Is Joanna Dark cute?

>>11798170 (OP)
BTW they changed her model in the JP version

>>11798170 (OP)
Yeah, man. She looks like that one singer. Lesbo tho.

>>11798170 (OP)
i never felt any attraction to her despite ogling any low poly girls including in goldeneye. they consciously wet anti-lara with their lead. sad result. 12 polys for a ponytail could have saved the game's story.

>>11798170 (OP)
The concept art version of her absolutely is. Shame her in-game model doesn't remotely look like her, and her voice actress is pretty terrible, but it's a soulful kind of terrible, you know.

>>11798170 (OP)
>>11799236
>that haircut
More like Joanna Dyke, amirite?

>>11799501
i don't think its lesbianish i think it's more of 60s-spy influence which imo is never a good thing. nobody likes NOLF

>>11799508
What's wrong with NOLF? I like NOLF.

>>11798170 (OP)
>Is Joanna Dark cute?
She's alright. I like how spunky she gets, especially after murdering this alien leader.
>>Yesss..!

>>11799556
60s

>>11798170 (OP)
PD Zero concept art is way cuter. The final game was such a downgrade. it's weird that I've never heard anyone acknowledge these renders had nipples. 12 year old me certainly noticed, I gooned entire civilizations to these rendered nips.

Which design do most Perfect Dark fans think is quintessential Joanna Dark, short and brunette hair or medium and red hair?

Just discovered this zoomer girl on youtube who is completely obsessed with Perfect Dark and and has her hair all done up like Joanna, weird

>>11798170 (OP)
For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtHc9B62MRw

>>11799508
Nah, many celebs legit came out as dykes in the late 90s, high chances Dark was intended to be one like young Ellen Degeneres.

>>11799601
And you're not gonna provide sauce?

>>11799641
Not him but you don't want it, trust me. The chick is sad and retarded.

>>11798170 (OP)
Nah, too dikey.

>>11799586
Sorry guy but that is just a trick of the light and reflection, you were fapping to nothing.

>>11798170 (OP)
maybe a neck would have helped

>>11799706
ju know?
>>11798170 (OP)

>>11799647
That's my type, link it.

>>11799820
https://www.youtube.com/@foslerfer
I warned you, prepare for autism (also some simp is already pumping her puss so don't get your hopes up)

Rare was once planing on making a Velvet Dark spin-off game from Perfect Dark.

>>11799826
Nice

>>11799842
looks just as bad. they really needed a woman or gay man on staff to fix the shoes at least

>>11799846

Velvet Dark was basically a head-swap for Joanna Dark. As Velvet Dark was designed to be player two in co-op. She could also be enabled as an NPC in single player mode and is a skin for multiplayer.

>>11799674
These are the nippliest nips this side of bongland. I am NOT crazy.

>>11799586
>>11799674
Gonna coom!

>>11799569
60s are fine. It's 80s throwbacks that are unbearable. And you have no taste if you don't like NOLF.

>You can't make accusations like that without evidence, I asshooome you have some?

Her in game model looks like such a realistic English girl I swear some of the devs must have used their mum or sister as a model.

tl;dr she's ugly

no

>>11799962
The voice staff also sounds like Rare asked their family members to help them.

Perfect Dark is the most British game ever made.

Get herrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>11798215
Looks autistic

>>11799912
>He calls for security if you neglected to grab the evidence first on higher difficulties.

>>11799987
I love Eveline's voice.

this is the look they were hoping to achieve with Joanna Dark, 90s Halle Berry with short hair.

>>11800075

>>11800075
They probably just gave her short hair because it was easier to model

>>11800137
in that case six polys for an unmoving bun... there looks like a girl now

>>11800176
>looks like a girl now
More like a pineapple if you ask me.

>>11800075
Close, but not correct. She's literally 100% based on Winona Ryder.

>>11800204
I'd Ride-her if you catch my drift. Not so much Joanna Dark.

>>11800204
Or, was it more Annie Lennox with brown hair?

>>11799236
https://youtu.be/7CxpdspOV5I?si=0c3rjyoZRDmY1OfV
Her voice actress was just one of the devs responsible for the music that "had a go" at doing voices. They weren't going to hire professional voice actors for a cartridge game.
She's not a dyke and the dads of kids that go to school with her kids recognize her voice. And I feel very old typing that.
>>11800075
Should've given her the Sean Young

2002 Bond film but still

>>11798170 (OP)
i wish the fucking pc port had implemented model changes so we could get >>11799236 >pic

>>11800204
Yeah that's it
Someone at Rare probably had that exact photo you posted at their desk to use as a reference for the in-game model
Alien Ressurrection had just been released and she had that dark look
Even the face of the in-game character could be traced over a photo of her
Meanwhile the CG promotional model is a mix of Ghost in the Shell and Tomb Raider protagonists, it's almost a different character.

