Thread 58243090

People and animals are turning into Pokemon. What do you do?

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>>58243090 (OP)
Cross my fingers I don't turn into something lame

>>58243090 (OP)
Rest, the Great Work is complete.

>>58243198
This

>>58243090 (OP)
This is the thread.

>>58243090 (OP)
Gotta CATCH'EM ALL!

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>>58160568

Thank you. I was gonna start the thread once the directspam ended but I wasn't sure what to call it.
Anyway,

Ongoing Stories:
Transformed Into a Lucario
https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4se (embed)
Herding Cats
https://rentry.org/HerdingCats#part-1
SuperMachoMon
https://pastebin.com/VRgz8SLp
Policeman Story
>>58234696
Cacturn Story
>>58212001
Abra Digi-fangirl Story
>>58233259
Professor Decidueye
>>58236334

Previous Thread
>>58160568
Original Thread
>>58048324

>>58243269
There are more secrets to the circle, it can unlock the new world.

I’m typing, don’t go anywhere

>>58243090 (OP)
Sexooooooooo

>>58243198
*poof*
You are mega starmie

Just had a close call with a tornado.

>>58244514
Damn. Stay safe anon.

>>58243559
The rituals are almost complete.
>>58243648
>>58243740
>>58243746
>>58243769

>>58244514
Reality clashes with itself, the birth pangs of the new world to come.

>>58244516
Wanna see the dopplar? Because of where I live they didn't call a warning, cause... well no one lives in the desert

>>58245311
Yes, a year ago 16 tornadoes surrounded my location in a “freak accident”.

There’s more going on, show Doppler.

>>58244361
Honestly that is probably an upper tier mon, Starmie can regenerate Limbs and is intelligent so lower chance of Identity Death, plus Legs so anon can be bipedal and should hav esomewhat easy to adjust into the movement and Starmies isn't really THAT Shitmony even before the Mega Boost. Better hope it doesn't have MEGA-STARMIE IS IN ETERNAL AGONY Edgy Alola-dex stuff lore attached though.

Keep in mind Caterpie AKA "Food for Birdmons" is probably in the TF Gacha.

>>58245359
Saw the wall cloud and the funnel

>>58245311
>>58245478
A fellow Arizonan?

>>58245507
Yep.
Heck of a night.
Just had hail the size of quarters it's gonna be a long loud night.

>>58245478
This may be the stupidest thing I've ever said but I didn't even know they had tornados that far west.

>>58243090 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1p6W45cTxQ&rco=1

>>58245518
>>58245518
That tracks. Make sure to buy copper wire and create a subatomic faraday shield for yourself for the CT event. The universe has chosen you as mass-receiver node. Make sure to have a quartz crystal set up with a custom web nexus interface so you can direct summon your new friends. Open the smoke, shine the lights.

>>58245519
It can happen anywhere. Especially with the amount of mid latitude shear and tropical moisture that blasted us today.
Remember you need the shear to create the torsional forces to spin the entire storm system, this is what is necessary to make a tornado happen.

>>58245548
Anon what the fresh schizophrenic fuck are you on about?

>>58245573
It's delcatty anon.
They are nuts.
Just smile and nod.

>>58245573
I want you.
We can bring it on the floor,
Never danced like this before.
We don't talk about it.
Dancin' on,
Do the boogie all night long!
Stoned in paradise.
Shouldn't talk about it ;)
https://youtu.be/IuHHKwvfCao

>>58245580
I’ve been called many things.
But not ever delcattyanon.
https://youtu.be/p47fEXGabaY

I really don’t like delcatty,
I much prefer shiny Espeon.
A long time ago, I posted a picture of shiny Espeons cousin, they didn’t like that.
They don’t like my spiders.
They don’t like my clown.
https://youtu.be/-goLUhTBtrw

The circle is coming. :)
See the colors? They’re here. They’re all here.
The circle, The Omega, The Alpha.
Work it.
https://youtu.be/w869Avr_fXI

>>58243547
Continuing the lucario story from here: https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4se

