Thread 58083034 - /vp/ [Archived: 43 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:57:33 PM No.58083034
dragonite-anime-3
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>TPC fully admitting that dragonite is such a garbage design that they would rather retcon milotic as an evolution for dragonair
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:59:27 PM No.58083042
>>58083034 (OP)
it's too late for a retcon they fucked up and now they're stuck with it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:13:42 PM No.58083087
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IMG_0829
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The only NFEfags who are TPC-approved:
>Pikachu(self-explanatory)
>Psyduck(cannot evolve in Unite)
>Grovyle(pic-rel)
>Dragonair
Replies: >>58083098 >>58083765 >>58084306
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:14:17 PM No.58083088
>>58083034 (OP)
If it’s so garbage why did it get a super saiyan power up like CHARIZARD instead of a regional replacement like thr pokemon they hate?
Replies: >>58083108 >>58085247
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:18:23 PM No.58083098
>>58083087
How is Groyvle TPC approved? I no, PMD is not an answer.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:24:45 PM No.58083108
>>58083088
>If it’s so garbage why did it get a super saiyan power up
As if that "Super saiyan power up" isn't utter fucking garbage of a design and full proof that even gamefreak regrets not making a more fitting evolution for dragonair
>instead of a regional replacement
A "Regional replacement" wouldn't fix the line either
Replies: >>58083232
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:28:14 PM No.58083122
>>58083034 (OP)
it’s funny how insecure barneyfags have suddenly become now that GF pretty much admitted they fucked up with the design and had to fix it with the mega just because they're too autistic to retcon a shitty design lmao
Replies: >>58085183
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:10:56 PM No.58083223
>it's another thread where a alfag that wasn't even born when xy came out is trying to pretend that mega evolution ever had the same goal as regional replacement because he can't cope with actual Pokémon getting love and cool buff unlike his favorite pedo badger.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:54 PM No.58083232
>>58083108
>mega dragonite is totally a bad design goys please believe me
your meme isn't catching on galarvae
Replies: >>58083242
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:17:15 PM No.58083239
From where did all these Dragonairfags come out?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:17:27 PM No.58083242
>>58083232
>>mega dragonite is totally a bad design
Correct glad you agreed
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:19:03 PM No.58083248
>>58083223
>is trying to pretend that mega evolution ever had the same goal as regional replacement
You could replace venusaur with it's mega form as a final evolution for bulbasaur and nothing would really change
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:19:12 PM No.58083249
>alfag that wasn't even born when xy came out
>favorite pedo badger
hey troon, the only people with "pedo badger" as their favorite are all in their 30's or older now and have alogn scene aged out of the main series slop since its not like th Game Freak gives any reason to stay anyway. the subhumans who "werent even born when xy came out" were the the ones cancelling "pedo badger".
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:22:25 PM No.58083254
Shit
Shit
md5: d43671f264868409284e251c0265812c🔍
>Marketing shills are desperately trying to pass this as a good design
Sorry barneyfags your mega form will never be as good-looking as CHARIZARD
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:48 PM No.58083264
did we really need two orange draconic pokemon with yellow underbellies and turquoise wings in the same generation?
Replies: >>58083270 >>58084265 >>58085253
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:26:27 PM No.58083266
why do they even approve of dogshit designs if they know they suck?
like look at all that shit in scat vomit
goddamn those are some ugly mons
Replies: >>58083268 >>58083281
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:28:02 PM No.58083268
>>58083266
>scat vomit
lol this board doesn't get any good jokes
Replies: >>58083277
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:28:55 PM No.58083270
>>58083264
gen 1 was not much creative
it's only iconic because sheeple are conditioned to eat shit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:29:40 PM No.58083274
>>58083254
>it's le bad because it's an actual pokemon that respect the original line and not le edgy digishit from muh ds-era childhood
ok anon
Replies: >>58083282
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:30:17 PM No.58083277
>>58083268
sorry saar, is scam/visa a good joke saar? okay yes saar? yes okay! poopmon best best games!
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:31:10 PM No.58083281
>>58083266
>why do they even approve of dogshit designs if they know they suck?
IDK, ask Turner when he made the galar and unova dex
Replies: >>58083762
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:31:33 PM No.58083282
>>58083274
>it's le good because the original mon get cucked of its own individuality
>>58083277
One joke
Replies: >>58083289 >>58083299
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:32:37 PM No.58083287
>People shit on mega/dragonite
>Sharteens suddendly appear out of nowhere seething about scarlet/violet
lol lmao even
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:33:19 PM No.58083289
>>58083282
aww, shilljeet is angy!
Replies: >>58083296 >>58083302
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:34:49 PM No.58083295
>>58083287
saar yuu shart? yuu BASTARD! BLODY! do not be insalting pajeetmon games!
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:34:54 PM No.58083296
>>58083289
You sound like a seething sharty
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:35:05 PM No.58083299
>>58083282
ah yes, getting a busted new temporary form is totally the same thing as getting cucked. if only dragonite could be as loved as pansage and get to stay a whortless shitmon for all eternity.
Replies: >>58083302
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:36:21 PM No.58083302
>>58083289
>>58083295
Sharty posts
>>58083299
>ah yes, getting a busted new temporary form is totally the same thing as getting cucked.
it is when dragonite doesn't get anything of his own and just ends up looking like a mega dragonair instead
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:37:39 PM No.58083307
>>58083254
>made to specifically look similar to dragonair
This thing is a lose-lose situation for everyone. Dragonite fans get cucked out of a cool mega, while Dragonair fans get the ugliest possibility of a Dragonair-esque Dragonite.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:43:25 PM No.58083332
what triggered the shilljeets? they even went crying to their hindu cow janny
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:44:06 PM No.58083334
>>58083332
Who are you even talking about? schizo
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:44:26 PM No.58083335
do not redeem saar
Replies: >>58083339
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:45:28 PM No.58083339
>>58083335
>Ban evading
it's ivyschizo alright
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:45:50 PM No.58083341
>I suddenly care about orange Barney now
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:46:54 PM No.58083347
>>58083302
Idk from what I've seen dragonite fans are happy or at least okay with it while dragonairfags are mad that it isn't blue and sleeker
Replies: >>58083352
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:48:00 PM No.58083352
>>58083347
>Idk from what I've seen dragonite fans are happy
it's hated everywhere even redditors hate it
Replies: >>58083356 >>58083367 >>58083732
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:49:22 PM No.58083356
>>58083352
>even redditors hate it
Redditors are the only one defending it for being le hecking chungus cuterino thought
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:52:53 PM No.58083367
>>58083352
okay you found some guy who hates it on every website, cool
my point still stands strong though
Replies: >>58083373
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:54:16 PM No.58083373
>>58083367
>some guy
More like a lot of guys
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:30:22 PM No.58083696
>>58083373
... and a lot of guys who love it
Replies: >>58083701
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:31:36 PM No.58083701
>>58083696
.... and a lot more guys who hate it
Replies: >>58083727 >>58083733
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:38:01 PM No.58083727
>>58083701
nah, loud minority
just like dragonairfags
Replies: >>58083729
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:38:29 PM No.58083729
>>58083727
>nah, loud minority
No proof of this btw
Replies: >>58083733
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:39:48 PM No.58083732
>>58083352
More like only redditurds hate it lmao, go back
Replies: >>58083741
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:40:03 PM No.58083733
>>58083729
No proof of this either btw
>>58083701
Replies: >>58083738
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:41:20 PM No.58083738
>>58083733
Proof?
Replies: >>58083758
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:42:21 PM No.58083741
>>58083732
Wrong
Replies: >>58083773
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:48:49 PM No.58083758
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pollresult
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>>58083738
Proof
Replies: >>58083772
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:49:14 PM No.58083762
>>58083281
Golurk is better than every post-DS era design combined
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:50:48 PM No.58083765
>>58083087
They really need to stop this humanizing of pokemon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:51:20 PM No.58083768
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>>58083034 (OP)
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1291938

