Thread 58040513 - /vp/ [Archived: 147 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:44:45 AM No.58040513
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>3000 thousands years ago AZ's was having a normal life
>in the same PRIMAL ERA where primal groudon/kyogre were assraping the entire world for domination
Make it make sense
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:49:01 AM No.58040527
>>58040513 (OP)
Have you ever seen Primal Groudon and AZ in the same room?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:31:58 PM No.58041677
>>58040513 (OP)
>primal groudon/kyogre were assraping the entire world for domination
It was probably just Hoenn.
ORAS implies that AZ saw them while he was wandering the earth.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:33:28 PM No.58041680
>>58040513 (OP)
>normal life
Wasn't AZ making the Ultimate Weapon to nuke the shit out of everyone?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:34:13 PM No.58041681
>>58041680
Sounds like a pretty average day in paris
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:41:38 PM No.58041701
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Wasn't 3000 years ago also when the Darkest Day happened or am I mixing my dates up?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:50:18 PM No.58041722
>>58041701
yes too but they just decided to forget about all of this and leave it barebones. Another thing that happened 3000 years ago was the twin heroes conflict in Unova.


Also "3000" can mean as well 2995 or 3005, most normal people talk in round numbers. Maybe the ancient weapon triggered the Primal rampage and/or Eternatus' disruption, we'll never know because they aren't arsed to connect the lores

the meta reason is that someone in GameFreak is probably obsessed with the number 3000
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:53:19 PM No.58041728
>>58041722
>all the shit getting fucked up 3000 years ago
>Zygarde does fuck all about it
The guardian of the ecosystem is a damn NEET that doesn't want to do anything
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:54:50 PM No.58041731
>>58040513 (OP)
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>3000 thousands years ago AZ's was having a normal life
Being a king in the middle of a war that kills your beloved Pokémon that makes you go apeshit and unleach a literal genocide cannon is not "normal".