No Grand Theft Auto for the GAMECUBE! - /vr/ (#11779275) [Archived: 1221 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:03:46 AM No.11779275
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:10:07 AM No.11779283
I wonder the main reason why tendie scum didn't get a GTA port on GameQbert or an spinoff like Vice City Stories/Liberty City Stories. I mean, GBA got GTA Advance and later DS got Chinatown Wars. And the cherry on top is that Rockstar North developed and published shit on N64 and Rockstar San Diego (Angel Studios) did the same back in the day.
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:12:22 AM No.11779290
>>11779275 (OP)
this was the era when nintendo became really too kiddy and not marketed towards angsty teens. Ps2 and xbox were always considered the "mature" consoles
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:17:33 AM No.11779298
>>11779283
nintendo didnt want their brand identity to be GTA
PS2 today is known for GTA, racing games, and sports games, and not the actual good first/second party stuff from japan studio & namco etc
whether that was a good decision on nintendo's part, i dont know. they had plenty of solid first party stuff to carry them, unlike sega who had a lot of experimental games, [PS exclusive] at home, ps1 ports, and sonic, but gamecube was still objectively a failure and was what caused nintendo to pivot into gimmicks
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:21:47 AM No.11779306
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>>11779275 (OP)
Are you not entertained?
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:24:32 AM No.11779315
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>>11779275 (OP)
>>11779283
>>11779290
>>11779290
>>11779298
Would you honestly want to play gta with that piece of shit controller?
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:26:58 AM No.11779324
>>11779315
people are porting gta3 and vice city to the dreamcast, a console whose controller doesnt even HAVE a second stick, much less a shitty weird stiff one that feels horrible to use
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:27:02 AM No.11779326
>>11779298
>nintendo didnt want their brand identity to be GTA
If that's true then their retardation was almost radioactive, I mean... you (Iwata-san, Nintendo suitfags) gotta be a complete retard. But I think it make sense, I mean, Wii had Bully and Tabletop Tennis but missed Midnight Club. What you are saying make some sense to me but Iwata-san wasn't a retard at all, perhaps they had a vision that was no compatible with 'adult' games like Yakuza or Gran Theft Auto, not because they were the mature type of games but because they mention drug use and prostitution.

I find it interesting, but even with that, as an xboxhead I would like to have GTA game on GameCube, I mean, it could be interesting how Rockstar North/San Diego could have used that shitty fischer price controller, it had unique stuff like its triggers and its button layout.

Hey man I do apologize if I'm overextending this or if I'm too autistic, I think this thread could lead a good discussion.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:28:32 AM No.11779327
>>11779275 (OP)
It would have been better than on PS2.

>>11779290
It was a different time. Back then GTA was very considered very controversial and graphic. Nintendo always wanted to be seen as family friendly. Really, if anything, it shows how far society and standards have fallen.
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:29:33 AM No.11779329
>>11779315
Fuck off retard
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:31:30 AM No.11779331
>>11779315
>Would you honestly want to play gta with that piece of shit controller?
Fuck yes, that shitty controller has no sensitive buttons like Xbox & PS2 but its triggers are really good and unique with that digital click at the end of the analog travel, I can imagine that you could use analog R for gas and use the click to shot, both while driving... same on foot, aim with the analog travel and shot with the digital end... control the sprint with the L and use the digital click to center the camera.

