stick by my side
Penny
>Psh yeah I know what you mean.....my dad is annoying too.....
Annoying piece of shit one-note pandering nothing character. She is the embodiment of the "le smart loner girl" trope and you'd have to be a genuine, honest-to-god slop eater to even remotely enjoy anything Penny brings to the table.
>mmMMMmmMm....le stinky neet girl :3
My point exactly.

Is this really another thread for that Penny femanon to use as shlick material? Seriously babe?
Did they idea of a bunch of anons turning you inside out actually get you that randy?

>>58017643
>I can assure you the default value of somebody working at a gas station is exactly what they're being paid and not a penny more. Anyone working a dead end minumum wage job is not somebody who's gonna get picked outside of freak happenstance or trashy supernatural romance novels.

WRONG

Guys don't care how little money a woman makes

>>58017687
>>Psh yeah I know what you mean.....my dad is annoying too.....
that part wasn't supposed to make her look like she was in the right you retard Nemona calls her out for it and she apoligzes

>>58017807
So I'm supposed to completely ignore the way she behaves at the end of the game - when the established characters are SUPPOSED to have finished learning their lessons, btw - just because another character calls her out on it? No, dumbfuck. The fact that she STILL acts like that proves her entire existence is just to pander to mindless retards such as yourself that go
>stinky neet uooooooooo :weeping: she's so autistic uoooooooo :weeping:
I wish you fucks would stop gobbling this shit up. And I mean that for every fanbase.

>>58017828
>when the established characters are SUPPOSED to have finished learning their lessons
Just because you learned a lesson doesn't mean you won't ever fuck up. She is literally meeting him for the first time it's awkward

>>58017840
>she just met him bro that makes it ok that she equated her dad being overbearing to arven being completely abandoned
Why are you so desperate to defend shitty writing? You're allowed to tug your dick to someone and still admit that they're written poorly. Vehemently defending it just makes you a shit-eating retard

>>58017896
because it's not shitty you retard what do you want her to be a robot the moment she learns a lesson?

>>58017901
Learning nothing and continuing to act as though nothing happened is as robotic as you can get. Your options are not solely
>behave as though you didn't go through anything
or
>have no personality
It's a good thing you don't write characters

>>58017934
the point is she apolgized after getting called out

>>58017643
>value only means money

>>58017959
To a woman: yes.

>>58017970
That is literally my argument then and you agree with me that women have value by default and men do not due to this discrepancy

>>58018049
>you agree with me that women have value by default and men do not
Ah ah ah chuddy, thats not how the line goes. Even in your own lore the statement is clearly,

>Women are born with inherent value
>Must have to earn their value

See that? Notice whats happening there? Even by your own logic men must earn their value. Though some field, whether its becoming a famous athlete, artist, or some other endeavor. And we're basically telling you how the pasta is made.

>Money
>Looks
>Influence

Now what you choose to do with it is on you. But you need to pick a lane, and figure out how to get there. You can add your own seasonings, your own zest. But nobody likes an overly spicy pasta, nor do they like a bland pasta. Though it really depends on the person. Some will take the spicy pasta because at least it has flavor, while some prefer the bland pasta because its generally less offensive overall.

You should be excelling at looks, influence, or money. And you need to try maxxing at least one of these. But theres also a fourth tree here of actually having skill. Being able to paint so good that you can become a commercial artist. Or being so strong that you have visible abs.

None of these are impossible feats. But you need to kinda NOT SUCK at absolutely all of them. So just focus your efforts on being the best you can be towards at least one talent or trade that you have even the remotest chance of actually succeeding at and go for it.

>>58018049
>you agree with me that women have value by default and men do not
Ah ah ah chuddy, thats not how the line goes. Even in your own lore the statement is clearly,

>Women are born with inherent value
>Men have to earn their value

See that? Notice whats happening there? Even by your own logic men must earn their value. Though some field, whether its becoming a famous athlete, artist, or some other endeavor. And we're basically telling you how the pasta is made.

>Money
>Looks
>Influence

Now what you choose to do with it is on you. But you need to pick a lane, and figure out how to get there. You can add your own seasonings, your own zest. But nobody likes an overly spicy pasta, nor do they like a bland pasta. Though it really depends on the person. Some will take the spicy pasta because at least it has flavor, while some prefer the bland pasta because its generally less offensive overall.

