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Anonymous No.58451525 [Report] >>58451608 >>58451625 >>58451717 >>58451919 >>58452549 >>58455103 >>58455238 >>58472509 >>58472799 >>58481438 >>58482016
Why are Machamps so cool?
Anonymous No.58451608 [Report] >>58451644 >>58459026
>>58451525 (OP)
Something about them. Can't quite put my finger on what....
Anonymous No.58451625 [Report]
>>58451525 (OP)
Machamp would actually be a Bro of a Pokemon, it teaches you wrestling moves, cares about your health, cheers for you when you improve during your workouts.
Machamp is very based.
Anonymous No.58451644 [Report] >>58451672 >>58459026
>>58451608
Canari seems close to that Machamp... he' even on streams now...
Anonymous No.58451672 [Report] >>58451701 >>58451701 >>58457742 >>58459026
>>58451644
Why is there already so much fanart of Canari and Machamp? This is kinda ridiculous.
Anonymous No.58451697 [Report] >>58459026 >>58479970
And another one
Anonymous No.58451701 [Report] >>58459026
>>58451672
>>58451672
They make a good pair
Anonymous No.58451717 [Report]
>>58451525 (OP)
Machamp needs a female alt form akin to Gallade/Gardevoir so I can add it to my pokeharem
Anonymous No.58451727 [Report] >>58451732 >>58451919 >>58459026 >>58459070 >>58476533
No other pokemon character has been so NTR coded so soon after release.
Anonymous No.58451732 [Report]
>>58451727
I know the smile is there
Anonymous No.58451758 [Report] >>58451772
Stop making maCHUMP anything other than a maJOBBER!
Anonymous No.58451772 [Report] >>58453948
>>58451758
Let me guess, a Conkeldurrfag? Derpy looking clownmon lmao
Anonymous No.58451811 [Report] >>58451963 >>58452559
I like generating AI image of my trainer getting fucked and groped by Machamp
Anonymous No.58451919 [Report]
>>58451727
>>58451525 (OP)
Post more in game screenshot like this
Anonymous No.58451963 [Report] >>58452368
>>58451811
Post it
Anonymous No.58452368 [Report]
>>58451963
No
Anonymous No.58452549 [Report] >>58455148
>>58451525 (OP)
Because they just are
Anonymous No.58452559 [Report]
>>58451811
Can't just say that and not elaborate. Catbox when
Anonymous No.58453704 [Report]
Post more champs
Anonymous No.58453827 [Report] >>58456141
I want a Machamp to fuck my girlfriend
Anonymous No.58453948 [Report]
>>58451772
He's definitely a Hawluchafag
Anonymous No.58454970 [Report] >>58455223
*Manletchamp
Anonymous No.58455103 [Report]
>>58451525 (OP)
They get all the bitches apparently. This has been a thing since Sun/Moon.
Anonymous No.58455148 [Report]
>>58452549
Im not joking when I say that Machoke was the first pokemon that make me found the rule 34, those images with Chuk were crazy
Anonymous No.58455183 [Report]
I'm just a mere man... how am I supposed to compete...

How can I compete with the CHAMP
Anonymous No.58455198 [Report] >>58455547 >>58464409
I've never been a huge fan of champ. He looks too human. With Machoke he has the lizard face so he seems more like a gorilla intellect-wise, but Machamp's flat face and king dedede lips make him seem like a whole ass dude. He's more pocket man than pocket monster. Like you're just enslaving another person in this ball and making him eat berries instead of normal food.
Anonymous No.58455223 [Report] >>58464638
>>58454970
Meanwhile, the ALPHAchamp towers
Anonymous No.58455238 [Report] >>58455291 >>58455419 >>58455559 >>58455625 >>58470136
>>58451525 (OP)
Holy shit I think Machamp is an ultimate muscle reference which might explain the weird mouth/lips.

>Machamp’s design is an homage to Kinnikuman, one of Japan’s most famous wrestling superhero. Kinnikuman was also loosely based off of Ultraman which is why Machamp’s Gigantamax form closely resembles the two combined. Look up Kinnikuman and the Kinkeshi fad, which made it to the US as “M.U.S.C.L.E Figures”. Hope this helps clarify it!


