Thread 58583178

>female MC
>all the husbandos want to fuck her

>male MC
>all the girls are lesbian

Why is Legend ZA so fucking ass for male players?

>>58583178 (OP)
You WILL marry Taunie and you WILL be happy

>>58583178 (OP)
>all the girls are lesbian
that didn't stop Cynthia

>>58583178 (OP)
Because best girl is straight and anyone who wouldn't impregnate her doesn't deserve to fuck anyone else

>>58583240
>best girl
>post image of a child

>>58583178 (OP)
You bought it anyway

It's okay if one thing doesn't cater to you personally.

>>58583234
Cynthia is the straightest woman in Pokemon.

>>58583178 (OP)
>all the husbandos want to fuck her
Who? You could argue Urbain and Corbeau. Naveen is a Canari simp, Philippe and Tarragon don't count as husbandos unless you have some very peculiar tastes and Grisham doesn't show any interest. For guys there's Taunie and you may argue Lida.

>>58583178 (OP)
Lebanne is making the hand sign that makes korean men go insane.

>>58583364
Out of 10!

>>58583178 (OP)
Because men lost and women won
Not your franchise anymore

>>58583714
Haha, she ate too many donuts!

>>58583714
Yes, 10, just like your mental age for still thinking that posting this cringe 9gag tier copypasta every time state a character age is based or funny

>>58583524
arguing with yuriniggers is pointless

>>58583178 (OP)
>Canari
probably likes dick
>Gwynn
yeah
>Jacinthe
obssesed with you regardless of gender
>Lebanne
probably likes macho looking men

>>58583222
Fpbp

>>58583222
Wrong. I'll marry Emma.

>>58583745
Lebanne is doomed, bro. She either sticks being Jacinthe's slave or Ivor revenge-breeds her.

>>58583779
Ivor is too pure to know what sex is.

>>58583526
Ivor forgotten....

>>58583222
God I hate her stupid fucking face so much

>>58583791
He's married to JUSTICE!

>>58583745
>Gwynn
Gwynn is pretty much the only pokemon character that I can confidently say is lesbian.There's probably been some in the past but its that its obvious when they want to imply that

>>58583779
that zesty looking dude is gay, he literally ignores the only woman that cares about him

>>58583809
The secret best girl in the game.

>>58583812
no, that's retarded taxi driver-chan

>>58583779
>Ivor revenge-breeds her
Anon, Ivor is literally fucking retarded, her sister can go to him and say "Brother, I LIKE WOMEN" and he answers "Me too! but when you are getting a boyfriend?".

>>58583848
Fan arts are not canon retard but ok

>>58583512
KYS yurifaggot If it wasn't for autistic otaku who don't like looking at men when horny you niggers wouldn't have anything catered to you.

>>58583222
God I love her stupid fucking face so much

>>58583809
Ivor’s unironically autistic

>>58583512
I don’t think guys have had an actual pandering interest since Gen 7.

>>58583178 (OP)
>has a dick
>has a dick
>has a black hole pussy
>has a dick
>>58583222
222% has a dick.

>>58583178 (OP)
>All the males
Wrong. It's only Urbain and Corbeau since all the other males go out of their way to not give a shit about you.

>>58583178 (OP)
That's just the Kalos way, same as how male customization was dogshit in XY.

>>58584346
What about Nemona? Yeah, battlesexual and no difference if you're playing as a boy or a girl, but she's super obvious.

>>58584714
I don’t really count her since she comes across as being for both.

>>58583178 (OP)
Don't forget her.
>but she has Grisham!
They could be siblings for all we know.

>>58583178 (OP)
If you squint your eyes, you could say Canari likes you after you finish battling with you

>>58583222
What the fuck is that monstrosity in front of her

>>58586396
please don't make fun of my wifes cooking.

>>58583178 (OP)
I don't think we played the same game

Gwynn is the second most relatable character in the series, after Larry of course.