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Do we still like Typhlosion?
Why does less and less of Cyndaquil's back ignite as it evolves? Wouldn't Typhlosion be a lot cooler if the whole back lit up?
Typhlosion never transitioned well into 3D, not even in Stadium 2.
>>58017688The fire of its youth vanished
>>58017680 (OP)Typhlosion should be shorter. Like Tasmanian Devil sized with more fire
I stopped liking typhlosion when gamefreak started putting its fire out. Don't really care about the leak stuff
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3D made it lame
It’s yokai ancestor is neat though
I love typhlosion. I fap rto both hisuian and regular typhlosion.
>>58017680 (OP)Yes. It has a special place in my heart and soul. The people obsessing over the leak somehow can't process that the stories they heard were from one guy writing unofficial mythology. Arceus is literally taken from Zeus, and there are a lot of dark disturbing stories in Greek lore.
>>58017688i never understood this. cyndaquil had the fire vents on its ass, quilava added some to its head, but typhlosion loses both and just gets some around its neck? it's the volcano pokemon™. its back should be fucking erupting
>>guys please laugh it’s still funny a year later right please
>>58017728It's a transition. Think of a slinky. Besides, the collar makes it look cooler.
>>58017728I'm still waiting on the move where it rubs its hands together to cause explosions. Blast type when? Make Explosion Great Again.
I want Typhlosion to pin me under its belly and breed me
>>58017680 (OP)a bit of a conundrum, I hate everything about Game Freak which should logically include Typhlosion, but I don't think any less of Typhlosion because a pedophile wrote a crappy story.
>>58017688they consider it expendable enough to use for their creepy shit stories (they would never treat any other starter like that or even any other remotely Pokémon that way), its possible they never wanted people to like Typhlosion in the first place and intentionally designed it to look bad. you could say that's stupid as hell because why would a company want one of their own characters to flop? And how strict they are about which pokemon are allowed to exist means that idea of them hating ANY pokemon makes no fucking sense. EVen the 'tHey sabaoGtged it to MakE CHARIZARD look better" excuse falls apart since they could have just used Charizard again in Gen 2 and no one would bat an eye since there was no promise for new starters.
But Game Freak is the one with the richest franchise in the history of the world so i guess constantly screwing over a character/species (despite its proven popularity) is good business.
>>58017728I am sure it is his defect like Sugimori claims, that he makes every pokemon with some defect so they aren't "too cool".
>>58017730Except it hasn't been a year yet, pathetic fuck
>>58017721Did they...you know?
literally me any time i read a typhlosion rape joke
>>58017816>faggot hasn't heard of rounding up pathetic
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>>58017680 (OP)>soliciting sex from a minor>ownership of false identity>criminal usage of false identity>forced intoxication>pedophilia>rape>illegal captivity>violent threat / harrassment>blackmail>attempted murderHe should have gotten the death penalty. Losing a mega evolution is nothing.
>>58018084>rounding up 5 monthskys
>>58018093yeah everybody claps everytime you post this same pasta, how original and charming and awesome you are.
>>58017730It's the second coming of the Vaporeon Copypasta.
>>58017680 (OP)>writing rape libel against a a beloved icon falsely accusing them of >soliciting sex from a minor>ownership of false identity>criminal usage of false identity>forced intoxication>pedophilia>rape>illegal captivity>violent threat / harrassment>blackmail>attempted murderNakatsui should have gotten the death penalty. Typhlosion should get a mega evolutions as reparations.
>>58018100i accept your concession
>>58018116bait used to be believable
>>58018125I’ve already accepted it. It’s fine
>>58017730Everytime you feel bad for meganium troons just remember they are 80% of the reason for pushing this forced meme
I hope their mega is shit and they get humbled badly
58018130
cute retard thinking his bait is epic
>gets btfo
>I-it’s bait! Heh that’ll show em
>bitch replying
Good thing the concession is accepted so the seething doesn’t look as bad little buddy
>>58018141You can keep your bait going, but that doesn't mean you are not underaged or mentally underaged
It hasn't been a year and it will never be, and you can keep shitposting for eternity and it won't make a difference, little kid.
>directly replying this time
This is an improvement cordy. I’m really glad
>it hasn’t been a year and it never will be
Blud thinks October is canceled or something
>>58017680 (OP)I liked Typhlosion ever since my friend showed me one in a gold and silver strategy guide 24 years ago. I'm still a Typhlosion fan.
why is the species being blamed for the act of one typhlosion?
>>58018201It wasn’t even one typhlosion. Sinnoh is full of hillbillies who rape their daughters, that fairy tale exists to scapegoat typhlosion for Sinnoh’s pedophile epidemic
is it only into girls or is a hole a hole no matter what to typhlosion
>>58018246He is into underage girls only
>>58017688p=f/a
the fire shoots out harder like this
>>58018310>t.sinnohian hillbilly
>>58018329I hate sinnoh, but the leaks are real and typhlosion is a loli enjoyer. You just can't cope.
