Thread 58066889 - /vp/ [Archived: 110 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:26:56 AM No.58066889
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3d pokemon models killed the series
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:32:00 AM No.58066897
>>58066889 (OP)
at least mega excadrill will be orange and mega eelektross will be standing up
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:43:35 AM No.58066930
>>58066889 (OP)
>Typhlosion
Never forget, never forgive
Replies: >>58066939 >>58067005
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:44:30 AM No.58066933
>>58066889 (OP)
Typhlosion is cancelled, Stop posting it
Replies: >>58066939 >>58067005
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:45:37 AM No.58066936
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>>58066889 (OP)
>3d pokemon models killed the series
not really
Replies: >>58066946 >>58066948 >>58067043 >>58067073 >>58067246 >>58067371
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:46:41 AM No.58066939
>>58066930
>>58066933
qrd on typhlosion?
Replies: >>58066960 >>58067094
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:49:37 AM No.58066946
>>58066936
not them but the only improvements here are magikarp, blaziken and scizor. it gives them much more action while the rest are the same

also fuck the de-saturation they did for everyone
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:50:52 AM No.58066948
>>58066936
not them but every pokemon here is an improvement, they look so dynamic now as opposed to the sprites that stand there like puppets

also bless them making the colors more accurate for everyone
Replies: >>58067011 >>58067362
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:52:13 AM No.58066952
>>58066889 (OP)
No one look up Typhlosion's model in Stadium 2
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:52:30 AM No.58066953
>>58066889 (OP)
Hitmontop and Elektross are improvements though.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:56:04 AM No.58066960
>>58066939
Basically he would be in the Epstein's list
Replies: >>58067005
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:09:33 AM No.58067005
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>>58066930
>>58066933
>>58066960
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:10:22 AM No.58067011
>>58066948
Parroting is an admission of defeat.
Replies: >>58067040 >>58067205
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:11:04 AM No.58067015
>>58067005
You forgot to include OP
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:11:08 AM No.58067016
>>58067005
Yeah you should go back there
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:11:11 AM No.58067017
>>58067005
Yes, we know you're a redditor, typhlosionxister.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:13:49 AM No.58067027
>>58067005
Yep I know you're from reddit.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:14:50 AM No.58067032
>>58067005
We don't sign our posts with avatars here.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:16:58 AM No.58067040
>>58067011
? what is it parroting?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:18:09 AM No.58067043
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>>58066936
From this selection alone, the ones that look better as model
>Abomasnow
>Alakazam
>Azumarill
>Blaziken
>Magikarp
Damn. Cherry picked to hell and still only got a 33% success rate.
Replies: >>58067379
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:28:05 AM No.58067073
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>>58066936
From this selection alone, the ones that look better as model
>Abomasnow
>Accelgor
>Alakazam
>Archeops
>Raichu
>Axew
>Azumarill
>Blaziken
>Charizard
>Scizor
>Charmeleon
>Druddigon
>Magikarp
>Pikachu
>Toxicroak
Damn. Non Cherry picked to hell and still got a 100% success rate. Good job anon!
Replies: >>58067075 >>58067090 >>58067362 >>58069793
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:28:46 AM No.58067075
>>58067073
Parroting is an admission of defeat.
Replies: >>58067205
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:36:06 AM No.58067090
>>58067073
Parroting is the highest form of flattery.
Replies: >>58067205 >>58067362
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:36:24 AM No.58067091
>>58067005
you posted this for the 16th time.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:38:25 AM No.58067094
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>>58066889 (OP)
>Hitmontop already had good idle
>Typhlosion was fixed in SV
>Eelectross's ability is Levitate not Hop in Place

>>58066939
Twitter was so buckbroken that Game Freak fixed Typhlosion's animations in SV that they falsely accused Typhlosion of pedophilia out of spite. You can't make this shit up
Replies: >>58067346 >>58067443 >>58068278
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:40:58 AM No.58067100
Theme: The Relationship Between Humans and Pokรฉmon / Human-like Thinking

Long ago, when the boundary between Pokรฉmon and humans was still blurred...

There was a village in a remote area. One day, a young girl from the village went to the mountains to gather firewood. She ventured deeper into the forest, finding well-dried deadwood.

Before she knew it, the sun was setting, and the girl realized she was lost. She noticed Typhlosion droppings scattered around, which made her anxious. Suddenly, a man appeared from beyond the forest. His face didn't resemble any of the men from her village, but he was very handsome. The man said:

"You seem to be lost. I know the way down the mountain, but with your feet, it would be midnight before we reach the village. Why don't you rest at my place tonight, and I'll take you back in the morning?"

