Thread 58032573 - /vp/ [Archived: 255 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:44:51 PM No.58032573
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Since mew is a mother of every pokemon, and human was once a part of pokemon race, would it be an incest if one decides to have sex with Mew?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:54:51 PM No.58032597
>>58032573 (OP)
>mew is a mother of every pokemon
Mew is the ancestor of all pokemon. Not the same thing, and even then, there are several Mew. If you had sex with a chimp, would it be incest?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:19:07 PM No.58032638
>>58032573 (OP)
>Since mew is a mother of every pokemon...

AcKtuallly ... if you have sex with Mew, you'll be the stepdaddy/stepmom of every Pokémon. That's the illegal part.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:26:56 PM No.58032657
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>>58032573 (OP)
>implying
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:27:58 PM No.58032658
>>58032597
Chimps aren't our ancestors, they evolved alongside us from a common ancestor. Fucking a chimp is more like fucking your cousin than your mother.