Thread 58035127 - /vp/ [Archived: 35 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:26:58 PM No.58035127
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AC3078FF-5FE0-4BEE-9DCB-2F5EDA7D40C2
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>Fanasy dragon that is supposed to be extremely adept at flying
>Extremely un-aerodynamic fat body
>Miniscule wings that wouldn't even be able to lift it off the ground
It just kills suspension of disbelief in anyone above 80IQ. You need to actually be retarded to think this looks like a functional animal in-universe.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:28:00 PM No.58035130
>>58035127 (OP)
no one complained when Dragonite from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO did it
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:29:15 PM No.58035139
>>58035130
Cope, everyhting Kasnto does it perfect go abck
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:30:09 PM No.58035146
>>58035130
people are complaining about that right now
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:32:52 PM No.58035167
>>58035127 (OP)
It has SIX fucking wings to use at least.
How is Dragonite supposed to fly with its obese ass?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:34:21 PM No.58035173
>>58035127 (OP)
>supposed to be extremely adept at flying
You're crying over your headcanon.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:34:33 PM No.58035174
salamence
salamence
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>Fanasy dragon that is supposed to be extremely adept at flying
>Extremely un-aerodynamic fat body
>Miniscule wings that wouldn't even be able to lift it off the ground
It just kills suspension of disbelief in anyone above 80IQ. You need to actually be retarded to think this looks like a functional animal in-universe.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:34:51 PM No.58035177
>>58035127 (OP)
Op here
Meanted to post dragonite and mention im am trans
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:35:46 PM No.58035181
>>58035177
>antidnite cucks are trannies
makes sense
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:35:52 PM No.58035182
Are Dragonitefags seriously just finding out how hated their orange Barney is?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:38:42 PM No.58035197
>>58035177
>>58035182
>dragonite out of nowhere
Borts aren't beating the kanto derangement syndrome allegations any time soon
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:43:09 PM No.58035211
>>58035197
kantodaddies make their bacon bussies shiver i'm afraid
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:43:34 PM No.58035212
>>58035211
Cringe
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:44:22 PM No.58035216
>>58035212
Bacon bussy just SIZZLIN' i fear
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:48:08 PM No.58035236
>>58035127 (OP)
Levitate is a curse that prevents almost every pokemon that has it from having multiple abilities
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:01:59 AM No.58035289
garchomp flying
garchomp flying
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Sometimes you don't even need proper wings to fly.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:11:34 AM No.58035315
>>58035127 (OP)
The wings are really the biggest offender. Literally just a bunch of rags. What the fuck were they thinking? Stupid ugly muppet dragon.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:26:15 AM No.58035577
>>58035127 (OP)
>pigeon is supposed to be adept at flying
>Extremely un-aerodynamic fat body
>can still fly when wet despite lower wing-to-body size ratio than most other birds
I think you just have a terrible grasp on what can fly to begin with. Just call it dark or dragon energy lifting him up. Flight is about pushing air down, so if he could channel those to do that with his wings, it's all good. And then there's Garchomp and the Latis, who can't flap....
And THEN there's every aquatic pokemon that levitates like fuckall

>>58035197
Why do I always notice you across the board getting upset at Unova fans specififcally? I noticed you didn't give a shit when Salamence and Garchomp were brought up. But no, you waited for the "Unovafags just seethe over Kanto only" narrative to present itself.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:08 AM No.58035648
hydreigon
hydreigon
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It worked much better when it was in sprite form

3D made its wings/necks more rounded & less bent which lost a lot of charm
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:40 AM No.58035651
hydreigon(1)
hydreigon(1)
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>>58035648