The girl reluctantly agreed to follow the man's suggestion. He took her hand and began to walk.

As night fell, they arrived at a large cave.

"This is my home. You must be hungry. Wait here," the man said.

He then left the cave. Shortly after he departed, the girl saw a red glow in the distance and heard the trees rustling. Soon, the man returned with an armful of red berries. He said:

"Eat these, and then let's sleep. If you wake up before me, please don't look at my face."

The next morning, when the girl woke up, the man was still asleep. She kept her promise and waited while lying down, but eventually fell back asleep

The girl awoke to the sound of a man's voice. Looking outside, she saw the sun was already setting.

"Let's eat green berries today. Wait here," he said, then left the cave.

Shortly after he departed, a red glow appeared in the distant mountains, and the trees rustled. When night had fallen completely, the man returned carrying many green berries.

He said, "Let's eat these and then sleep. If you wake up before me, please don't look at my face."
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:41:59 AM No.58067104
>>58067100


When the girl mentioned wanting to return home soon because her family must be worried, the man yawned widely and tapped her on the head. Suddenly, she forgot everything about her family and home.

They ate the green berries together and went to sleep.

The next day, they woke up again as the sun was setting. The man went to gather berries, they ate together, and slept once more. This routine continued, and eventually, the girl realized the man was a Typhlosion.

As winter approached, Typhlosion dug deeper into the cave. He then said to the girl, "Go collect branches that will become firewood. Break off the highest branches you can reach from tall trees."

The girl tried to do as Typhlosion asked, but she was afraid of tall trees and could only climb low ones. When she returned with a few branches, Typhlosion said, "That won't do. We need branches from taller trees, or humans will find us."

When snow began to fall, they lived in the deepened cave, mostly sleeping. They had plenty of food. They would occasionally wake to eat, then sleep again.

One day when the girl woke up, she was holding a child. Several days and nights passed, and when the girl awoke again, Typhlosion said...

"Your father is searching for you. But you're my wife now, so I can't return you. I must fight him."

The girl pleaded, "Please don't. Don't kill my father. How could I live with you if you kill my family? You're a good person. Let's just stay here and sleep instead of going outside."

"I understand. We'll sleep here," the man nodded.

The next night, Typhlosion woke the girl and said, "Your father is very close. Go look outside."

The girl went out into a blizzard. She climbed a low tree and broke off a branch.

When she returned to the cave, Typhlosion was singing an unfamiliar song.
Replies: >>58067108
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:43:00 AM No.58067108
>>58067104
"You broke a tree branch. Your father will be here soon. I'm going to do something bad to your father. If I'm killed, take my eyes, voice, and heart. Then build a fire where I died and burn them. Please sing this song until everything is burned to ashes."

The girl cried, "Please don't. Don't kill my father. Please stop. I hope you're the one who gets killed instead."

"Goodbye. We'll never meet again," Typhlosion said as he left the cave.

After a while, there was a loud noise, and the girl peeked outside.
She saw her father killing Typhlosion.

The girl ran outside and said to her father:

"Father, you've killed your son. I've been living with him all this time. He's my husband. Please give me my husband Typhlosion's eyes, heart, and voice."

The girl built a fire where Typhlosion was killed and placed his eyes, heart, and voice in the flames. She sang the song Typhlosion had taught her until everything burned to ashes.

The girl's father built a small hut on the outskirts of the village for the girl and her child to live in. Eventually, spring came.

The young men of the village often teased and bullied the girl and her child. It got worse day by day, and at one point, they tried to make them wear Typhlosion's fur.

The girl returned home and pleaded with her parents: "Please tell the villagers not to tease us. If we wear that fur, we'll surely turn into Typhlosions. We're already half-Typhlosion as it is."

Even after her parents talked to them, the villagers wouldn't listen. Instead, they found it even more amusing and forced the girl and her child to wear Typhlosion's fur.

Suddenly, the girl and child let out a loud roar. They then disappeared deep into the forest, never to return.