>Yanking the collar threw him off balance.
>The punk stumbled forward, eyes widened by the sudden escalation.
>Bumping into his houndroom surprised the canine.
>The endless barking stopped.
>Confused, the hellhound turned to see why his master tripped over him.
>The split second was all you needed.
>Kicking off the tree trunk sent you rocketing towards the tangled duo.
>’Always go easy on a human.’
>Before the collision, you distinctly remembered someone shared that advice.
>Someone who cared.
>You took it to heart.
>This wouldn’t hurt much.
>You just needed the leash.
>Bowling into the kid knocked the wind out of him, sending him stepping backwards.
>With reflexes no human could match, you twisted his torso to keep him from slamming his head into the pavement.
>The speedy strike startled the houndoom enough to make it jump from the sudden violence.
>If it had any sense, it would stay back.
>Away from the alpha.
>More cussing and an ineffective slap were all the boy mustered.
>Lucky for him, he let go.
>Off-balance, he had no leverage to hold the leash.
>You ripped the chain-link leash away.
>His hands were confused whether they should punch you or steady himself.
>By the time his brain registered he’d been knocked over, you already squared off against the houndoom.
>All within three seconds.
>It furiously resumed barking.
>The houndoom poised itself for action, locking its eyes onto yours.
>It pounced forward an inch every few barks.
>Like it was testing you.
>Hoping you’d flinch.
>Letting you know it could, and would, truly spring upon you at any moment.
>It was poised to strike, legs coiled and head low.
>Behind it, their spaded tail coiled like a scorpion stinger.
>Cracking the leash an inch from the houndoom’s nose made it think twice about coming closer.
>But this was seconds away from coming to blows.

>>58245665
>Flames drooled from its mouth and sizzled on the ground.
>Punching a dog, even if it looked like it came from hell, did not sit entirely well with you.
>It wasn’t some insect, it had an aura of sapience and intelligence.
>It can be calmed down.
>It could be…
>It could be ended now.
>If you pressed forward.
>Strike while it thought you cowered.
>The lucario saw it as the beast it was.
>The lucario wanted to strangle it.
>Wise as it may have been, you compromised.
>A chance to end this peacefully was there.
>Slim, but there.
“Calm. It. Down.” You demanded.
>The wannabe-thug, rubbing his shoulder, cussed you out.
>Irrational and angry, his voice rose louder.
>Houndoom mirrored his master.
>It had enough.
>With flames licking the corners of its mouth, it pounced.
>It leapt just as you cracked the leash, giving you little time to respond.
>Smart.
>Or dumb luck.
>You couldn’t assume the latter.
>On instinct, you moved closer rather than leaping away.
>You brought your arm beneath its jaw, pressing against the neck.
>There was just enough leverage to keep the huge dog’s jaws at bay.
>Ebony claws swiped at your chest, batting your iron spike.
>It stung, but the manilla-colored chest fur kept any damage to a minimum.
>With the houndoom balancing on its too hind legs, you pushed forward, hoping to knock it on its back.
>Tying the chain around it would end this quickly.
>The houndoom was already a step ahead.
>The canine leapt forward, coughing smog and liquid bile into your face.
>Decay and sulfur struck your oversensitive nose and burned your eyes.
>Shoving the animal aside, you stumbled away from the haze.
>Opening your bloodshot eyes fiercely stung.
>Good thing you didn’t need them.
>With your eyes closed, the pokémon thought you were blinded.
>Dare circled you, yapping and barking at the while.
>You didn’t need aura to tell where it was.
>Winding the chain up, wrapping it around your paw, you prepared.

