Thread 58040922 - /vp/ [Archived: 123 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:03:19 AM No.58040922
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Howdy y'all, I just acquired a book of Pokemon Mad Libs and figured I'd check here to see if anyone was up for a round. This was a pretty big hit last time I posted one of these, looking forward to seeing the shit y'all come up with tonight

Title: Professor Oak, Pokemon Expert

First Word: Plural Noun
Replies: >>58040927
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:04:25 AM No.58040927
>>58040922 (OP)
faggots
Replies: >>58040933
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:05:18 AM No.58040933
>>58040927
Hell yeah, brother

Second Word: A Place
Replies: >>58040936
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:06:51 AM No.58040936
>>58040933
/vp/
Replies: >>58040939
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:07:58 AM No.58040939
>>58040936
Absolutely

Third Word: Noun
Replies: >>58040954
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:00 AM No.58040954
>>58040939
uhh "thread"
sorry it's all board themed the creative juices just aren't flowing today
Replies: >>58040959
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:14:19 AM No.58040959
>>58040954
you're good homeslice I'm just happy we're in this together

4th word: another plural noun
Replies: >>58040974 >>58040975
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:15:20 AM No.58040963
15 words total in this thing btw
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:17:53 AM No.58040974
>>58040959
shills
Replies: >>58040981
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:18:03 AM No.58040975
>>58040959
trannies
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:20:21 AM No.58040981
>>58040974
Shills gets it for 4th word! There's another plural noun at #8 so Trannies wins for that round

5th Word: Occupation
Replies: >>58040982 >>58040984
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:21:11 AM No.58040982
>>58040981
Pokémon Trainer!
Replies: >>58040987
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:21:55 AM No.58040984
>>58040981
oops I deleted my post because the other anon got it
Replies: >>58040992
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:22 AM No.58040987
>>58040982
awww I love that <3

6th Word: Color
Replies: >>58040993 >>58040994
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:23:41 AM No.58040992
>>58040984

I'm glad you said something cause I was about to sit here deadass announcing outta nowhere that trannies automatically took 8th with zero context or explanation xD thanks my tranny king
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:23:45 AM No.58040993
>>58040987
See I like to make my mad libs as coherent as possible, was a really fun kid at parties
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:23:52 AM No.58040994
>>58040987
brown
Replies: >>58040997
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:24:43 AM No.58040997
>>58040994
Shit yeah

7th Word: Article of Clothing
Replies: >>58041005
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:28:54 AM No.58041005
>>58040997
cape
Replies: >>58041011
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:32:12 AM No.58041011
>>58041005
yesssssssssss

8th is automatically trannies from the previous plural noun

so 9th word: Verb ending in "ing"
Replies: >>58041014
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:33:17 AM No.58041014
>>58041011
sneeding
Replies: >>58041018
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:35:04 AM No.58041018
>>58041014
I had to look this one up lmao (I'm old as fuck sorry y'all) but I'm fkn here for it

10th word: another plural noun
Replies: >>58041022 >>58041029
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:36:33 AM No.58041022
>>58041018
Bugs

Trying to mix in a random mundane word to see what happens.
Replies: >>58041031
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:38:11 AM No.58041029
>>58041018
>I had to look this one up
"sneed" is a simpsons joke that became popular on the 4chongs because it's a surprisingly racy joke for the simpsons
Replies: >>58041037
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:39:02 AM No.58041031
>>58041022
Solid strategy, hell yeah

11th word: Adjective
Replies: >>58041054
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:41:44 AM No.58041037
>>58041029
shitting yourself while talking? I made the mistake of looking further and found like 5 other definitions, RIP. I like that first one best tho so that's what I'm sticking with
Replies: >>58041040
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:45:39 AM No.58041040
>>58041037
>shitting yourself while talking
no I think someone just made that up, the joke in the simpsons is a store called "Sneed's Feed & Seed, formerly Chuck's"
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:52:16 AM No.58041054
>>58041031
sneedful
Replies: >>58041058
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:53:17 AM No.58041058
>>58041054
wait, soulful
Replies: >>58041063
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:54:47 AM No.58041063
>>58041058
Aye aye, cap

12th word: another Verb ending in"ing"
Replies: >>58041086
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:05:34 PM No.58041086
>>58041063
Cooming
Replies: >>58041090
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:06:42 PM No.58041090
>>58041086
excellent

13th word: another Occupation
Replies: >>58041095
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:07:53 PM No.58041095
>>58041090
janitor
Replies: >>58041096
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:09:01 PM No.58041096
>>58041095
you got it, boss

14th word: another Noun
Replies: >>58041109
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:13:29 PM No.58041109
>>58041096
pokedex
Replies: >>58041112
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:14:51 PM No.58041112
>>58041109
this feels good

Final word y'all: another Noun
Replies: >>58041115
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:15:50 PM No.58041115
>>58041112
OP
Replies: >>58041119
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:17:48 PM No.58041119
>>58041115
<3

Thanks for participating, y'all! Writing out our collective masterpiece now <3
Replies: >>58041122
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:19:43 PM No.58041122
>>58041119
bless you OP for a fun and wholesome thread bringing a ray of light to the hellscape that is this board
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:25:25 PM No.58041135
I tried to tag everyone but it got flagged as Spam, womp womp. Just know that I tagged y'all in my heart <3

When you think of Ash Ketchum's closest [Faggots], it's easy to list his traveling companions, but let's not forget about Professor Oak! Professor Oak lives in [/vp/], where he has his research lab. It is powered by a huge [thread] that spins in the breeze! Professor Oak is one of Ash's first [shills] in his quest to become the greatest Pokémon [Pokémon Trainer]. Dressed in a standard [brown] lab coat and [cape], he spends his days and [Trannies] researching and [sneeding] Pokémon to help others reach their goals and [Bugs]. Even though he's often [soulful], Professor Oak knows almost everything there is to know about Pokémon and does a great job [Cooming] them for his friends. Professor Oak may not be out there battling a Trainer or a [janitor], but he has been Ash's biggest ally and [Pokédex]. Go Professor [OP]!
Replies: >>58041158
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:35:06 PM No.58041158
>>58041135
>Professor Oak lives in [/vp/],
>Professor Oak knows almost everything there is to know about Pokémon and does a great job [Cooming] them for his friends
accurate
>It is powered by a huge [thread] that spins
wow that's accidentally pretty fitting
>Professor Oak is one of Ash's first [shills]
also pretty accurate
>Go Professor [OP]!
go Professor OP indeed o7