>>58017730>>58018084>>58018100It's in the typhlosionfag's nature to round up. Especially when it's from 17 to 18.
>>58018343>, but the leaks are realyeah real bullshit
>and typhlosion is a loli enjoyer.post one (1) (uno) (1つ), example in an officially released piece of TPC media were that has been true. and incase you're on the slow side, scraps stolen from a hacker do not count as officially released.
>you can't just cope you can't just not have an argument
>>58018093based and the typedos crying about it are whiney baby faggots that can't handle jokes or the fact their favorite starter is a diddler.
>>58018434have no argument harder
>>58018393Based and the Sharties pushing the “Muh leaks are canon “ have no refutation for this ahd their shit jokes kek
They’re trying to make it the next Vaporeon pasta but it’s just forced
>>58018445>>58018444Nobody is going to stop posting the memes and leaks because your feelings are hurt, cry more
>>guys the leaks are real there’s empirical evidence ok!
>ok show an example not from a hacker that shows typhlosion being a pedo than in a source canon
>>well uhm there’s not an official one but../ like.. the hacks um….
Keek
>>58018451still waiting for that argument, buddy boy
>>58018455You have no power here, retard boy
Leakers have existed since the dawn of time and GF admitted the leaks were legit, you are simply delusional
Laughing at the typedo cope in the thread.
>>58018460You will never be a woman
>>58018445>its the le sharty!normalfags are still meming the typhlosion noncery too y'know.
>>58018462its truly pathetic really.
>samefagging
>can’t show one (1) sample of gf admitting it’s canon
>replying to herself
Topkeek
Everybody is laughing at you, typedo.
>still waiting for that one source
>>58018468>Everyone that disagrees with me is one personYou're even less original than all the typedo memes.
>>58018468>not knowing how post cooldown works
>>58018468You dont need a source when the stories were taken directly from gf themselves
>thinking you can only use one device/not buy a pass
Oh no no no
>>58018481>yeah ok its not a bunch of people it's just one octopus typing multiple replies at once
>>58018480It is bait, stop replying
>it’s canon bro game freak even confirmed it
>ok sure bud source?
>>Noo you don’t need the source
LOL
>>58018481>Coping this hard>Believing people are insecure manchidlren like you by thinking they're also paying money to shitpost on 4chan about a shovelware series for kids. Yikes, projecting much?
>>58018495>Typedo coper is an itoddlerfigures
>>58018495>source of the leaked documents: game freak themselves>source of this: some journalist probably KEEEEEK
>>58018495Noo um Google paid off the leakfags.. it’s still canon pls..
>>58018464you argue like a woman
>>58018495>I-It's not canon! gamefreak never said so!>Now let me post this screencap from some literal who journo to confirm MY narrative!
>>58018501There is no arguing with bait
>n-no not that source
>n-no it’s not from game freak himself
>n-no you can’t use that phone
>n-no you are le mandchild so that doesn’t c-count
Holy KEEK
>>58018498>>source of the leaked documents: scraps stolen from a criminal>source that: someone who isn't a criminal who is more trustworthy
>>58018505Sorry but your cope will never deny facts. Keep being in denial, again nobody is going to stop saying it s canon because you hate it.
>it’s some random journo
>no that source doesn’t count
>n-no not like that
>it’s this it’s that!
Allegations? Rejected
Her goal? Deflected
Sharty lie peddled - expected
>>58018500>google paid off HEADCANON
>>58018495>>58018505Kill yourself phoneposter
>>58018509cute schizo melty
>>p-phone poster! Stop picking apart my lies!
Holy keek
Typedobros... I don't feel good...
>>58018495>>58018505life a long life truth teller.
Sharty bros.. I thought we had this one.. I thought we had our sources.. we’ll get her next time
Ignore the melty and keep posting typedo memes
>>stop announcing where we’re from and resume back to the raid
Keek
Typhlosisters...the meganiumchads are laughing at us...
So you're telling me typhlosioniggers are so desperate for validation they not only delude themselves into thinking the entirety of the thread is one person but also they have to point out to a fucking nobody to push their failing narrative to defend their pedo starter. This only gets better.
>gets called out for being sharty
>I-it’s more than one person!
Keek
>>58018527It's what they unironically believe.
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>>58018530It’s what they unironically believe
>>58018495(Comedic) Gold reply
Feraligatr fag here, I still like typhlo and don't care about the memes really
Imagine being worse starterfags than Charitards. Typhlosionshitters are never recovering.
>>58018545EMOLGA BLOWJOBS
>>58018545the za starter selection having both of the far superior options and then replacing cyndaquil with fucking tepig was the final nail in the coffin. as long as typhloshitters continue to seethe this will be funny until the end of time
>Meganiumfag trying to push his meme and be known like ivyfag but it’s just not organic
Holy keek
>>58018551Being cucked in favor for embort of all starters is a fate worse than death.
