My Espeon worries about my job situation.

>>58035335 (OP)
same bro same but it's my machamp and she's really concerned i stopped going to the gym

Espeon can read your suicidal thoughts and the pain of failing in life

>>58035335 (OP)
She can help get you another one.

Espeon is my wife.

Espeon has a Chappy now!

>>58035335 (OP)
My Espeon doesnt approve of my line of work.Is it over, Pokesisters?

>>58037157
>my line of work
do tell

>>58037357
He pimps his Espeon out to strangers in dark alleyways. Of course she doesn't approve.

>>58035335 (OP)
My Delcatty is pleased about my sporadic eating and sleeping

>>58035335 (OP)
just be a neet so you spend more time with your beloved espeon

>>58038360
kek

>>58035335 (OP)
Just use espeon to steal food with her psychic powers and feed both you and herself

Eifie

>>58040514
only dark types like Umbreon likes to steal

>>58041487
you piece of shit racist nigger

>>58040501
Is that... foreplay?