Isto é entre tu e eu, nem te atreves a dizer ao jica

Mas sabias que a Helena no ano passado teve um aborto que custou 3000€?

E mais uma pergunta
Quem é que violou a Helena quando era pequena?
O Norberto, um professor de matemática ou de natação?
Foste tú? Até acredito
(Muito obrigado, pedofilo filho da puta chamada Alzira)
A pior parte é que ela deve ter gostado e isso explica tudo

Tenta não violar o bebê neto da tua gold digger, mr Ian Watkins

E também não vou tomar conta de quinta nenhuma
Quando morreres, essa quinta vai para os ciganos
Já estamos a lidar com as maldições da puta da Tia Mila
Já é triste e engraçado ao mesmo tempo ver o parvo do Tio Zé a apodrecer com as merdas dos avós
Queimam essa merda toda
"Legado de senpaiília" é um cancro

Não admira que o Jica vai ao Porto, atirar os pensos da sua mangina para outra parede

George "I built my career saying the most basic opinions and made the world more retarded" Carlin
Grande mistério que algumas pessoas são "vítimas" de violação

Quando o cocó atrai moscas, temos que lidar com as Vios e Reneés, só para alguém queixar que fez demasiados contactos
"sobre socialização" existe

Sou um gamedev com centenas de ideias, o glitterboy João Lúcio não compara

Quando a Helena se matar, lembra de onde vai ser enterrada para poderes viola-la mais uma vez

