Thread 58028632 - /vp/ [Archived: 194 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:03:48 PM No.58028632
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Kanto boomers don't like the new Dragonite design. What's their problem?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:06:44 PM No.58028644
>>58028632 (OP)
We don't like any megas.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:06:49 PM No.58028647
Dragonite is an ass design at its base. Adding more to it doesn't make it look better. Ever notice how all the fan attempts at fixing Dragonite involve just making it look like Dragonair?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:11:27 PM No.58028683
>>58028632 (OP)
Why do you care about kanto boomers?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:17:26 PM No.58028720
>>58028632 (OP)
I'm a Kanto boomer and I think its fairly ok, realistically it could use huge pendulous torpedo shaped tits with the visible outlines of some truly massive pepperoni nipples that violently flop around at the slightest movement but to be honest I feel tits like that should be added to every single model in the games, men, women, and pokemon included.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:19:10 PM No.58028731
>>58028644
My older brother hates megas so much that it's kinda sad that they were made to pander to his Kanto nostalgia
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:19:19 PM No.58028733
everyng past gen 1 is fucking garbage and they are right
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:21:30 PM No.58028746
>>58028632 (OP)
Lead paint and microplastics at varying points of life
A combination not seen outside of them
>>58028733
Like this guy
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:34:35 PM No.58028863
>>58028632 (OP)
Their pain is just beggining. leggy starmie and suicide victreebel will finish them off
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:38:23 PM No.58028890
>>58028632 (OP)
It's not Kanto Boomers, it's zoomer hipsters. I grew up with pokemania and the first generation of pokemon, I was like 6 or 7 at the time, and I love the mega dragonite design. It calls back to Dragonair which has always been a better design than Dragonite.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:39:24 PM No.58028896
Mega dragonite is simply not fappable enough