>>58018557I'd say something like "go on, reply to both posts and wait" but you'd continue to cope and say "B-B-B-BUT MUH INSPECT ELEMENT"
>>58018560>>58018559Ok prove me wrong should be easy
>>58018557Are you still hearing voices in your head?
>doesn’t know you can turn off yous in 4chan x
Keek
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just stop replying since it is bait
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>>58018527This is why shitting on them is righteous
Picrel is one example of many
>>58018573the problem with that is, it's too entertaining to stop
effective bait should make you angry, this is just funny
>KYs phoneposter
>sharty is also a phone poster
Hahahahahaha
>back to replying to yourself
Keek the sharty circle
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>>58018578This may surprise you but I never denied being a phoneposter, nor did I use "phoneposter" as an argument. There are many of us and one of you. You're fighting a losing battle here.
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>>58018575>The least assblasted typedo fanatic.
>>Noo my raids mean the whole board is on Muh side
2-3 at most. Obviously sharts do raids in numbers, make it less obvious
>>58018583 (me)
Also, anyone else find it REALLY funny that this guy accusing everyone of being from the sharty is the only one talking like a sharty user?
>replying to yourself with the same style filename twice
Topkeek
>>58018585>1 thread is a raid
>>anyone else find it really funny that this guy using his own term thags not from the sharty but we’re all using reaction memes and methods from the sharty trolling tactics.. like we’re totally not sharty. But he is.. right!?
Keekoo
>>58018586Anyone bringing up the sharty is a confirmed schizo.
>joining a thread with users from the same shart and swaying popular opinion is not a raid!
Nice try tho
>btw if you bring up sharty you’re schizo
Agahaha
>>58018594I wouldn't go that far, but this guy definitely is
The sharty circle
>post one of your filenames memes
>deflect with lie or projection (no he’s scjizo, no he’s sharty) etc
>post obvious ragebait from board
>reply to yourself when all else fails
>post one of your filenames meme projecting (meds, no u sharty, etc)
>>58018535Sometimes I regret claiming this GET. I'm tired of this starterwarring.
Can't we johtobros just stick together?
>>58018609Just because nobody is agreeing or submitting to your schizophrenia doesn't mean there is some grand raid or conspiracy against you. You're a grown ass man seething at multiple strangers making fun of a fictional cartoon pedo badger on the internet, get a grip.
>>58018614nobody wants johto to unite, they want them to be destroyed because they are a force to be reckoned with. zooms hate johto because they started with RSE and they are the loudest fucks here.
>>58018626I thought it was funny at first but over time I've just gotten so tired of the starterwarring, I just want us all to get along. We all love the Johto games in this thread (at least I think we do), we should really stick together.
I don't like Typhlosion, but I genuinely could not care less if you do as long as you aren't throwing hissy fits over memes about old scrapped lore.
Like whatever you like man, just don't be a faggot about it.
Tepig is the new Johto starter tho
>>58018638You will never be Ivyfag
He was annoying but he never put typhlosion down like u to elevate his fave
Tired of ur shit man
>>58018638Please bro, post your epic get again, it was so funny, please bro im begging, please spam it for another 3 months
>>58018642I don't want to be Ivyfag. I've directly expressed my disdain for him on numerous times. Of all the things I've done on this board, getting him to fuck off and never return is the one impact I've made that I'm still proud of. That's exactly why I stopped posting the GET and other starterwar slop. I realized I was becoming as annoying as him, and for that I am sorry. As of now, I just want us all to get along. I don't want to forget the past, but I do want to move forward.
Life has been a lot better for me since I've started posting here less and less, but every time I come back, I am a little bit disappointed to see that people are still using my old GET to spread malice. I know I'm more than partially to blame for that though.
All in all, I hope you're doing well anon. I'm sorry for fueling the fire.
>>58018725Could work for a mega, but game freak was too busy raping children to give it one
>>58018749Stop wanking your own post
>>58018495Common tychad W
>The butthurt typedo poster is samefagging his own post after his humiliation ritual
KEK
>saborcord watching the thread like a hawk, ready to bump anytime someone compliments typhlosion
Keek
>not even a minute before the bump
Topke3k
>>58018781>first it was sharty>now its saborcordwhich boogeyman are you going to blame next?
>not waiting at least the cool-down to make it less obvious
Holy Kleek
>I’ll pretend I don’t know them after just repeating the name, yea thats not obvious
lolaroo
>goes into the thread
>It's a bunch of retards still arguing with the "keek" autistic shitskin third wolder after all these hours
Do you guys like, have a job or something?
>talk about myself in third person
>yeahhh now they think I’m part of it! B-based
Kneek
>>58018797It's Winter break
>>58017680 (OP)I love him even more now
Leave typho alone he dindu nuffin