>>58245673
>The hound hunched back in preparation.
>Preparing for another pounce, you adjusted your stance by millimeters.
>Widening your paws.
>Lowering your center of gravity.
>It was a complete mistake.
>A noise like a howl and a belch preceded a roaring fireball erupting from the hellhound’s mouth.
>Your stance was off enough to delay your escape.
>Chemical flame, foul smelling and hot enough to blacken pavement, caught a foot.
>Whirling through the air was enough to cool the burn, but the damage was done.
>It was like stepping into a hot, bubbling oil fryer.
>You shrieked.
>The pads of your paws, singed and raw, pulsed with pain.
>By the time you refocused, the hellhound hacked another glob of fiery spit.
>It wasn’t as potent as the first.
>Success emboldened the dark-type.
>That was a feeling you could exploit.
>It went wide, landing close enough to the teenager to make him scurry behind his truck.
>The boy and his dog were hopeful.
>They were confident.
>Smug.
>Dashing that confidence was a delicious confidence boost.
>It drove you through the pain.
>Rearing back to hack another fireball, you thrashed the leash.
>Closing the distance gave you all the bigger target.
>The metal chain lashed the side of its orange sound.
>The fireball building in its throat died the instant it struck true.
>The houndoom shrilled, coughing toxic smoke in the air.
>Dare pawed at his snout, and it came away bloody.
>The attack could not have gone better.
>The canine hadn’t realized the chain wound itself around an aged, ivory-gray horn.
>Gleefully, you yanked the chain toward you with excessive force.
>Your plan to end the fight with a will-placed palm strike was not to be.
>The houndoom, fast on its feet, turned an ungainly stumble into a dead sprint.
>Using the momentum you gifted it.
>Dropping the whip, and using both hands, you again barely kept the infernal, flaming jaws away from your neck.

>>58245573
If you look in the archives, this seems to be an /x/ tourist

>>58245682
>Letting the dark pokémon crash into you had its benefits.
>The dog wasn’t expecting you to fall over, and you managed to turn its bite into a headlock.
>It wasn’t as strong as you wanted it to be.
>It wasn’t a perfect grip
>But it was enough to work with.
>You fell backward, pulling the surprised Houndoom with you.
>Your fall was controlled.
>Dare had no such luxury.
>The quadruped, flailing about, managed to nip a hand as you drove his head to the pavement.
>Without leverage, it didn’t break any skin or bone.
>But the grinding crunch burned hot.
>Irritating toxins and the embers flickering in its throat charred your fur and skin.
>Your hope to again end the fight was short-lived.
>The demonic horns atop the houndoom couldn’t completely protect it.
>But they served their purpose.
>The otherwise concussive blow to the head became a nasty, weatherable, hit.
>The horns ground into the concrete, sounding like stone on stone.
>Its muzzle followed.
>Growls turned to a painful yip.
>Houndoom biology could handle corrosive acids and searing flames.
>It couldn’t handle this level of friction burn.
>Fur and flesh chafed against the porous asphalt.
>Dare kicked his legs, shakily trying to scratch you.
>He trashed his head, hoping to escape.
>His whined and barked, pleading for help.
>Adjusting your grip around its gray, bony neck-rib ensured you wouldn’t get bit again.
>It’s claws pawed at you.
>Dark energy trailed Dare’s nails, but it did little more than ruffle your fur.
>You squeezed tight.
>Slowly, the kicking weakened…
>The canine gasps drew longer…
>You felt its breath slow…
>And then you were stabbed.

