Thread 58040556 - /vp/ [Archived: 194 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:01:11 AM No.58040556
GODchomp
GODchomp
md5: 9f5576b3c967d341089362135a1a9293🔍
This Pokemon was such an ideally designed non-legendary that xhey had to NERF him with a +100 BST-boosted MEGA """EVOLUTION""". He's also notorious in the canon for being Cynthia's top guy who traumatized a generation. Name a single more impressive Pokemon in the history of this series than this KINNOHmon.
Replies: >>58040571 >>58040576 >>58040582 >>58040589 >>58040612 >>58040697 >>58040699 >>58040990
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:08:18 AM No.58040571
3456
3456
md5: f3fd8c5d965f07e647b70fee1da4fa5d🔍
>>58040556 (OP)
>him
>he's
>top guy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:09:36 AM No.58040576
>>58040556 (OP)
new mega dragonite about to dethrone this clown.
screencap this.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:12:10 AM No.58040582
>>58040556 (OP)
>Land shark
>Fighter plane
>Dragon
>Wings are like scythes
>Teeth and claws everywhere
>Sleek and agile-looking
>Black sclera and yellow irises for that extra intimidating look
Perfection personified
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:12:58 AM No.58040586
the jews kneecapped his mega because he was about to be the first pokemon banned from ubers
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:14:05 AM No.58040589
>>58040556 (OP)
Made for small Weavile cock
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:20:49 AM No.58040612
>>58040556 (OP)
It was crazy how much they powercreeped with this guy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:21:23 AM No.58040614
cynthia's is female
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:59:15 AM No.58040697
>>58040556 (OP)
>he
>him
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:00:53 AM No.58040699
>>58040556 (OP)
She's built for twp (tiny weavile pecker).
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:57:21 AM No.58040785
>>58040576
No way it will be better than Salamance.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:41 AM No.58040990
>>58040556 (OP)
Funnily enough, with the current speed creep, Mega might actually be less of a nerf. Garchomp's speed was good because it was optimized to juuuust outspeed most things and Mega Chomp missed out on a lot of those benchmarks, but nowadays that speed is rather unremarkable.