Thread 58032766 - /vp/ [Archived: 448 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:07:53 PM No.58032766
dragonite
dragonite
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Would they ever make a regional Dragonite?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:12:25 PM No.58032784
>>58032766 (OP)
I hope not if it looks like that. Why does everyone slim him down?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:18:04 PM No.58032811
>>58032766 (OP)
Looks like anal beads.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:20:42 PM No.58032819
Dragonite won
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:21:53 PM No.58032825
>>58032766 (OP)
regional variants were a mistake
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:22:34 PM No.58032829
>>58032784
Obesity is disgusting
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:31:12 PM No.58032863
>>58032784
because they like good looking designs

things that look good on pokémon:
being slim and regal (Serperior, Milotic)
being strong and scary (Nidoking, Haxorus)
being big and bulky (Torterra, Venusaur)
being cute and adorable (Pikachu, Snorlax)

things that look bad on pokemon:
being skinny and lanky (Inteleon, Sneasler)
being brutish and stupid (Incineroar, Rhyperior)
being fat and derpy (Dragonite, Lickylicky)
being babyish and weird (Igglybuff, Smoochum)
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:44:53 PM No.58032925
>>58032863
>Inteleon
Found the rillacuck
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:52:13 PM No.58032951
>>58032925
>uses discord zoomerspeak such as cuck, tranny, based, cringe, gem, keyed, lol (or any variations such as lmao), or "erm" "sweaty" and "yikes" ("ironically")
opinion immediately disregarded. any further replies will be completely ignored.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:52:53 PM No.58032953
Rillaboomer hands typed this >>58032951
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:53:20 PM No.58032955
>>58032825
This there’s a reason why only hated pokemon get them
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:57:16 PM No.58032969
>>58032784
It wouldnt be a problem if GameFreak actually made fat Pokemon look cool in 3D like they did in 2D. They all look like balloons with little stub arms hanging off the sides.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:58:25 PM No.58032976
>>58032969
it's so they can more easily design their parade floats
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:59:22 PM No.58032981
>>58032829
>>58032863
Dude, Dragonite has been around forever. It's a popular and well liked design outside of weird autists screeching about muh fat dragon. At this point it's sounds like a you problem
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:00:12 PM No.58032984
>>58032981
You're a BBWfag
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:12:33 PM No.58033031
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>>58032984
I'm not, I just like Dragonite. He's got an air of mystery because of his pseudo legendary status but he looks so big and jolly. That kind of contrast is great and works especially well with Pokemon, it shows they can be anything and everything, the sense of wonder is perfectly sold. "Just make it a skinny 'cool' design" is lame and robs Dragonite of his magic
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:21:29 PM No.58034636
>>58032825
This uronically
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:25:11 PM No.58034660
>>58032981
if you actually posted outside of here you would know the only thing that Dragonite is popular for is ruining its line.
on Instagram, on reddit, on YouTube comments, this opinion is frequently expressed virtually everywhere in the fandom (MUCH more than the opposite opinion of liking Dragonite over the previous forms). you're being willfully ignorant
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:36:28 PM No.58034701
>>58034660
>Instagram, Reddit, and YouTube
I already said "weird autists", I'm talking irl conversations, people love him
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:37:48 PM No.58034703
>>58032811
Probably the point. We need more kink positive Pokemon after all.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:04:08 PM No.58034801
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>>58032766 (OP)
It would be strange, according to their lore, they are originally from a secret island and move around the planet taking advantage of ocean currents, similar to whales in real life that travel all over the seas and only stay in certain places to give birth to their young.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:20:15 PM No.58035094
>>58032951
Yikes unc, get a load of this cringe tranny cuck
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:23:16 PM No.58035105
>>58032784
because dragonite has no redeeming features