A senpaiília é a prisão original
Correntes desde o dia 1
És nascido com um perfil predefinido e informação que não escolheste
Já és obrigado a saber nomes de pessoas e levar merdas até quando és pequeno
Mas um dia, tem que haver um recomeço
Já demasiadas pessoas subiram as escadas, mando as escadas a baixo
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:52:46 PM No.58083772
>>58083758
>No mega dragonite
Nothing proven
Replies: >>58083801
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:53:03 PM No.58083773
>>58083741
Are you gonna cry "muh source" now redditurd? lmao
Replies: >>58083781
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:54:57 PM No.58083781
Redditurd defending mega dragonite
Redditurd defending mega dragonite
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>>58083773
Redditurd are the only one defending mega dragonite
Replies: >>58083838
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:56:36 PM No.58083787
>it's totally not KANTOOOOOO privilege goys
even futher proof that this thread is full of shitposters
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:00:25 PM No.58083801
>>58083772
everything proven, because it's obviously just dragonairfags malding
Replies: >>58083806
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:02:45 PM No.58083806
>>58083801
>Can't prove mega dragonite is loved
No proof then
Replies: >>58083819
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:06:45 PM No.58083819
>>58083806
show me proof dragonitefags hate the mega
Replies: >>58083820
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:07:54 PM No.58083820
>>58083819
>implying only dragonitefags hate mega dragonite
Replies: >>58083835
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:11:51 PM No.58083833
Average mega dragonite fan
Average mega dragonite fan
md5: 53c76833b5171b55474efac93fbc9a1c🔍
Replies: >>58083844
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:11:54 PM No.58083835
>>58083820
*dragonairfags
and by simple logic, since dragonitefags outnumber dragonairfags, it's a loud minority
Replies: >>58083841
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:12:47 PM No.58083838
>>58083781
The truth is that no matter how good the design could have been people would have bitched anyways. Thats why valve hasn't bothered making half life 3
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:12:52 PM No.58083841
>>58083835
>implying only dragonairfags hate mega dragonite
Replies: >>58083853
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:13:42 PM No.58083844
>>58083833
we dont speak latinx here
Replies: >>58083854
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:15:42 PM No.58083853
>>58083841
unironically yes
Replies: >>58083854
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:16:05 PM No.58083854
>>58083853
Source: Ass
>>58083844
Source: Ass
Replies: >>58083884
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:27:23 PM No.58083884
>>58083854
>Source: Ass
Ironic post.
You've been dishonest and full of shit from the beginning.
Replies: >>58083896
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:28:43 PM No.58083892
>>58083249
>falling for bait this obvious
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:29:29 PM No.58083896
>>58083884
>You've been dishonest and full of shit from the beginning.
And yet you can't prove it's only dragonairfags nor that mega dragonite is loved
Replies: >>58083964
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:46:46 PM No.58083964
fanart
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>>58083896
guess all those posts about making it blue and stuff are just a minority by itself then
>mega dragonite is loved
more fanart than like 90% of megas already
Replies: >>58083974 >>58083977
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:50:15 PM No.58083974
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>>58083964
Mega Delphox is going to have 10x that
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:50:56 PM No.58083977
Fujobait
Fujobait
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>>58083964
>Only 309 works
>Less than the fucking fujobait character
More like mega flop
Replies: >>58084051
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:09:31 PM No.58084051
works
works
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>>58083977
>non sequitur
so mega lucario is a mega flop, got it
Replies: >>58084054
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:10:18 PM No.58084054
>>58084051
>so mega lucario is a mega flop
Correct
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:38:12 PM No.58084157
>>58083254
>>58083254
Fat ugly piece of shit
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:11:41 AM No.58084257
>>58083034 (OP)
Both dragonair and dragonite are bad designs, but dragonair is bland on top of being bad. Just delete the entire line.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:15:51 AM No.58084265
>>58083264
Pokemon are allowed to be similar, makes them endearing. Same reason we get new birds every few years
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:31:21 AM No.58084306
>>58083087
Eevee is approved too, they'd rather die than make another Eeveelution.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:37:23 AM No.58085183
>>58083122
>>58083254
>barneyfags
barneyfag refers to one guy and one guy only, lurk moar newfag
Replies: >>58085225
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:05:49 AM No.58085225
>>58085183
Dragonite does look a 99% more homosexual barney though.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:21:43 AM No.58085247
>>58083088
If the megas are for Pokemon they like and regionals are for ones they hate, then whats the deal with slowbro?
Replies: >>58085331 >>58085350
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:25:08 AM No.58085253
>>58083264
yes. we also needed 8 brown birds and several dozen poison type shitmons
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:57:12 AM No.58085331
mina oh
mina oh
md5: 4e144ebbc50db05f8364fd00abddff47🔍
>>58085247
simple: regionals aren't for mons they hate, that guy is just one of our designated board schizos. don't reply to em!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:10:38 AM No.58085350
>>58085247
ever heard of a love-hate relationship?