You should be excelling at looks, influence, or money. And you need to try maxxing at least one of these. But theres also a fourth tree here of actually having skill. Being able to paint so good that you can become a commercial artist. Or being so strong that you have visible abs.

None of these are impossible feats. But you need to kinda NOT SUCK at absolutely all of them. So just focus your efforts on being the best you can be towards at least one talent or trade that you have even the remotest chance of actually succeeding at and go for it.

man, this reminds me of that thread we had a while ago about slavery in the pokemon world but unlike that thread, nobody is gonna post images for Penny.

>>58018355
It is quite similar to that thread. But I agree, people do need to post images of Penny.

i don't respect Penny because she is lazy

>>58017556
You should've used CWC as your example, because I still cannot believe that an autistic delusion tranny who personally documented every single cringe moment in his entire life somehow managed to score with an actual human female without paying her boatloads of cash to be his/her BFG.

>>58017418 (OP)
I try to but they won't let me

Is the femcel anon here? She still hasn't posted her asshole.

>>58017556
>>58017643
Boogie didn't score because he was famous. It's because he was self-aware and confident by sticking to his shtick. THAT'S what women like. Self-confidence. You are guaranteed to get pussy if you're true to yourself and don't act like a spineless little cuck who is scared of being himself, even if it means you'll make a fool out of yourself. Because being a goofy weirdo is charming if you do it with confidence.

If you're nonstop seething about how "females" have it so easy, you're an insecure, self-hating little bitch who blames everyone but yourself for your own problems.

>>58019034
Self-confidence is not the word you are looking for

>>58019060
What word do you deem more fitting, then?

>>58017643
>Ivytroon is the OP and was most likely also larping as a femoid in the previous Penny thread
Of fuckin' course, I should've expected for this to always be the case around here…

>>58019093
Being 6ft tall and making 6 figures.

>>58019093
Shamelessnes?
Cuz I'm even fatter than him and every now & then being this much fat bothers me enough to wanna kill myself via hyperglycemic shock by contracting diabetus instead of doing anything else, because unless I'd somehow become a literal mass murderer no woman would ever give a shit about me enough to try fixing me.

Penny? More like penis! Haha

>>58019110
Well better kill yourself if that doesn't apply to you then

https://litter.catbox.moe/fn82a3px6srmuh3i.png
Femanon posting her asshole for 50 bucks.

>>58019982
>Femanon posting her asshole for 50 bucks.
50 bucks well spent! Thats even hotter than I expected her to be... I would literally eat her out and kiss her ass for hours.

Post moar Penny lewds! We need MOAR!

>>58019982
>shaven
Fake news.

>>58019982
>no dense 3-coloured bush
This shit is less than worthless!

You're right OP. My gf is a girlfailure exactly like Penny. It's as awful and amazing as you'd expect.

>>58017436
At least at the start of the game, we learn that;

>Her only friends were online, and she hasn't even spoken to them in a year
>She does not go to class, and was suspended for a year under the guise of taking a break to return to her home region
>Her room is a mess of pets and snacks, and she says she just spends all day in there playing games and watching anime

So as far as fictional girlfailures go, yeah.

>>58019982
Worth every Penny.

>>58020757
Carlos!

>>58017460
That image needs a penis shadow edit

>>58017418 (OP)
We're seriously doing this shit again are we? Didn't you get enough attention in the last thread?

>>58021603
She gets horny when anons talk about ravaging her butthole.

The small girl failure squirted all over the bottom of her belly, splattering Clair's ass, which was more in shape than her face. Penny went limp, feeling the energy being sapped out. After a few minutes, Penny saw her gut was a bit smoother and that digestion was going smooth. It made her slap Melony's thick ass, causing a glob of her ass cheek to tear right off. “I feel gross…shower time.” Said Penny, sliding out of bed and waddling her naked ass to the shower. On the way, she slipped and slammed the side of her stomach into a table. Clair's ribs caved in, tearing her mushy innards to chunks. Nemona felt her arm snap, causing a hellish cry of pain to sound. Penny giggled, before cramming her gut in the door to her bathroom.
CCRUNNCCHH SNAPPP KRRCCKK
Melony's left leg broke in three places and Cynthia's right side broke away, with her tit sliding off her body and bulging from the side. Penny turned the shower on, getting it nice and hot, before stuffing her stomach inside first. It barely fit, as the girls were crushed against the white wall on their left and the glass door on the right.
The warm water hitting her belly was heating up the inside of her stomach even more. The cries of pain got louder, especially from Nemona as her flesh started to melt and fuse into Cynthia. Penny just moaned, using her three in one shampoo, conditioner, and body wash to get her short hair all clean. “Aaahhh…showers are usually a pain…but this is nice.” Said Penny, washing the sweat and grime away. She pushed her belly forward, crushing Melony against the wall.
CCRRRUNNCCH MMMMPPPHHHH
Penny forced Melony's spinal cord to snap, causing the older woman to stop moving, though she was still alive. Trying to wash her belly, she squished Nemona into the white wall, shattering her arm even more than it already was, then did the same to Cynthia.>>58021931