After this incident, people realized: Typhlosions are half-human.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:22:14 AM No.58067201
typhlosion
typhlosion
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>>58066889 (OP)
>Typhlosion
Are you absolutely sure this is what you want? You're never going to beat the allegations.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:22:41 AM No.58067205
>>58067090
>>58067075
>>58067011
Oh no, melty.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:22:59 AM No.58067206
Notice how the Typhlosion lawyer left the thread once the evidence was posted...weird
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:24:41 AM No.58067209
>58067108
>58067104
>58067100
>sinnohians are such savages they rape their daughters and frame badgers with libel?
Why is Sinnoh such a shithole?
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:35:47 AM No.58067240
>>holy fuck guys itโ€™s been a year but the memes still funny please laugh this is all I have please please , Iโ€™ll even upboat u
Replies: >>58067480
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:39:08 AM No.58067246
>>58066936
>disagrees with OP
>posts evidence in favor of OPโ€™s point
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:47:05 AM No.58067270
>>58066889 (OP)
Funny how as a kid in the late 2000's thought having a Pokemon game in 3D one day would be so cool. I wish I can take that thought back so bad lol
Replies: >>58067328 >>58067338
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:47:05 AM No.58067271
>upboat
Lmao, malding
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 3:48:39 AM No.58067280
>bumped from page5 to check her thread got noticed
Kleek
Replies: >>58067375
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:05:21 AM No.58067328
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>>58067270
Well, I mean, it used to actually be cool back in the early 2000s.
It just didnt become viable at scale when they made the switch in the main line games.
Replies: >>58067351
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:07:28 AM No.58067338
>>58067270
When i thought this i got Pokemon Stadium 1/2 then next thing i remember i came back because i thought what is now gen 5 was a reboot or redo over, my surprise when the last 4 gen of Pokemon were in that game.
Replies: >>58067351
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:13:01 AM No.58067346
>>58067094
actually the pedophilia stuff ONLY came about after the tera leaks
Replies: >>58067351
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:15:36 AM No.58067351
>>58067328
>>58067338
>>58067346
Please, the Tiphlosion man already called you out: >58067280
Replies: >>58067375
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:16:28 AM No.58067352
>>58066889 (OP)
>agrees with OP
>posts evidence not in favor of OPโ€™s point
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:19:58 AM No.58067362
>>58066948
>>58067073
>>58067090
parroting is an admission of defeat
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:23:04 AM No.58067371
>>58066936
>comparing gen 3 sprites to gen 6 models
kek even those sprites look better than the 3d models it's so fucking over for gen 6
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:23:34 AM No.58067375
>>58067351
>>58067280
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:25:18 AM No.58067379
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>>58067043
>Alakazam
Only because they're comparing his worst possible sprite. Even the gen 1 sprite looks better than the model, Gen 3 just did Alakazam dirty.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:32:19 AM No.58067405
>ft f5 f5 f5 f5
Kleek
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:42:11 AM No.58067443
>>58067094
>You can't make this shit up
but you just did.
Replies: >>58067472
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:49:46 AM No.58067472
>>58067443
It is fine when he do it because...hmmm
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:50:02 AM No.58067474
Typhlosion is a chomo?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:51:24 AM No.58067480
>>58067240
>typhlosionfags
>rounding the age up
yeah that checks out
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:53:48 AM No.58067496
>F5 f5 f 5 hyuck hyuck
Fleek
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:58:32 AM No.58067536
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:00:22 AM No.58067546
What's next, Flygon needs a mega evolution or something about an apple being a dragon while Charizard isn't? How about a busted overhaul for Ledian while we're at it?
Replies: >>58067574
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:03:54 AM No.58067574
>>58067546
>flygon
lol, garchomp is drinking flygon's tears

mega drampa will have electric clouds
Replies: >>58067608
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:12:16 AM No.58067608
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>>58067574
Contrary to popular belief, Flygon doesn't actually have it that bad.
If you want a Pokemon that actually has it bad, try taking Aurorus or Oricorio for example into consideration next time.

Aurorus has arguably the worst typing, the stats that doesn't make up for it, and doesn't even get Power Gem. Oricorio in spite of its type changing gimmick doesn't get to have a decent enough movepool to make use of that. Flygon on the other hand actually has decent stats, decent typing, and decent movepool.

