Thread 58106814 - /vp/

Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:34:20 AM No.58106814
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How would an intellectual battle between these four play out?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:37:40 AM No.58106821
>>58106814 (OP)
They'd first start with intoductions. Then they explain their plans. They all prove to be retards with poorly thought out plans.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:40:08 AM No.58106831
>>58106814 (OP)
>Maxie constantly asks his opponents to back up their claims with citations despite not having any of his own
>Rose makes up hypothetical scenarios with the goal of making his opponents look like bad people
>Lysandre constantly makes fun of his opponents physical appearance and always interrupts them when they are speaking
>Archie shits on the table and leaves
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:40:55 AM No.58106834
>>58106814 (OP)
>Maxie: "I think we should expand the land so people have more space to live."
>Rose: I like it, I see the potential.
>Lysandre: But what if people take advantage of it?
>Archie: .....

>Archie: "I think we should expand the seas so marine Pokemon have more space to live."
>Rose: We could have more underwater exhibits and research. I see the potential.
>Lysandre: But what if people pollute these new habitats, as they always do?
>Archie: ...

>Rose: "I think we should temporarily invoke Armageddon to solve our energy crises for the next millennium."
>Maxie: I can see where you're going with this...
>Archie: We can use that energy to help support Pokemon!
>Lysandre: ...

>Lysandre: "I think we should kill all humans because they're ugly, disgusting creatures that distort and destroy everything they touch."
>Maxie: ......
>Rose: ......
>Archie: Holy shit, dude.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:11:01 AM No.58106947
Didn't everyone bully Chairman Rose in the gacha game or am I thinking of something else?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:14:57 AM No.58106960
>>58106947
No? He works with Maxie & Lysandre in Masters lol. He even tells Giovanni that he essentially knows they’re using each other for their own benefit
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:44:53 AM No.58107054
Rose is the most justified.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:18:29 AM No.58107138
Lysandre is not dumb
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:20:33 AM No.58107143
>>58107054
ONE DAY
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:42:53 AM No.58107386
>>58106814 (OP)
Lysandre is the only one that's somewhat smart, which is offset by being a fucking retard too
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:04:34 PM No.58107461
>Rose: Billions of years from now, the sun will explode!
>Maxie: Good.
>Archie: WHAT! I'll blow up Neptune and expand the sea first!
>Lysandre: *sniff* Pokemon....
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:09:54 PM No.58107467
>>58106814 (OP)
Considering two are brown, poorly.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:09:54 PM No.58107468
>>58106814 (OP)
Crayon eating buffet
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:14:46 PM No.58107477
3 of them have canonically worked together before
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:20:24 PM No.58107488
How would an intellectual battle between these four but females play out?
>Penny
>Lusamine
>Sada
>Oleana