Thread 58017803 - /vp/ [Archived: 512 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:16:33 AM No.58017803
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Is he right?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:23 AM No.58017808
>>58017803 (OP)
no
Replies: >>58017810 >>58017941 >>58018679
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:56 AM No.58017810
>>58017808
Why?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:18:50 AM No.58017812
>>58017803 (OP)
1st part: yes
2nd part: hell no. Who the fuck cares about sleep or cafe mix?

also: buggu in anusu
Replies: >>58018843
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:23:01 AM No.58017820
>>58017803 (OP)
Merrick is always wrong
He sucks game freak cock for a miserable job
Replies: >>58017825
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:24:47 AM No.58017825
>>58017820
>game freak cock
TPC*, he's talking about spin off slop
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:58:23 AM No.58017925
>>58017803 (OP)
"mobile game inclusion" actually means "advertising predatory micropayment mills"

mobile games are all anti-consumer garbage and tolerating them just causes them to take over the franchise more
Replies: >>58017948
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:00 AM No.58017936
>>58017803 (OP)
he's a literal unpaid shill, it doesn't matter what he has to say
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:48 AM No.58017939
>>58017803 (OP)
Yeah.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:05:08 AM No.58017941
>>58017808
Don't you guys have phones???!!!!!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:09:01 AM No.58017948
>>58017925
He says this after paying for unfinished games and their dlcs multiple times
Replies: >>58019111 >>58019190
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:15:55 AM No.58018615
>>58017803 (OP)
Show me literally one (1) time he's been factually wrong. I'll wait.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:25:06 AM No.58018636
>>58018615
He posted fake bw leaks and they were up for like a day
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:45:37 AM No.58018664
>>58018615
He said the Alola starter final evolution leak was obviously fake.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:47:47 AM No.58018670
>>58018615
Black and White tutorial mode
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:51:12 AM No.58018679
>>58017803 (OP)
This faggot still on this shit since 2017??? He better get paid or getting his cock sucked for this endless defense or else it’s sad
>>58017808
This
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:07:37 AM No.58018805
Yes? How retarded do you need to be to think the length of a Presents is decided before the content?
Replies: >>58019126 >>58019145
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:12:55 AM No.58018815
>>58018615
Yes. This retard posted back in 2004 that Duskull would evolve to Sunflora.

>Yomawaru: Possible evolution of Sunflora (Supposedly evolved at night)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:14:20 AM No.58018820
>>58018615
Joe spread misinformation back in 2004 when he wrongly stated that Sunflora would evolve to Duskull at night.
>Yomawaru: Possible evolution of Sunflora (Supposedly evolved at night)

This dude is a retard.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:23:52 AM No.58018841
>>58017803 (OP)
Obviously. Only retarded people think a 20 min Presents of mobile+ZA would have 20 minutes of ZA if mobile games weren’t included. The Presents would simply be just as long as the ZA trailer we ended up getting anyways
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:25:06 AM No.58018843
>>58017812
/thread
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:34:50 AM No.58018871
>>58017803 (OP)
>If they didn't include them it'd be shorter
...so?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:46:08 AM No.58018900
>>58018615
when he said his website was the reason pokemon was popular in the west
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:00:26 PM No.58018942
BugsInAnus
BugsInAnus
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>>58017803 (OP)
The Elephant Man's ancestor with a live insect anal insertion fetish is never right.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:03:06 PM No.58019026
Sexo with Mr. Merricku; missionary position, wearing a condom and looking at each other eyes, making promises.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:21:13 PM No.58019051
>>58017803 (OP)
Yes.
>>58018615
>just a generic Hawaiian girl
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:57:54 PM No.58019111
>>58017948
>mobile games are all money sucking fomo machines
>console games are all unfinished cash grab obligations
>competitors have the looming threat of potential legal battles if they get to popular

