Thread 11806436 - /vr/ [Archived: 1109 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:47:22 PM No.11806436
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Is Ocarina of time the darkest Zelda?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:49:21 PM No.11806438
>LE CHILDHOOD MOVIES/GAMES THAT WERE DARKER THAN YOU REMEMBER!!
>BY MILLENNIAL JOURNALISTON
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:56:46 PM No.11806443
>>11806438
Meds
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:38:11 PM No.11806535
Majora's Mask is the only dark Zelda game. All the others don't intentionally try and be dark.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:40:44 PM No.11806540
Wind Waker has the darkest Zelda
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:46:35 PM No.11806548
>>11806438
>play my goyslop from 2023
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:41:54 PM No.11806605
>>11806540
Literally this. Turns out Zelda can tan!
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:43:27 PM No.11806607
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>>11806540
>Wind Waker has the darkest Zelda
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:50:32 PM No.11806621
>>11806535
But that's exactly what TP does though.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:52:40 PM No.11806625
>>11806436 (OP)
>Happy medieval kingdom that everybody loves hides a history of war and conquest
No. If anything, it's fairly cliche and predictable.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:52:44 PM No.11806626
>>11806436 (OP)
omg so dark so horrifying everything dark omg cursed and dark
omg this is as scary as that nursery rhyme or cartoon from the 1960s
so terrifying just like an empty office room! omg backrooms so terrifying! imagine an empty room! liminal spaces I heard thats scary im scared

why do zoomers approach everything with feigned cowardice? or is it real cowardice? is it cool to be a pussy now?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:58:48 PM No.11806630
>>11806438
irony poisoned
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:47:25 PM No.11806661
>>11806438
Anon just developed basic word association skills. You're doing great, buddy.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:40:26 PM No.11807150
>>11806621
yeah, it tried lmao

>>11806438
>>11806626
why are you so easy to bait?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:57:12 PM No.11807173
>>11806436 (OP)
Nothing against shaders in general but chromatic aberration looks like ass and I've never seen it on a real CRT
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:43:32 AM No.11807849
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>>11806438
Flippy Bippy
K, B, C
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:40 AM No.11807852
>>11806535
more like Link's Awakening, the game that started the Twin Peaks trend
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:05 AM No.11807858
>>11806436 (OP)
I like the gloomy side of OoT, MM and Twilight Princess. Skyward Sword lacked it almost completely, which was a shame.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:50:27 AM No.11807861
>>11806436 (OP)
It’s not even the darkest Zelda on the system! Ocarina fans are so exhausting!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:18 AM No.11807897
the darkest Zelda is Link's Crossbow Training after you accidentally fling your controller into the TV screen. So this thread really shouldn't be on this board to begin with
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:32:00 PM No.11809204
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>>11806436 (OP)
>say there's a history of blood and hatred
>don't really show or do anything interesting
Nintendo didn't even try. What's this silly jingle bells shit ferry ride supposed to be about? Are the fans representing how much hot air they're blowing up their own asses?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:41:34 PM No.11809227
>>11809204
so you missed all the torture racks and crucifixion setups? the dried blood everywhere?
dumbass.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:43:46 PM No.11809235
>>11806535
OoT has torture chambers sponsored by the Royal Family, hidden deep under a small rural town. It's a step above all the other Zeldas, but a step below Majora's absolutely depressing themes.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:55:04 PM No.11809271
>>11809235
So what? That's nothing new for medieval times. I mean, ALttP's backstory was about everybody in Hyrule slaughtering each other hoping to find the Triforce until Ganondorf found it by accident and murdered all his own men so he could keep it for himself. Much better origin for Ganon than just him tricking a dumb kid into opening the door for him.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:10:24 PM No.11811081
>>11806607
Heh. I get it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-BOcY6GwWQ
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:11:43 PM No.11811083
>>11806436 (OP)
You can fix this by adjusting the brightness on your TV.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:12:43 PM No.11811086
>>11807849
There has been only ONE Dark Nintendo game.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:33:35 AM No.11811656
>>11809271
Please, anon. He seizes control of the nation starting at the throne room and he fucks the Kokiri, the Goron and the Zora people up so bad they literally have no response. Not a single force in the land can stand up to him and his gang of women. The only way Hyrule comes out on top in the end is by Link taking hold of the Master Sword and becoming a man.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:41:33 AM No.11811670
>>11806438
fpbp
tendies would deny this
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:45:32 AM No.11811676
>>11811656
A single kid thwarted all his plans though. Then he has to slumber 10 years for no reason.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:16:56 AM No.11812037
>>11811656
I'm not impressed, given the fact that he only had one Triforce piece in OoT and not the whole thing.