>>11799508
>nobody likes NOLF
you can't make accusations like that without evidence, I ASSHOOME that you have some

>>11800568
It's open source so realistically it could be done by anyone at any time if they have the time and skill.
I added a feature that I wanted to one of the ports and made a PR that got merged into the main branch.

SM64 has had people rework the graphics and models, I can only imagine this happens in time with PD too as the code gets better documented and people familiarize with it.

I'm having trouble visualizing the SGI models in motion in-game.
Maybe cool with the right environment textures and lighting.

>>11799674
>>11799586
Looks like Balak's slut
Did a french man designed this version of JD?

>>11800908
it isnt hard if you have in mind that it is a "what if PD got a PC port with better assets in 2000 and a editor" mindset for those work.
plus those models were pretty much Deus Ex and quality

>>11800001
That's Conker's Bad Fur Day.

>>11800075

>>11801029
>wasting a nikkers puke on 90's peak halle berry
how much a underage you are anon?

I Love PD

>>11801947
Perfect Dark paintball edition?

>>11801952
>Perfect Dark paintball edition?

Yup, there is an option to enable paintball mode in the settings. Goldeneye has a paintball mode as well.

>>11798170 (OP)
she's ugly on the western boxart and the n64 versions of PD. she's cute in literally every other thing except the demake they're doing

>>11798170 (OP)
>Rare
we kind of just forgot she had an English accent in the 1st game

how the hell did they fuck up the 2nd game as badly as they did its like it was made by some 5th rate developers or something. did everyone who worked at Rare when the OG PD was made all quit or what it never made sense how PD zero was as bad as it was.

>>11802029
I guess they did, the Timesplitters series was made by ex Rare employees that worked on Goldeneye and Perfect Dark.

>>11802029
>did everyone who worked at Rare when the OG PD was made all quit
Yes even before it was made

>>11799962
>>11800058
>>11800242
She's the bird that did some of the music for the DKC series, no?

>>11801953
Why is that taking place in DKR?

>>11801951
>>11801953
wait, so the multiplayer works on the PC port and there's people playing it?

>>11799826
>Zero
Pass.

>>11801993
I love redheads.

>>11799674
they're nips lol

>>11802029
I tried playing the 2nd one recently since it's on gamepass and I avoided it on release since it looked awful, I have no idea why the game plays the way it does, I couldn't even get past the first 5 mins, it's like you look vertically and horizontally at different speeds, basically unplayable

>>11802408
Yes, but you have to know how to Port Forward. I think you can have up to eight people playing? Some of the features are still bugged, for example, If you add bots it'll glitch the gameplay and your shots won't register(for online play, single player is fine). That and I think the rockets are still glitched too. Their physics are off. But the rest of the gameplay is solid and is a 1:1 match.

>>11802658
>it's like you look vertically and horizontally at different speeds, basically unplayable
that's literally every console fps in the last 10 years

>>11799597
Depends on who "most" PD fans are.
People who played the OG will most likely prefer OG Joanna, while Xbox kiddies will most likely prefer Zero appeal Joanna.
Objectively, it's OG Joanna because she came first.

Changing the hair isn't going to help because her face is ugly. I mean come on she doesn't have ears. Pixie cut girls are plenty cute if they have good proportions.

>>11799826
I would fuck her for hours on end, she’d hate me because she won’t have any more time to play Zero

>>11807154

She changes her looks a lot too, but none of it is played up for sex appeal in any way.
She wears earrings when not dressed for a combat mission, and when thinking she was receiving some award or something she wears the eyeshadow and lipstick and earrings seen in the OP.

Either have her look cute and be fashionable or don't, Rare...

>>11807154
Who could resist

>>11807293
Silent film actress face

>>11799597
XBLA obviously
N64 Joanna is just ugly

>>11807154
please. you'd cum the moment she popped her tits out followed by an hour-long refractory period, rinse repeat

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>>11800204
i wouldve guessed '99 era Alyssa Milano [short hair ver.]

>>11807678
I’d do far worse

>>11807678
>>11807771
I'd paint her face daily

>>11808110
She’d cut herself and drip blood onto me, maybe I’d suck it from her wounds, or even find the urge to finger them,

>>11798170 (OP)
No, her N64 face reminds me of Chris Chan

>>11808141
Yeah man I just think she's cute

>>11800045
Why? She doesn’t look anime-ified

>>11801947
how did u get that goldeneye level in PD?