I would liked to play GTA with that weird looking ass controller, I won't like man
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:00:06 AM No.11779407
>>11779329
Bing bing fuck you faggot lol
>>11779324
>people are porting ps2 era gtas to systems with 4 face buttons and no right stick
Yes anon, Vice city stories and liberty city stories did that with the fucking psp, it wasn't an optimum way to play 6th gen GTA. The dreamcast version will be the same lower Quality Of Life experience.
>>11779327
>It would have been better than on PS2
Cool cope for the defining game series of the generation that didn't touch a fucking nintendo machine until the switch
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:01:44 AM No.11779417
>>11779407
>Yes anon, Vice city stories and liberty city stories did that with the fucking psp, it wasn't an optimum way to play 6th gen GTA. The dreamcast version will be the same lower Quality Of Life experience.
my point was that there are way worse ways to play gta than the GCN controller. i forgot about the psp tho
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:05:58 AM No.11779431
What an incredibly retarded thread
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:10:22 AM No.11779443
>>11779431
excuse me, i am only mildly retarded
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:13:36 AM No.11779458
>>11779275 (OP)
electrocute yourself and your creator, subjectbot
that being said i wonder if they would've done somethin like gta with conker if rare didn't get bought out, who wants to shoot hookers when you can piss on them?
>>11779327
no, it just shows people stopped pretending
centuries prior they didn't have to pretend
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:34:09 AM No.11779509
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>>11779327
retard
>Really, if anything, [Nintendo letting M-rated games on their consoles] shows how far society and standards have fallen.
this reads like something a reddit wrote. kill yourself
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:34:41 AM No.11779512
>>11779275 (OP)
No market for Grand Theft Auto on the GAMECUBE!
There's a reason they had to port M-rated exclusives like RE4 to PS2.
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:37:42 AM No.11779518
>>11779509
Reminds me of the outrage of certain soccer moms and shit like that when Madworld released for the Wii, spouting shit about how games like that tarnish the Wii clean image, only to be told off by Nintendo about how "games are for everyone, adults included" or something like that.
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:40:56 AM No.11779525
>>11779512
This is true also nintendo forgot how to make a decent conroller for like 10 years
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:43:48 AM No.11779528
>>11779518
Which was crib notes from sega's presentation before congress in the mid nineties when into was saying the same Karen shit about sega. I'm glad that the current stuff is kid facing, it's alot easier to get my kids to play older Nintendo games on the switch even though I have most of the NSO that I like to play in cartridges.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:47:14 AM No.11779539
>>11779509
Reddit is pro-degeneracy and anti-vidya. If anything what I wrote is anti-Reddit and anti-13yo early 00's edgelordism
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:48:15 AM No.11779542
>>11779539
>anti-vidya
I meant pro-vidya, of course.
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:54:39 AM No.11779552
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>>11779539
What you wrote is pure retardism, like this garbage thread. I think you should die.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 5:59:30 AM No.11779562
>>11779275 (OP)
>>11779290
The Gamecube was for kids with two married parents that loved them. Not that you would know anything about that, Sonygger
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 6:21:08 AM No.11779619
>>11779298
And the Gamecube is remembered as a Melee machine. Didn't work out too well for them.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 6:36:08 AM No.11779653
>>11779539
>pro-degeneracy and anti-vidya
vidya is degeneracy, you can't be pro degeneracy and anti vidya, is like be pro vegan and anti veggies
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 6:47:03 AM No.11779672
>>11779275 (OP)
So? I had a PS2, Gamecube and an Xbox and PC is still my preferred platform of choice to play the game on.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 6:52:28 AM No.11779687
>>11779562
This
>>11779290
>being a tryhard edgelord is "mature"
If you were actually mature you wouldn't care if retards thought things were "kiddy" or not
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 8:13:32 AM No.11779819
>>11779653
Very true fren.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 8:18:26 AM No.11779825
>>11779315
Are you retarded?
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 9:31:57 AM No.11779904
>>11779283
The reason is Body Harvest.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 9:51:22 AM No.11779920
>>11779687
reminder that M starts at 17 aka prime edgelord age
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 9:51:53 AM No.11779921
>>11779275 (OP)
why would R* lower the value of their GTA IP by putting it on the Shitcube?
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 2:49:02 PM No.11780217
>>11779458
>who wants to shoot hookers when you can piss on them?
What the fuck...
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 2:50:28 PM No.11780219
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 3:19:26 PM No.11780249
>>11779825
Are you sad that the GC controller is trash?
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 3:21:19 PM No.11780253
>>11779327
>society has fallen because tendies can play games for adults
That might actually be true but you sound like a faggot
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 3:25:32 PM No.11780257
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>>11779283
Maybe they could fit 3 on one of these by cutting half the radios and VC by cutting all the radios but there's no way in hell SA could fit on 1 disc. Absolutely no one would be willing to play through a GTA game with disc swaps it just would never happen. Like most issues with the Gamecube the issue was with the stupid fucking minidisc
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:40:20 PM No.11780346
>>11780257
I think they're like 1.7 gigs and VC was 1.6, it would fit but SA would be wildly too large
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 7:37:37 PM No.11780804
>>11779509
>>11779539
>>11779542
none of you know what redditor means
Get a new bogeyman
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 8:02:11 PM No.11780881
The “Nintendo doesn’t want adult games on their platform!” Was always a bullshit excuse. Rockstar just didn’t consider it a viable system because of the perception Nintendo skewed kiddy, Nintendo themselves would have no issue letting them publish it. They weren’t going to port to XBox either until it turned out it was selling decently and had an adult fan base.
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 9:03:44 PM No.11780998
>>11780881
>The “Nintendo doesn’t want adult games on their platform!” Was always a bullshit excuse.
>perception Nintendo skewed kiddy
What did he mean by this
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 9:08:11 PM No.11781007
>>11780998
not him but are you fucking dumb with no reading comprehension?
Nintendo didn't force kiddy shit by the Gamecube era, but people thought they did still
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Anonymous
6/4/2025, 9:19:08 PM No.11781037
>>11781007
Nintendo was perceived that way because that's what they did, for so long at least. There were plenty of mature games with less marketability on the Gamecube so I think it only proves it would have been profitable. I don't know why Rockstar didn't publish it but Nintendo saying no is not out of the picture.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 11:35:38 PM No.11781310
>>11781007
>>11780881
>not him but
You're a dipshit and the gamecube controller is terrible
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Anonymous
6/5/2025, 5:35:55 AM No.11781967
>>11779290
some of the biggest horror titles were available on GCN. a few, like RE4, were GCN exclusives (st launch, anyway).
it's because R* were primarily a European studio back then and literally nobody in PAL had a GameCube. the GCN in fact didn't even launch in PAL regions until 2002.
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 5:37:16 AM No.11781970
>>11779407
Chinatown Wars was on DS, Advance was obviously on GBA.
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Anonymous
6/5/2025, 8:56:43 PM No.11783162
>>11780346
>VC was 1.6
I always forget how small it really is, regardless these disks hold somewhere around 1.4-1.5 GB so some minor shit would need to go, probably the chat radios or something and tha would be enough of a compromise. 3 should fit natively but SA would need 2 disc's at a minimum and probably 4 without cutting anything.
I'm sure they considered doing it at one point but probably got sucked into making the xbox trilogy instead, which was honestly the right move.
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Anonymous
6/6/2025, 5:40:32 AM No.11784126
>>11779275 (OP)
The Gamecube has the same problems as the N64. Great first party games but the third party library was weak. Probably because they used MiniDVD's which hold far less space than DVDs and they marketed the system for kids again, even though it failed with the N64 which got it's ass kicked by the PS1.