Thank god the indie scene can't profit off pokemon. They are the only thing we have left.
Replies: >>58019222
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:58:51 PM No.58019115
indievegans when videogame
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:03:31 PM No.58019120
>>58017803 (OP)
Yes. But I don't understand why he thinks he MUST comment on everything that's happening within the Pokemon games.
Replies: >>58019180
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:06:14 PM No.58019126
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>>58018805
>masuda-san, nintendo-sama has only alloted us 23 minutes of pokemon presents time
>a dishonor upon my house, we will need to cut out showcasing new megas and generation 10 announcements in order to show Pocket Monstah Cafe Sexy Kitty Mew Mew Hisuian Basculin event. Our lord's word is law, desu
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:09:38 PM No.58019132
Why is gutting mobile shit and the direct being shorter as a result an issue exactly?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:16:37 PM No.58019145
>>58017803 (OP)
He is technically right, yes. If you took out the mobile shit, the presents would just be shorter, because what else would there be? Everyone knows that, but he is being obtuse and missing the entire point in the process.
>hurr it would just be shorter without the mobile slop durr
Obviously that’s the technically correct result right now, idiot. Literally nobody doesn’t already understand that. The point people are making is that we used to regularly get full-fledged, quality spin-off games on consoles and that the prioritizing of mobile phones has significantly hurt that. But he’d rather be an idiot who thinks he’s better than everyone else and not think critically for a single moment.
>>58018805
>lacks critical thinking skills
>>58018615
It’s easy to be factually correct. It means a lot more to think critically and read between the lines.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:29:26 PM No.58019158
this guy is such a detriment to the franchise
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:43:26 PM No.58019180
>>58019120
He has unfortunately made that his job. No one asked him to, but running a site inferior to PokemonDB and Bulbapedia just wasn't enough I guess.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:43:49 PM No.58019181
Maybe, but gamers hate gacha on principle.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:47:57 PM No.58019187
>>58017803 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

mobileshit is cancer
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:48:57 PM No.58019190
>>58017948
I emulate and don't replay games or play remakes
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:13:58 PM No.58019222
>>58019111
>METROIDVANIASLOP #571
>INDIE ROGUESLOP #678
>PS1 STYLE HORROR #754
no, indie devs are also creatively bankrupt
Replies: >>58019574 >>58019692
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:00:02 PM No.58019301
妻はゲイのホモ野郎よりいい
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>>58017803 (OP)
Mobile phones games will still be bad, but I want an option to remove Hau, Hop, Avery and Allister from my pokemon games just like snowbreak so I can have more waifus.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:48 PM No.58019311
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>>58017803 (OP)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:52:46 PM No.58019552
>>58018841
ok? Why the fuck should I have to sit through 40 minutes of complete dogshit to see 5 seconds of a trailer? Throw that other shit somewhere else
Replies: >>58019561 >>58019664
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:56:44 PM No.58019561
>>58019552
its a pokemon in general direct, not specifically a ZA direct.
Replies: >>58019563
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:57:41 PM No.58019563
>>58019561
i dont care. They could just not do a "pokemon general direct" and waste my fucking time. I don't understand how you can't grasp this
Replies: >>58019577
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:04:44 PM No.58019574
>>58019222
Calling a genre you don't like slop is childish bullshit.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:06:05 PM No.58019576
>>58017803 (OP)
>Joe Merrick

Stopped reading right there
No he's not
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:06:12 PM No.58019577
>>58019563
You also have agency in this. I agree that it's stupid, but you gotta remember to take responsibility for wasting your own time by watching it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:40:43 PM No.58019664
>>58019552
Watch it when its not live and skip to the end, done.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:49:30 PM No.58019692
>>58019222
Also open world survival slop
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:52:20 PM No.58019698
I've been away from this fandom since SV released and this autistic faggot is STILL dickriding Game Freak like it's 2019.
Replies: >>58019703
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:54:23 PM No.58019702
>>58019145
>he is being obtuse
That's literally every argument that comes out of that faggot's mouth. If he were to address people's concerns from an objective and genuinely understanding angle, well, he'd be out of job.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:55:08 PM No.58019703
>>58019698
He has to, he sold his soul to Masuda so he can serve GF forever as their personal shillslave and bug bank.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:57:09 PM No.58019710
>>58017803 (OP)
The mobage content in Pokemon Presents are mostly datamined in advanced already though...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:01:38 PM No.58019717
Mobage rules this frachise now btw, the "main" games are just content farms for the real money makers.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:10:07 PM No.58019741
>>58018942
>ancestor
Don't you mean 'descendant' by that?