Are you guys serious? - /vp/ (#58033078) [Archived: 37 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:25:16 PM No.58033078
megadragonite
megadragonite
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About 99.99999999999% of arguments against the new Mega for Dragonite seem to come from people who hate Dragonite. Like I'm sorry, if you don't like the base Dragonite design then OF COURSE the new Mega wouldn't be for you.

It's like going to a store, and going "Gee, I really don't like mint chocolate chip ice cream, I wonder what to get instead... I know, a mint chocolate chip sundae with extra hot fudge! ...Oh ew I hate this"
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:26:45 PM No.58033084
It doesn't matter who it comes from if the point itself is valid. Wings growing out of it's head despite having them already on it's is a retarded choice and they could've done better.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:28:08 PM No.58033089
It doesn't matter who it comes from if the point itself is valid. Wings growing out of it's head despite having them already on it's back is a retarded choice and they could've done better.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:29:42 PM No.58033096
dragonairs n meganite
dragonairs n meganite
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>>58033084
>>58033089
Doubling your post won't make it less retarded.

The head wings are literally a callback to Dragonair's head wings. Try again.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:30:41 PM No.58033100
>>58033078 (OP)
I didn't care for Beedrill but am a big fan of Mega Beedrill. I look at the Mega at face value, since it can convince me to use a line just for it if done well.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:31:25 PM No.58033105
>>58033096
Instead of portraying them as growing out of a head, it could've been as ears. They even are depicted on Dragonair as growing out on the side of its head. Try again yourself, faggot.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:33:22 PM No.58033113
>>58033078 (OP)
It's funny because most of the argument I've seen coming against it (most of the changes are only in a few areas/most of the body and proportions are too similar/the same) but that legitimately applies to several of the first two rounds of Megas (Ampharos and Kangaskhan particularly) and I don't remember a fraction of the vitriol being flung at them.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:37:56 PM No.58033124
>>58033113
It's easy anon. The people complaining now were the target demographic last time, thus accepting of their childhood. These new things aren't thus don't get the nostalgia goggles.
As an oldfag who's by-and-large ignored almost all megas, I don't dislike M-Dragonite. It's far better than M-'Chomp (disgusted how that turned out) and M-Lati@s.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:38:09 PM No.58033127
>>58033105
>it could've been as ears
And they don't read as ear-like to you?

>>58033113
What really gets me is that the arguments often boil down to "Mega Dragonite looks goofy"

and like

bitch this is Dragonite we're talking about. The base form looks like it walked out of Dragon Tales. Give it a necklace and a belly pouch and it fits right in. Goofy, friendly, and round are THE POINT OF THE DESIGN you asshats
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:39:48 PM No.58033132
>>58033127
I don't randomly glueing them to the center of its head counts as ear-like. There is a reason why ears are to the left and the right of the head, dumbass.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:41:14 PM No.58033139
>>58033132
You're gonna lose your mind the first time you see a rabbit
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:43:48 PM No.58033145
>>58033078 (OP)
It would be (mostly) fine if the tail wasn't so fucking fat. It somehow looks more out of place than the huge wings growing out of its forehead.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:46:07 PM No.58033155
official dragonite
official dragonite
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>>58033132
Where are the antennae on base Dragonite, anon?

And now, where are the antennae on Mega Dragonite? And for that matter, the antennae on Dragonair, do they even have them?

Yeah that's why the wings are where they are. Dragonite's antennae replaced Dragonair's headwings, and Mega Dragonite's headwings grow out of Dragonite's antennae.