Nintendo really lucked out with the Wii because that was two generations in a row of getting destroyed by Sony.
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Anonymous
6/6/2025, 7:09:47 AM No.11784241
>>11784126
I don't think it's a weak library of 3rd party games, it's just the weakest of big three between xbox/ps2/GC.
>>11779417
The existence of a worse way doesn't make the GC controller good.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:48:44 AM No.11786074
>>11784126
the Wii was basically just a GameCube with motion controls. kinda like how the Switch was a hefty rework of the Wii U.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:53:21 AM No.11786082
>>11781970
What point are you trying to make?
Chinatown wars wasn't even a ds exclusive.
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Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:13:14 AM No.11786109
>>11786082
that GTA games were available on Nintendo systems
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:17:29 AM No.11786116
>>11779329
That controller has always been shit. Nintendo hasn't made a decent controller since 1988.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:20:28 AM No.11786121
>>11779562
The only person I knew who had one was the child of a divorced mother. She was a nice lady but she also smoked pot with the neighbor's son.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:21:55 AM No.11786124
>>11779920
Prime edgelord age is 12-15, if you haven't touched a vagina by 17, you're ngmi.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 2:19:05 PM No.11786642
>>11783162
How would that even work? Put in a new disc for every island? In a game that has no loading screens?
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Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:22:38 PM No.11786785
>>11786642
That's how I imagine you would have to do it, essentially split the map up into 4 sections and for the missions that require you to travel long distances I do not have a good idea to how they would work around that in this hypothetical.
It would be a mess for sure but also would be real interesting how SA would visually look on the cube, since the Xbox version looks different to any other version
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 5:43:31 AM No.11787891
>>11779315
Yes. Accelerating with the R button would certainly be better than holding X with the force of a thousand suns. The game would also run better than on PS2, as with Simpsons Hit & Run and other Renderware games. I haven't played VC, but 3 doesn't use the right stick for proper camera controls, so that wouldn't be a problem either.
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Anonymous
6/8/2025, 6:05:48 AM No.11787906
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>>11780998
What I meant is that it was only a perception. Nintendo was fine with M rated games and even published some themselves
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 6:17:46 AM No.11787921
>>11781310
Filtered.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 6:07:49 PM No.11788996
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>>11779298
>nintendo didnt want their brand identity to be GTA
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 6:13:45 PM No.11789010
>>11787891
> I haven't played the game
> here is my opinion
Kill yourself tranny faggot
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Anonymous
6/8/2025, 7:14:10 PM No.11789134
>>11789010
>>here are facts
FTFY, the game would be better on the 'cube.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 7:43:18 PM No.11789206
>>11789010
Okay, fuck...you!!!!
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:38:08 AM No.11790434
Same reason it wasn't on the Dreamcast as originally planned with GTA3. DVD storage can hold a lot more data than GameCube's mini-DVDs and Dreamcast's GDIs.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 7:17:27 PM No.11792926
bump
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:11:42 PM No.11793091
>>11779275 (OP)
This picture is fake.

There was never a GTA for Gamecube.