Yup seems I was correct.
Anonymous No.58455291 [Report] >>58455352 >>58455419
>>58455238
You're not wrong, Machop's line is based on a secondary character from Kinnikuman called Goriki, and Machoke's name in Japanese is, you guessed it, Goriky.
Anonymous No.58455352 [Report] >>58455382
>>58455291
This makes me like Machamp even more. I watched Kinnikuman as a kid on 4kids in the early/mid 2000s. How the fuck am I just now picking up on this?! Although I never forgot about Ultimate Muscle I just wasn't that into it once I started growing up more.
Anonymous No.58455382 [Report]
>>58455352
I also saw the 4kid one and in my country they gave the original kinikuman from the 80s
I liked it as a child, now meh
Anonymous No.58455400 [Report]
Anonymous No.58455419 [Report] >>58455438 >>58455481 >>58455536 >>58457558
>>58455238
>>58455291
He's based on a... A CONCEPT???? WOWIE ZOWIE!!!!
Anonymous No.58455438 [Report] >>58455536
>>58455419
I initially thought he was just a generic wrestling lizard monster. But learning that he is based on something a lot more specific just makes him cooler to me.
Anonymous No.58455481 [Report] >>58455536
>>58455419
>pokemon copies other IPs
>sues Palworld for copying them
The irony
Anonymous No.58455527 [Report] >>58473194
The CHAMPED art just keeps flowing.
Anonymous No.58455536 [Report] >>58470458
>>58455419
>>58455438
>>58455481
Literally, Pokémon is totally inspired by Japanese culture between the 60s and 90s, but the most important are the Tokusatsu kaijus or, to be more exact, the giant Ultraman monsters that were captured in capsules.
really many pokemon mechanics are tributes
mega evolutions/transforming monster, Gigantamax Forms/giant kaijus
and also in the first arc of kinikuman there are kaijus
everything is connected
Anonymous No.58455547 [Report] >>58455576 >>58455602
>>58455198
>This looks human
This is a four armed duck man
Anonymous No.58455559 [Report] >>58455602
>>58455238
Machamp doesn’t have lips. It has a beak as confirmed by the textures used by Detective Pikachu and Pokken plus the shape doesn’t match the ones in your image.

It has a stylized beak just like King DDD
Anonymous No.58455576 [Report] >>58455587 >>58455809
>>58455547
When the fuck did King Dedede become a gymbro and grow 2 extra arms?
Anonymous No.58455587 [Report] >>58455809
>>58455576
He was a gymbro in one of the games
Anonymous No.58455602 [Report] >>58455625
>>58455559
>>58455547
At first it didn't look like a peak at all, at least in the official art, remember that pokemon have been stylized over time
Anonymous No.58455625 [Report] >>58459328
>>58455602
I mean the OG sprite art looks like a beak to me. Look at the pointed end, it’s not just round like here
>>58455238
I think it was always intended to be a beak. Detective Pikachu and Pokken with their higher textures confirmed it.
Anonymous No.58455734 [Report] >>58457540
Don't worry, ladies. I'll save you from the megaless Machud.
Anonymous No.58455809 [Report]
>>58455587
>>58455576
Next your going to tell me Dedede is a Kinnikuman reference as well.
Anonymous No.58456141 [Report]
>>58453827
I want a Machamp to fuck me while my girlfriend watches
Anonymous No.58456151 [Report] >>58456448
I want to make a female Machamp breed with a male Conkeldurr
Anonymous No.58456424 [Report]
>when Canari sees a trainer with Machamp
Anonymous No.58456448 [Report] >>58456466 >>58456471 >>58459333
>>58456151
The Machamp line needs gender differences
Anonymous No.58456466 [Report] >>58456483
>>58456448
>M. Machamp mindbreaks Canari
>F. Machamp mindbreaks Naveen

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Anonymous No.58456471 [Report]
>>58456448
Anonymous No.58456483 [Report]
>>58456466
I'd rather she broke his pelvis instead
Anonymous No.58457540 [Report]
>>58455734
>mega evoFLOPtion
Cute, very cute, however....!
Anonymous No.58457558 [Report]
>>58455419
No, he was inspired by something. Gen 1 was built different.