Flygonfags are entitled as absolute fuck and Pokefags as a whole are embarrassing.
Replies: >>58067669
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:26:12 AM No.58067669
>>58067608
>try taking Aurorus or Oricorio for example into consideration next time.
neither are gotting megas tho.
Replies: >>58068279
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:20:35 AM No.58067834
>>58067209
those were made before sinnoh retardbro
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:21:50 AM No.58067839
Nah, Genius Sonority knew how to bring them to life.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:15:29 AM No.58067957
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>>58066889 (OP)
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:18:18 AM No.58067964
>>58066889 (OP)
3D in general is shit
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Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:28:45 AM No.58067985
>>58066889 (OP)
Nah, Game Freak knew how to bring them to life.
Replies: >>58069394
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:37:13 AM No.58068008
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>>58067964
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:45:08 AM No.58068023
>>58067964
>3D in the hands of GF in general is shit
fix'd
They should just hire the Palworld devs to model monsters for them. Then sue them for copyright infringement to break even
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:49:42 AM No.58068029
>>58067964
>2D in the hands of GF in general is shit
fix'd
Replies: >>58068293 >>58069394
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:52:23 AM No.58068032
>>58067964
Trvke
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:02:25 AM No.58068278
>>58067094
Why are pedophlosion fags so bad at lying?
Replies: >>58068282
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:02:45 AM No.58068279
>>58067669
Flygon isn't either, so your point is?
my post wasn't about mega evolution to begin with but about how Pokefags are so whiney over Flygon yet ignore the fact that there are Pokemon that have it worse
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:04:12 AM No.58068282
>>58068278
Why are typhlosionhaters so bad at arguments?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:07:04 AM No.58068289
puritan retards are STILL obsessed with leaks from 10 months ago, huh?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:09:04 AM No.58068293
>>58068029
>pokemon in the hands of GF in general is shit
Fixed it for you
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:40:14 PM No.58069287
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>>58067964
Itโ€™s harder to pull off effectively.
You can have fairly mediocre 2D art and more people are willing to let it go.
But if you have shitty lightning, animations, or models on a 3D game? Ainโ€™t no saving grace from that
Replies: >>58069702
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:48:24 PM No.58069322
>>58066889 (OP)
It's been 12 years, let it go grandpa
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 5:59:35 PM No.58069349
For me, 2D was better than 3D because the gameplay had a slicker feel to it, especially at its peak on Gen V. It all flowed better between overworld and battle phases and you got enough information with a sprite-based presentation; 3D models are too flashy, clanky and uninspired, even if they could allow slight differences between models, pokemon variations, height differences, etc.
I would gladly go back to 2D to have a full game with 1k+ catchable mons off the bat by ignoring the bloat that comes with model rigging and animation. They could be static images, if it is too much work for the people at GF.
Replies: >>58069408
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:25:50 PM No.58069394
>>58067985
>>58068029
parroting is an admission of defeat
Replies: >>58069772
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:31:55 PM No.58069408
>>58069349
>For me, 2D was better than 3D because the gameplay had a slicker feel to it,
This. Which is why Gen 3 was better than Gen 4 and 5.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:52:50 PM No.58069456
yearly releases killed the series
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:13:59 PM No.58069702
>>58069287
It's actually the opposite.
3D has a very low barrier to entry, it's much easier for talentless people at scale to create 3D games and since you have the bonus illusion of "progress!" by 3 being a bigger number than 2, the retarded nigger cattle will slurp up the slop and praise it. Good 2D graphics are very difficult to get right.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:37:37 PM No.58069764
>>58066889 (OP)
The models are fine, it's the animations that suck. Stadium/Colosseum/Battle Revolution have less impressive models but look much better because of the amount of character the animations have.
Replies: >>58069773
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:39:35 PM No.58069772
>>58069394
oh no melty.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:39:50 PM No.58069773
>>58069764
This. I love watching Pokemon playthroughs on youtube and watching le ebin 10 second long looney tunes animations.
Replies: >>58069776
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:41:06 PM No.58069776
>>58069773
>OH NO THIS ANIMATION TOOK TEN WHOLE SECONDS HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER
But sure, having the models stock still and just bouncing is so much better.
Replies: >>58069787
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:44:21 PM No.58069787
>>58069776
>having the models stock still and just bouncing is so much better.
agreed
Replies: >>58069790
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:44:59 PM No.58069790
>>58069787
Genuinely retarded take.
Replies: >>58069793
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:46:37 PM No.58069793
>>58069790
meant for >>58067073
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:50:51 PM No.58069812
tropius
tropius
md5: 3023ea6198264723071b1eb85ac99fe9๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>58069815 >>58069968
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:51:59 PM No.58069815
>>58069812
why do the 3d models all look like t-posing desaturated parade floats instead of real living creatures?
Replies: >>58069822
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:52:00 PM No.58069816
Hitmontop's 3d idle animation is pretty cool actually.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:52:55 PM No.58069822
>>58069815
probably because youโ€™re retarded and only stare at showdown gifs instead of playing the game
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:35:42 PM No.58069968
>>58069812
Not anymore in SV.
Tropius is also one of the few flying Pokemon that doesn't always fly in battle.