I'm HEAVILY autistic. Can you explain PokeGirl threads to me? - /vp/ (#58029471) [Archived: 191 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:06:52 PM No.58029471
just waking up
just waking up
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I think I might just be too straight for my own good. But I genuinely do not understand why guys like women. Why make a 300+ thread about some woman? Are you really that dedicated to some lady with colored hair in a video game? Is it just the fantasy of being with someone you're never going to meet? Idealism of some perfect girl? Guys are always way cooler than women imo. Super easy to talk to and chill with. And they're also very strong and helpful? Like if I ask a guy to help me move a couch he'd totally do it. If I ask a girl she'll either ignore me, tell me to go fuck myself, or ask her bf when he gets off work. I don't understand why men don't outright hate women most of the time because we always pester guys and ask them for way too much.

I always feel like I'm a burden, of course I grew up a lot around my dad. But I always want to make sure I'm not getting in anyones way. Again, you must really idolize these women if you think that they'd be the best GF irl. I guess not everyone can be as pretty as literal anime girls though.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:10:16 PM No.58029499
>>58029471 (OP)
Nice blogpost
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:12:47 PM No.58029511
>>58029471 (OP)
Since they're video game characters, Pokegirls have to interact with us because that's their role in the story. This makes them better than real women by default, and since Pokemon fans will never know the touch of a woman, it's the closest we get to fulfilling our stifled sex drives.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:14:40 PM No.58029524
>>58029471 (OP)
It means they have dedicated fans that can sustain an entire thread for days on end, meanwhile irrelevant girls like Plumeria need a more generalized thread and share it with other girls to survive.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:17:21 PM No.58029543
tardkachu
tardkachu
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>>58029524
>meanwhile irrelevant girls like Plumeria need a more generalized thread and share it with other girls to survive.
That's how I feel about me usually making Caitlin threads, like I'm forcing the board to know I love her, meanwhile threads about Cynthia, Misty, Serena, and Rosa last for days. Even if the latter is full of AGP troons
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:18:35 PM No.58029552
>>58029471 (OP)
Pokegirls threads exist because /vp/edos are too autistic to go on the red boards so they make blatant softcore porn dump pokegirl threads here instead and get butthurt and accuse you of being 1 guy if you tell them to gtfo. They claim they "love" the character the thread is about but they really don't care about them apart from the fact that they love fapping to her.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:18:54 PM No.58029555
no thats not quite right
no thats not quite right
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>>58029471 (OP)
>I think I might just be too straight for my own good. But I genuinely do not understand why guys like women.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:19:06 PM No.58029560
laying in her lap
laying in her lap
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>>58029524
Should we make this into a Plumeria thread? I doubt it'll get many posts since she's not that popular. But we could try right?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:19:46 PM No.58029564
>>58029552
I mean you are just one guy, don't be mad because you were obvious about it.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:21:09 PM No.58029572
>>58029552
Well that seems pretty horrible and shallow if they're just using some 2D woman as wank material and they don't even give a fuck about her personality.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:21:55 PM No.58029579
>>58029564
Most of the time it isn't even me, it's just your autism thinking they are multiple ways of expressing your disdain for coomer threads
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:23:26 PM No.58029591
>>58029579
The problem is you're the only one who gives a shit enough to bitch about it every single time. Touch grass.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:26:54 PM No.58029616
projection
projection
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>>58029591
>Permanently online coomer telling others to touch grass
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:30:51 PM No.58029636
__lovrina_pokemon_and_1_more_drawn_by_iwane_masaaki__0afb87c64bdf353cadc031cc4c7c921d
Villain pokegirls thread?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:35:08 PM No.58029668
>>58029524
kek, Jasmine is a literally who bitch and and two or 3 retards necrobump the threads like an entire month
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:40:41 PM No.58029711
>>58029636
Let's hope GoD coming to NSO will give her more art. And Venus too.