sticking her huge ass in the air.cringed, putting some extra pressure into shitting out the women. Penny's tight asshole spread open almost three feet, as a jumbled amalgamation of scatues started to come back out. The very start of this steamy mess had Clair's thick butt front and center. Her asshole and pussy oozed anal slime. The fat load inched out, showing Clair's thighs and tummy. Her left thigh was missing a glob and inside was a femur, as well as a misplaced lower jaw. By Clair's pussy was Nemona's face, though the scat didn't recreate it fully. One side was perfect, with her lips puckered and eyes looking off in the distance, while the other side had shit oozing from her skull, which was missing her lower jaw. “HHNNNGHHH!!! COME ON!!” Grunted Penny. Melony and Cynthia were on the sides, with Cynthia's feet attached to the left side of Clair's ass, while Melony's arms were on the other side. The giant scatue was tearing Penny's asshole to shreds.
A glob of Clair's ass fell off, hitting the ground with a gooey SPLAT.
PPPPLLOORRPPP FFRRRRRRTTT
Cynthia's legs were all fucked up, with her crunched calves exposed the more the scatue came out. Clair's spinal cord was scraping against Penny's rectum, making the chubby trainer howl in pleasure. While Nemona's chin was basically glued to Clair's belly button, her head was twisted the wrong way. Her shoulders came out, completely exposed with bones. Melony's arms were perfect and soon her head was coming out. The final look of pain was reflected, with her mouth wide open and pupils shrank to the point they were barely noticeable. What made it worse, was Melony's head wasn't even attached to her shit torso, with a few inches of scat leaving before her shoulders came out. Nemona's tits popped free, with a wet SPLLRRP, as shit oozed from her dark brown nipples. The wet shit ran down, suddenly going over Cynthia's head. Her scatue was folded in half, with a blank, dead face.

>>58017418 (OP)
>Admit it, this entire time you've been "making fun of her" for these things, you've been getting off to the fact that you're desperately horny to find a girlfailure woman in real life!
I don't really give a shit about Penny in particular, but if I did find someone like her at a similar age to me that was interested, I'd definitely make sure she showered more often, and I'd especially make sure her Pokémon weren't just rotting in their own filth/Pokéball.

Also, I'm not particularly turned on by the concept of a "girlfailure", whatever the fuck that means, but I'd definitely be attracted to someone that also happens to be on the outskirts of normal society, left with little to no interaction with other people, especially one that's fairly skinny like Penny. I guess going by >>58020461 I'm not inherently put off by people like that. She'd at least be better than the nihilist women you see everywhere online nowadays, then again maybe not if that person from the other thread can be used as a generalization. I just want someone that's okay with being around the likes of myself.

>>58022050
Girls that masturbate are such losers. Like jeez, just get a boyfriend girl.

>>58022050
Sauce?

>>58022056
Most guys don't even know what a clitoris is, let alone how to stimulate it.

>>58017418 (OP)
funny how SV literally had NPC troons, but they couldn't make Penny fat.
All the male Eevee fans are gay, all the female Eevee fans are obese, this is known.

>>58022115
That's so fucking false. I know several skinny ass female Eevee fans.

>>58022128
>doubt

>>58017556
>a man with a wikipedia page is equal on the markets to a woman
this isn't the own you think it is

>>58017431
>>58017496
you're thinking too much in the male paradime;
Unmarried slampigs for example, are girlfailures, simulataneously unable to be attractive and lock down a man.
Ugly women who aren't able to mediate their looks with clothing, makeup or pleasant social graces are girlfailures.
Single mothers who couldn't tell that their man didn't want kids with them are girlfailures.
Women who replace the child they would've had with a man with a dog or a cat on a whim are girlfailures

>>58022280
if you’re such a girlfailure then date me