Anonymous No.58457742 [Report]
>>58451672
God I wish that were me (not machamp)
Anonymous No.58458819 [Report]
Anonymous No.58459026 [Report] >>58459070 >>58459075
>>58451608
>>58451644
>>58451672
>>58451697
>>58451701
>>58451727
What inspired all the Canari x Machamp art? Did some Japanese player's post on Twitter go viral?
Anonymous No.58459070 [Report] >>58459205 >>58479275
>>58459026
Yeah, you can take pictures of your pokemon and NPCs and someone posted this >>58451727 screenshot and it popped off.
Anonymous No.58459075 [Report] >>58459205
>>58459026
Also, Canari has natural NTR eyes so it worked too well with her.
Anonymous No.58459183 [Report] >>58459205
Why are Nintendo fans so obsessed with NTR?
Anonymous No.58459205 [Report]
>>58459070
>>58459075
Basically this. Canari has a very bratty smile under her mouth cover, and some dude put Machamp near her.
Trust me, this would've been worst (or better?) if someone put an Hypno next to her.

>>58459183
Most pokédrawfags are nips, and Japan is the cuck nation. Plus, with the increase of black people in recent games, the scenario is basically exposed to anybody with a brain.
Anonymous No.58459304 [Report] >>58459313 >>58459426
wasn't there some artist where that's all the female character say while in the other half of the picture they're getting bred by it?
Anonymous No.58459312 [Report]
Pokemon don't have genitals.
Machamp's can't remove their "underwear", it is part of their body.
You are all sick in the head.
Anonymous No.58459313 [Report]
>>58459304
I know what you are talking about. I think it has it's own R34 tag: "Machamp is cool", or something like that.
Anonymous No.58459328 [Report]
>>58455625
You lost your extra arms privilege
Anonymous No.58459333 [Report]
>>58456448
No Guard means she loses to a pendulum 100% of the time
Anonymous No.58459343 [Report]
Four arms means he can do a lot
Anonymous No.58459361 [Report] >>58459368 >>58459394 >>58459431 >>58459536
How much of a faggot do you have to be to be into NTR?
Anonymous No.58459368 [Report] >>58459422 >>58468048 >>58473516
>>58459361
I self insert as the girl
Anonymous No.58459394 [Report]
>>58459361
Only if you're incapable of self-inserting as anything other than a beta white cuck
Anonymous No.58459422 [Report] >>58459428 >>58459448
>>58459368
So a faggot okay. Regardless, I seriously do not and will never understand cuckolding. It actually pisses me off and is pretty much the only consensual fetish that makes me think genuinely less of a man.
Anonymous No.58459426 [Report] >>58466780
>>58459304
I know the artist you speak of.
Anonymous No.58459428 [Report]
>>58459422
NTR =/= cuckolding
Anonymous No.58459431 [Report]
>>58459361
Technically all Porn is NTR, you're watching women fuck other men
Being incapable of inserting as the cock sounds like a skill issue to me
Anonymous No.58459440 [Report]
Machamp are pretty cool tho
Anonymous No.58459448 [Report]
>>58459422
pussy
Anonymous No.58459480 [Report]
I selfinsert as the chair
Anonymous No.58459502 [Report]
I don't self insert and beg my wife Bulma to have sex with other men! I'm such a happy cuck!
Anonymous No.58459521 [Report]
Goku can't be cucked because he doesn't love Chichi. He views her as a live-in maid. This is canon btw, Toriyama confirmed it. That's why Goku has never kissed her.
Anonymous No.58459536 [Report]
>>58459361
You don't naturally self-inset as the Machamp? You should seriously think about working out more if you can't imagine easily picking up the sort of tiny women that exist in the Pokemon world.
Anonymous No.58459817 [Report] >>58459862 >>58460547
I never really saw machamp as an ntr guy, he seems chill. Not like the hypno ugly bastard type.
Anonymous No.58459862 [Report] >>58460799
>>58459817
He's not. Machamp is just a big goofy guy with muscles. Honestly, the NTR stuff is out of character for him.
Anonymous No.58460547 [Report]
>>58459817
There's two types of NTR: stolen by an inferior male (bratty shotas, old men, fat men) and stolen by a superior male (male gyarus, handsome playboys, black men).
