[SPOILER] Delphox fans after the pokemon present: - /vp/ (#58019215) [Archived: 234 hours ago]

Diddling skull
7/21/2025, 3:04:15 PM No.58019215
Capture d’écran 2025-07-21 144959
Capture d’écran 2025-07-21 144959
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So we're about 20 hours away from the pokemon direct.

I have seen bits of the present, though i will mainly focus on the PLZA one.

Unfortunetly for megas i've only seen one part where delphox is showing.


And man...

For y'all Delphox fans out there...

All i can say is yall better prepare the lotion and tissues cause the comeback they made for her design is beyond crazy.

Absolute coomfuel.

spreading this on /v/ and vp
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:09:26 PM No.58019218
>needing lotion to fap
imagine having a mutilated jewdick
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:15:46 PM No.58019225
>>58019218
I’m circumcised and I just use my blanket. This is probably why I became a furry.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:16:45 PM No.58019227
>>58019225
honestly smart
sorry they got your foreskin anon
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:37:22 PM No.58019262
>>58019218
I'm not cut - yet my dick refuses to make any precum unless I smash my prostate so hard that I'd shit & piss blood afterwards.
Any idea what the fuck is wrong with me? It's been like this pretty much from the start, ie. ever since I stopped shooting blanks at 12 which was almost 23 years ago
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Diddling skull
7/21/2025, 3:37:54 PM No.58019264
>>58019218


Will be worth it anon, jewish wiener or not.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:48:27 PM No.58019283
ゲイのペニス
ゲイのペニス
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>>58019215 (OP)
More fraudulent pokemon legends za leaks. Bullshit poketubers will spread this misinformation for their greedy ass ad revenue scams. I hate when those bastards get clicks on their videos so I browse in private so their gay selves won't appear in my recommendations.
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Diddling skull
7/21/2025, 3:50:55 PM No.58019288
hate
hate
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>>58019283

Same i hate those
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:18:03 PM No.58019900
tomorrow is present day
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:22:28 PM No.58019911
>>58019262
go see a doctor immediately seriously anon wtf
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:36:19 PM No.58019929
>>58019215 (OP)
>I have seen bits of the present
no you haven’t, lmao
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:46:02 AM No.58020923
>>58019911
Not until I get any ideas why my dick is broken like that
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:19:23 AM No.58021013
>>58020923
I think it's a mental issue anon. now go see a doctor and take meds.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:22:22 AM No.58021019
if Delphox looks good I'm gonna crash out on this board all day tomorrow because I got fired from work today for punching a coworker who threatened to kill me fuck I hate warehouse jobs
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:23:32 AM No.58021025
>>58021019
>I got fired from work today for punching a coworker who threatened to kill me fuck I hate warehouse jobs
most stable poketurd
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:25:16 AM No.58021032
>>58021025
>>58021025
well you'd better have a plunger ready because if anon isn't bullshitting this turd is gonna clog up this toilet of a board tomorrow!!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:27:54 AM No.58021036
>>58019262
Fuck you for making me laugh out of no where
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:33:19 AM No.58021326
>>58019225
>I just use my blanket. This is probably why I became a furry.
....I never put those two points together before. Is that the reason why for me too?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:40:40 AM No.58021343
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1749715004889061
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>>58019215 (OP)
Here it is. Try not to cum!
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:39:05 PM No.58022432
>>58021036
That's not funny at all

>>58021013
>I think it's a mental issue
>take meds
Nice try Bayer/Pfizer shill
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:41:57 PM No.58022451
>>58021326
Blanket feels fuzzy in there … fuzzy as fur … furry
I guess that was the logic
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:42:35 PM No.58022454
95bcdd601e1648480a68ada8a4ecd285
95bcdd601e1648480a68ada8a4ecd285
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>>58021343
'Phox thighs save lives.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:06:27 PM No.58022559
8655-Mega-Delphox
8655-Mega-Delphox
md5: 6d6284ec1385303b0d2cdac2134648ab🔍
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:09:01 PM No.58022570
>>58022559
So they're ripping off palworld now?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:17:01 PM No.58022605
>>58019215 (OP)
LOL cutfags need lube because their dicks are ruined and what they get is a mutilation not a circumcision. Got to get the most foreskin for those face creams.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:28:12 PM No.58022662
>>58019262
Sounds like you have an enlarged prostate and a vas deferens issue.