>>58245686
>Lancing pain seared through your left arm.
>Your widened eyes couldn’t make out what it was.
>Just beneath your clavicle.
>It was so close.
>In the gray-black fur of your shoulder.
>A dark dagger.
>It pulled away, pulling a thin trail of blood with it that seemed to hover mid-air.
>Your grip weakened.
>Your left arm didn’t want to hold anything right then.
>The dark stiletto pulled back, and only then did you realize the source.
>The tail.
>The sharpened dirk it swirled around to keep balance.
>Your tail was far different.
>Full and bushy.
>For balance and betraying your emotions.
>This one was a knife-edge atop a thin, near furless stalk.
>A labored breath let you know Dare wasn’t out.
>You barely pushed yourself away in time.
>The bayoneted tail thrust where your eye was a moment ago.
>Rolling away, you pushed your thumb against the leaky wound.
>Blood wasn’t gushing.
>Raising your left arm, however, left you raw and shaky.
>The hellhound was worse.
>It panted for much-needed oxygen.
>It’s muzzle and nose were chafed and red.
>The discolored horns were stained a different gray where they crashed against the road.
>It righted itself to face you and let out a hoarse, gritty bark.
>You groaned.
>This thing would probably die before surrendering to you.
>The frustration almost blinded you.
>In the heat of combat, you’d barely noticed the change.
>Its aura was bruised.
>Like a cracked eggshell.
>Splintering ice barely containing what lurked beneath.
>The colors wobbled and ebbed, but it was there.
>It just needed a little push.
>Submission.
>Painful as it was, you opened your eyes.
>You weren’t sure if they were reddened and bloodshot.
>You hoped they were.
>The houndoom didn’t take kindly to your stare-down earlier.
>Now it faltered.
>For a moment, it broke eye contact.
>The fury in your eyes was unmistakable.
>For a second, it crouched a little lower.

>>58245690
>With the lull in the fight, you channeled your aura more reliably.
>The ethereal energy swirled around you, most of it invisible.
>What coalesced around your paws wasn’t.
>Painful as it was, you stalked forward.
>Faltering would throw off the act.
>Your burned foot hurt.
>The paw pads were tender.
>A hand was sore.
>Your left arm was a noodle.
>All that faded away.
>What didn’t matter deserved no attention.
>You were focused.
>Its tail lowered, falling between its legs.
>Slowly, the spade-tip rested on the ground.
>Fire gave it some advantages.
>But its belly held only cinders now.
>The dark, aggressive confidence it once had now made it terrified.
>On some level, it knew.
>What tricks it had left could not best you.
>The pleas and cries from its childish master drove it no further.
>To your relief, its head bowed.
>Grabbing the leash on the ground, you moved with purpose to Dare.
>The whimpering dog avoided all eye contact, but that didn’t stop you from taking precautions.
>You pinned its tail and rested your body weight on its barrel before you got to work.
>Tightening the leash around its snout made for a makeshift muzzle.
>Dare didn’t like it.
>It put up a token resistance, relenting when you held its head to the ground.
>Reminding the hellhound just how much damage you could do if it roused your ire.
>Wrapping the chain around its legs felt unnecessary, but you did it anyway.
>Just enough to impede movement if it tried making a break for it.
>You opened the backseat and tossed the heavy dog onto the scratched, scorched upholstery.

>>58245478
https://youtu.be/iqu132vTl5Y

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

>>58245694
>Dare’s coconspirator was on the other side of the truck.
>Still cursing and hollering.
>Reading his aura, he was torn between abandoning his truck and dog or making a break for it.
>Indecision rooted him.
>Good.
>You got uncomfortably close.
“Here’s the deal.” You began, putting on the tough act again.
>Not that you needed to.
>Even in the state you were in, out-fighting a human was hardly a challenge.
>The purple-blue aura flared around your hands.
“I need a ride to the police station…”

>>58234439
>>58234696
Keep it up, Cop-Anon!

>>58233233
>>58233248
>>58233259
Enjoying the Abra story. Nice work. Great descriptions.

>>58232312
>>58232320
>>58232410
You picked a real fun concept to write about. Hope you write more if you've got more ideas.

>>58245644
>>58245699
It would be extremely painful.
https://youtu.be/Hr2Bc5qMhE4
https://youtu.be/Q_LPJllaogU
Cell-infection
Mass destruction
Programmed for the final function
Lab Rat King
Rescue team
Save me from the next life

Give me the sound to see
Another world outside that's full of
All the broken things that I made
Just give me a life to bleed
Another world outside that's full of
All the awful things that I made

'Cause we are the last disease
Another broken light that's full of
All the awful things that I made
And we got the eyes to see
Another broken life that's full of
All the awful things that I made

>>58245699
Enigma is weirder.

>>58245708
Woah, huge update. That was a sweet fight scene, good job.

>>58245736
https://youtu.be/iXZX_HAmbTU
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you