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Anonymous No.58270977 [Report] >>58270991 >>58270996 >>58270997 >>58270998 >>58274014 >>58275250 >>58276351
I think that Conkeldurr is cool.
Anonymous No.58270991 [Report] >>58270994
>>58270977 (OP)
Shitmon
Anonymous No.58270994 [Report] >>58276424
>>58270991
More like cool as shit, mon.
Anonymous No.58270996 [Report] >>58271020 >>58271022
>>58270977 (OP)
Good of you. If there's one thing that bothers me about it and its pre-evos is that they constantly have to be portrayed with their respective objects like they're an integral part of their body (which would be absurdly retarded). Otherwise, I don't feel particularly anything about them, positive or negative.
Anonymous No.58270997 [Report]
>>58270977 (OP)
one of the ugliest pokemon
but OP is gay who into bara cringe
Anonymous No.58270998 [Report] >>58277259
>>58270977 (OP)
Should get a mega that looks like Moses where he beats his opponent over with the Ten Commandments
Anonymous No.58271020 [Report] >>58271022
>>58270996
I think that's a valid peeve for Timburr and Gurdurr. Conkeldurr, though, not only seems to need the concrete pillars to support its upper body but also has Pokedex lore that justifies it. It's super smart and knows how to make concrete. Taught it to humans like a noble, blue collar Prometheus.
Anonymous No.58271022 [Report]
>>58271020
>>58270996
Also worth noting

In SV Conkeldurr has a cute sleeping animation. He holds on to one pillar while the other just stands straight up on the ground. It looks like an ingrained instinct to hold them.
Anonymous No.58271102 [Report]
>Ogre with exposed muscle fibers that swings around huge concrete pillars as weapons
>"I don't like it because it's ugly."
Anonymous No.58271413 [Report] >>58272984
Anonymous No.58272984 [Report] >>58274007
>>58271413
no squeeze fluffy fox :(
Anonymous No.58274007 [Report]
>>58272984
Look at its face, it loves it.
Anonymous No.58274014 [Report]
>>58270977 (OP)
I Conk-ur.
Anonymous No.58274039 [Report]
Before I ever heard anyone else says its name I used to pronounce it like

>Conkle-durr

And still do because it's fun to say.
Anonymous No.58275236 [Report]
Anonymous No.58275250 [Report] >>58275260
>>58270977 (OP)
It's the ugliest gen 5 pokémon.
Anonymous No.58275260 [Report] >>58275331
>>58275250
Monsters are supposed to be ugly.
Anonymous No.58275331 [Report] >>58276302
>>58275260
>Monsters are supposed to be ugly.
? NTA but that's retarded
Anonymous No.58276173 [Report]
Anonymous No.58276302 [Report] >>58276407
>>58275331
Explain.
Anonymous No.58276314 [Report]
Anonymous No.58276347 [Report]
Anonymous No.58276351 [Report]
>>58270977 (OP)
Anonymous No.58276407 [Report] >>58276423 >>58276452
>>58276302
A lot of creatures that are referred to as "monsters" in countless fictional settings are cute, cool, or beautiful. Are you trying to say that all those settings (including Pokémon) are wrong for calling their fantasy creatures "monsters" because according to you, monsters are supposed to be ugly even though the word "monster" has different meanings depending on the context?
Anonymous No.58276423 [Report] >>58276435
>>58276407
Anonymous No.58276424 [Report]
>>58270994
Is he punching the Moon?
Anonymous No.58276435 [Report]
>>58276423
So your answer to my question is "yes", I take it?
Anonymous No.58276452 [Report]
>>58276407
yea
Anonymous No.58277157 [Report] >>58277259
He deserves a mega. Here's my proposal.

>Mega Conkeldurr
>Fighting/Rock
>HP - 105
>Attack - 496
>Defense - 1
>Special Attack - 1
>Special Defense - 1
>Speed - 1
>New Ability - Holy Shit That Fucking Hurts
>The user's moves harm the opponent in real life
Anonymous No.58277259 [Report]
>>58270998
>>58277157
Pee-eeeeeeeew! Your ideas are cringe!
Anonymous No.58277270 [Report]
Conkeldurr's my favorite Pokemon and I don't think it should ever get a mega because Gamefreak would fuck it up by not giving it Guts so it would just do less damage