Hypno belongs in the first category, Machamp's in the second.
Anonymous No.58460799 [Report]
>>58459862
Machamp just gives me dudebro energy
Seeing muscles and thinking "cuck" tells you a lot about some anons
Anonymous No.58460894 [Report] >>58462529
i prefer incineroar
Anonymous No.58462529 [Report]
>>58460894
same
Anonymous No.58463703 [Report]
Anonymous No.58463956 [Report] >>58464385 >>58466316
Anonymous No.58464385 [Report] >>58464715
>>58463956
Pokegirls want the BMC. This is canonically proven. Human males have no choice but to watch the girls they love submit to the BMC.
Anonymous No.58464409 [Report]
>>58455198
it's the stupid lips that japanese love. Jynx has them, Magmortar has them, Gothielle has them, 2nd form Cell has them, and it NEVER looks good (fact, not an opinion)
Anonymous No.58464638 [Report]
>>58455223
>XXL
Damn
Anonymous No.58464715 [Report]
>>58464385
It's so hot when a girl screams and cries when her pussy gets destroyed by a Machamp's bitch breaker, yet they keep crawling back for more because losing to Machamp feels too good.
Anonymous No.58464764 [Report] >>58464821 >>58464911 >>58466396
I love the concept of getting my pussy railed by my own Machamp
Anonymous No.58464821 [Report] >>58464849
>>58464764
Imagine, you traded your kadabra to your boyfriend as a birthday gift because he's always wanted an alakazam, and he traded his machoke to you in exchange
Little did he know he's about to lose you to his own pokemon forever...
Anonymous No.58464849 [Report] >>58471117
>>58464821
The girlfriend has a Machamp, Lucario, Incineroar, Emboar and all husbando Pokémon, while the boyfriend has a Gardevoir, Lopunny, Lilligant and etc.

They both pretend they don't know what their partner is doing. It's not cheating if it is with Pokémon.
Anonymous No.58464911 [Report] >>58466468
>>58464764
Imagine raising a Machop from birth for the sole purpose of having sex with it once it becomes a Machamp.
Would it still see you as his nurturing mother, or just as another bitch in heat to break?
Anonymous No.58466316 [Report]
>>58463956
based Dendra
Anonymous No.58466396 [Report]
>>58464764
I like this meme. Hopefully it'll expand to other characters soon.
Anonymous No.58466468 [Report]
>>58464911
>you literally traded him away to evolve
Why would he show mercy to someone that gave him away? He knows what you are, what you want, what you deserve...
Anonymous No.58466775 [Report] >>58466780 >>58470496
Bros... the Machamp cock is too powerful, bros...
Anonymous No.58466780 [Report] >>58466895
>>58459426
>>58466775
Machamp gets NTR'd by Malamar
Anonymous No.58466895 [Report] >>58468039
>>58466780
>Malamar
>Mr. Worst Mega in the game
Anonymous No.58468020 [Report] >>58471649 >>58473149 >>58473538 >>58474584 >>58475110
>you get a machoke, but he is gay and will regularly fuck you or make you fuck him
>you get a machamp, but he will successfully cuck you with any girlfriend you get
Which way, white man?
Anonymous No.58468039 [Report]
>>58466895
I expected better
Anonymous No.58468048 [Report]
>>58459368
Gokubros…we truly are the biggest cucks
Anonymous No.58469811 [Report]
They just keep coming
Anonymous No.58470136 [Report]
>>58455238
There are a lot of references most western Pokemon fans still don't know.
Pic related, it's an Ashita no Joe reference
Anonymous No.58470458 [Report]
>>58455536
>Japanese culture between the 60s and 90s

What Japanese culture between the 60s and 90s exactly?
Anonymous No.58470496 [Report] >>58471023
>>58466775
where is the full comic
Anonymous No.58471023 [Report] >>58471729
>>58470496
You can find in on sadpanda
Anonymous No.58471117 [Report] >>58472786 >>58474178
>>58464849
Anonymous No.58471649 [Report]
>>58468020
What's the point of having sex with my girlfriend? I can't break her the way Machamp can. I want to see my bro Machamp rape all the women in my life. My girlfriend, my sister, my mom, the female streamers I simp for... all of them must get CHAMPED.