>>58033145
Base Dragonite's tail is the same way though??? It's just a little bit longer to make room for the extra visual detail of the tail bead, that's all
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:48:54 PM No.58033164
>>58033078 (OP)
Maybe you're right, but it's really dumb looking mega. I think mega drampa, or falinks may beat dragonites megas for being the weakest one
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:52:35 PM No.58033177
>BBWfags are marketing shills
picture me shocked
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:00:08 PM No.58033221
Mega Dragonite looks like ass because Dragonite itself is ass. It can't be fixed. The only idea anybody can come up with is making it look like the part of its line that people actually like (Dragonair)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:00:46 PM No.58033224
>>58033155
>Base Dragonite's tail is the same way though
Pretty sure it's not, and if it is, it doesn't look as strange due to being shorter. The proportions are off. If the goal was to invoke Dragonair, they should have slimmed the tail down a bit. I don't really have critiques beyond that.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:01:13 PM No.58033227
Gwg6DFAbEAIZwTw
Gwg6DFAbEAIZwTw
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The wings are omega cool
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:02:20 PM No.58033231
>>58033078 (OP)
>food analogy
Of course the lardass defends this
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:06:36 PM No.58033256
keks
keks
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>>58033078 (OP)
>About 99.99999999999% of arguments against the new Mega for Dragonite seem to come from people who hate Dragonite
...yeah, dumbass, because that's the natural opinion to have with Dragonite. it's an objectively poor design ending a line of otherwise objectively good ones. people are disappointed because they had the opportunity to fix this decades-long blunder and fucked up again. just because you have zero taste or understanding of how quality works doesn't mean that people that do can't express their frustration, kek
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:08:35 PM No.58033262
>>58033078 (OP)
OP is a fool
I hate Mega Dragonite because I love Dragonite, so the bad design stings even more
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:13:38 PM No.58033281
>>58033113
Itโ€™s so dumb how this is most popular defense of Mega Dragonite.
>b-but other megas look bad/lazy too, so itโ€™s okay if this one is bad/lazy!
No, a poor design is a poor design. The existence of other poor designs doesnโ€™t magically make this one acceptable.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:07:51 PM No.58033560
>>58033078 (OP)
>Like I'm sorry, if you don't like the base Dragonite design then OF COURSE the new Mega wouldn't be for you.
No oneโ€™s acting surprised about this. Not sure why youโ€™re treating this like some revelation
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:13:22 PM No.58033589
>>58033078 (OP)
>the people who wanted it to revert into looking like Spermatozoa lost and are now seething relentlessly

Feels fucking great!
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:16:40 PM No.58033597
1753281477186001
1753281477186001
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>>58033078 (OP)
I like Dragonite but I don't like the stupidly big head wings being its main wings
I wish the design was more grounded, kinda like Mega Charizard Y is.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:18:39 PM No.58033605
>>58033227
Cute
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:24:24 PM No.58033641
>>58033281
It's not really a defense of it, it's more an observation. My defense of it is that I think the new design details successfully give it a shot of elegance and flow that was admittedly lacking before in a way that doesn't spit on the base design's clear aims to lean into goofiness and rounded shape language in a stark contrast to the power it actually boasts when used in-game. I'm not goin to sit here and pretend it's a perfect mega or some shit (I think some blue accents, as overused as they are in fan designs, would've done the tail some good) but acting like it's a god awful terrible return for Megas when it's just applying one of the several design philosophies past Megas did is fucking asinine
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:31:23 PM No.58033664
Eunie
Eunie
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gonna call mine Eunie
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:33:32 PM No.58033672
download (2)
download (2)
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Just slap a gay flower and add 3 leaves!!! Wow megas are so good
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:34:52 PM No.58033681
>>58033078 (OP)
I wanted it to be even more Dragonair-like and was disappointed it only got a tail orb and headwings. Making it more green would've been pretty, like an actual nice shade of green and not its muted shiny green. Blue would've been interesting too. The other extra feathers and shrunken regular wings are silly in a "this sure is a goofy mega design" disappointment way.

They moved the horn lower but they didn't think to make it unicorn-like. There's just so much wasted potential. I like mint chocolate chip OP, but they made it extra toothpaste mint flavor instead of more chocolaty.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:40:46 PM No.58033708
123264
123264
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>>58033589
Wow I can't believe snakes are spermatozoa shaped! Fucking retard
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:10:02 PM No.58033816
>>58033589
>Sees serpentine shape
>Immediately thinks of sperm
Might wanna take a break from porn there, pal.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:19:15 PM No.58033839
whoaa so aerodfynamic
whoaa so aerodfynamic
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>>58033708
>>58033816
>Whoaaa its serpentine shaped! So aerodynamic!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:55:39 PM No.58034288
>>58033078 (OP)
>WTF you don't like my shit flavorite chocolate???