I want my mom to give me a pity handjob with an onahole while she shows me videos of her getting dicked down by my fully EV-trained Adamant Machamp.
I want my mom to mock and degrade me in sweet whispers while she screams and cries in the video from having her pussy - the same one I crawled out of - getting absolutely destroyed by my Machamp's mating press.
Why yes, I am the whitest man alive.
Anonymous No.58471729 [Report]
>>58471023
Okay but what is the name?
Anonymous No.58472509 [Report]
>>58451525 (OP)
Sexually harassing a girl who isnt into it is hotter than doing it to a girl who enjoys it
Anonymous No.58472786 [Report] >>58473502 >>58478196
>>58471117
Why Goodra, that's a Waifu
Anonymous No.58472799 [Report] >>58473210
>>58451525 (OP)
I don't like how people are using Machamp and Family as stand-in Black People, it's just as bad as Venom being used as a stand-in Black Guy
Anonymous No.58473149 [Report]
>>58468020
Both.
Anonymous No.58473171 [Report] >>58473284 >>58473307
I like how Machamp are universally depicted much taller than 5'03" because the official size sounds small.
Anonymous No.58473194 [Report] >>58473240
>>58455527
source
Anonymous No.58473210 [Report]
>>58472799
Now Venom is being used for TG/futa stuff because Mary Jane is the current host.
Anonymous No.58473240 [Report]
>>58473194
File name on pixiv
Anonymous No.58473284 [Report]
>>58473171
Most official sizes are nonsense just random numbers pulled from Shitfreaks ass.
Anonymous No.58473307 [Report] >>58473756
>>58473171
Anon, Machamp can be as tall as 9 feet. 5'3'' is just the average
Anonymous No.58473340 [Report] >>58473538
Would you ride a Machamp, or let a Machamp ride you?
Anonymous No.58473502 [Report]
>>58472786
extra lube and/or kinky play
Anonymous No.58473516 [Report]
>>58459368
goku would say this
Anonymous No.58473538 [Report]
>>58473340
both
>>58468020
also both
Anonymous No.58473689 [Report]
Anonymous No.58473756 [Report] >>58474198
>>58473307
That implies there are an equal number of really short 4 foot Machamp to bring the average down.
Anonymous No.58474178 [Report] >>58478196
>>58471117
>Goodra
Anonymous No.58474198 [Report]
>>58473756
Yeah but no one gonna use the manletchamps for porn.
Anonymous No.58474411 [Report]
NTR aside, how can you even compete with machamp having 4 arms, it's literally impossible
Anonymous No.58474584 [Report]
>>58468020
Both
Anonymous No.58475110 [Report]
>>58468020
Buck break him and put that p*kemon in his place
Anonymous No.58476533 [Report] >>58477404 >>58479275
>>58451727
Lol, this is real or 3d modding or ai?
Anonymous No.58477404 [Report]
>>58476533
It's real. You can make your pokemon stand next to people and take pictures of them.
Anonymous No.58478196 [Report]
>>58472786
>>58474178
Can't make it too obvious
Anonymous No.58479275 [Report]
>>58476533
>>58459070
Anonymous No.58479614 [Report]
What is it with whites and nips that make them obssessed with BBC cuckhold pornography?
Anonymous No.58479970 [Report]
>>58451697
I saw this pic the other day and thought how boring machamp, hypno, etc with girls are now. I'll still wank it the pic is good enough but the bar for what's good enough is higher these days.
Anonymous No.58481175 [Report]
They ain’t
Anonymous No.58481438 [Report]
>>58451525 (OP)
girls with machamp are like white women with dogs you just KNOW why they have him
Anonymous No.58482016 [Report]
>>58451525 (OP)
BBC coded
Anonymous No.58482046 [Report] >>58482051
I saw a machoke running around and instantly switched my stance. These guys are silly bros. If you had 6 of them they'd "yes boss" like grunts.
Anonymous No.58482051 [Report] >>58482059
>>58482046
Could 6 Machoke outflex a Buzzwole?
Anonymous No.58482059 [Report]
>>58482051
I think they get mogged but in ZA it's closer than previously.