Thread 11807994 - /vr/ [Archived: 941 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:12:54 AM No.11807994
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How come they don't advertise games like this anymore.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:14:36 AM No.11807995
Obsoleted by internet pornography.
Replies: >>11808048 >>11813664
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:18:58 AM No.11808004
>>11807994 (OP)
She's pretty hot ngl
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:20:20 AM No.11808008
we progressed as a society
Replies: >>11808014
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:22:48 AM No.11808014
>>11808008
This. Our female models now have a penis.
Replies: >>11808283
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:41:51 AM No.11808048
>>11807995
>Is that a woman!? POOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!
You retards are rotted
Replies: >>11808103
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:46:49 AM No.11808054
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this one would likely cause some outrage online if it was released these days
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:55:37 AM No.11808065
I guess because people don't buy magazines anymore. The internet destroyed all kinds of things. Where would they post these ads if not in a magazine?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:04:37 AM No.11808078
is this gane any good?
the is also a ps2 sequel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:17:48 AM No.11808103
>>11808048
>what are pinups
sex appeal is not porn
Replies: >>11808108
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:19:38 AM No.11808108
>>11808103
And you're not literate.
Replies: >>11808150
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:35:07 AM No.11808121
>>11807994 (OP)
Americans became more obese and fat women began joining the gaming industry. There's nothing they hate more than pretty thin women.
Replies: >>11808125 >>11811065
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:38:37 AM No.11808125
>>11808121
Should have gatekept harder. Few have done that better than the hip hop community, which those types have constantly been trying to pry themselves into to get rid of the scantily-clad twerking and blatant women-as-sex-objects etc which goes on to this day.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:41:34 AM No.11808128
I could give you the answer, but I'd get banned for being problematic
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:03:41 AM No.11808150
>>11808108
pinup ads are not porn, you're an idiot
Replies: >>11808157 >>11808280
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:09:40 AM No.11808157
>>11808150
I wasn't the one saying they were. Follow the actual conversation before taking part in it. You illiterate.
Replies: >>11808198
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:14:32 AM No.11808167
This is not a thread about old video games. This is a thread about modern politics
Replies: >>11808176 >>11808181
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:29:08 AM No.11808176
>>11808167
It's a thread about old video game advertisements. You're just retarded, and likely a failed janny.
Replies: >>11808184 >>11809141
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:36:02 AM No.11808181
>>11808167
The context of when things are made is important.
Replies: >>11809141
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:36:35 AM No.11808184
>>11808176
>It's a thread about old video game advertisements
No it isn't.
Replies: >>11808204
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:42:04 AM No.11808198
>>11808157
You need a qrd? i gotchu; OP was asking why advertisers don't use pinups for retro vidya any more. One guy said it was due to internet pornography, someone else replied that photos of women aren't porn, I said that pinups use sex appeal but aren't pornography, and you brought up literacy because you know what the conversation was about after I just explained it to you. I sure hope you grade my conversational summary well, if I don't keep a good GPA I'll have to move in with you, and nobody wants that.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:45:26 AM No.11808204
>>11808184
>How come they don't advertise games like this anymore.
>advertise games
>anymore
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:51:49 AM No.11808210
>>11808204
>How come
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:31:15 AM No.11808262
>>11808210
>informal language
literally unplayable
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:34:41 AM No.11808265
cause no one reads print magazines anymore
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:40:21 AM No.11808273
Advertising in the current year is not made to be appealing or aspirational in any way. Have you seen start-ups advertise? They run through features as if it's a checklist (presented by some nobody in front of a pop mic), it's not much better with bigger companies. Also, no way you can feature a white woman front and centre.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:45:29 AM No.11808279
>>11807994 (OP)
Because mainstream can't compete with adult games anymore. They've given up because they are skill free
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:48:55 AM No.11808280
>>11808150
I work in marketing and anything in the slightest offensive is forbidden by the mainstream corpos. The irony is that the most disgusting and ugly beerbellies are allowed. Had to shop a soccer campaign where i had to remove the most tame and uninteresting cleavage but the second image with a really disgusting offensive looking beerbelly was perfectly fine.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:49:30 AM No.11808281
They do
It's cheap Korean made phone/browser games with extremely generic girls advertising the even more generic looking game that you don't even know because you use ad block
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:50:37 AM No.11808283
>>11808014
Finally
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:50:54 AM No.11808284
>>11807994 (OP)
Thank God for ai pron
Replies: >>11808293
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:58:39 AM No.11808293
>>11808284
Truly the most non-erotic form of pornography readily available by jeets.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:10:28 AM No.11808314
>>11808280
Sounds like prime time for indie marketing
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:20:46 PM No.11808941
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>>11807994 (OP)
Remember that cute tomboy mechanic from WingCommander 3?
She was a porn actress

Why don't more games have porn actresses?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:26:40 PM No.11808953
How come Drakan hasn't seen any re-release yet is the more important question!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:29:44 PM No.11808960
>>11808198
An adequate summary.
>One guy said it was due to internet pornography
That guy is incorrect.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:28 PM No.11809017
Because video game magazines no longer exist.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:31:42 PM No.11809070
>>11807994 (OP)
no magazines any longer
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:48:25 PM No.11809116
>>11807994 (OP)
I love both Drakan 1 & 2, why did this series had to die?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:55:48 PM No.11809137
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>>11807994 (OP)
>How come they don't advertise games like this anymore.
Is coffee good for you?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:57:13 PM No.11809141
>>11808176
>>11808181
"This is a thread about modern politics"
"N-n-n-ooooo it's not!"
You are the one who's retarded. It's both.

see
>>11809137
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:07:52 PM No.11809156
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>>11807994 (OP)
woah i remember her from PC accelerator. what a fucking based magazine. no nude stuff though just game reviews and hot girls dressed up in sexy outfits. what more could you ask for?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:09:37 PM No.11809159
>>11809156
>what more could you ask for?
Nude stuff
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How come they don't make ads like these anymore?
6/18/2025, 9:10:38 PM No.11809162
Rayman pissing ad
Rayman pissing ad
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Am i right fellas?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:10:58 PM No.11809163
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>>11809159
women are sexier with clothes on
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:15:53 PM No.11809174
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>>11809159
have you tried valkyrie wilde? no full release but the demo was leaked
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:15:40 PM No.11809392
>>11809162
Where is the edit with his junk like thrown into the urinal?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:59:51 PM No.11809493
>>11807994 (OP)
because its not worth the backlash from feminists and troons
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:46:16 AM No.11809609
>>11807994 (OP)
No such thing as magazines
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:11:57 AM No.11809661
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Obligatory
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:42:29 AM No.11810283
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>>11808054
i'm pretty sure this was the poster in that issue too.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:14:46 AM No.11810313
>>11807994 (OP)
Because they don't care about sales anymore.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:48:09 AM No.11810340
>>11809137
>>11809141
Black men are good though
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:49:10 AM No.11810342
>>11809661
She would have a tattoo like that
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:52:51 AM No.11810348
Is the game actually good though
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:46:43 AM No.11810395
>>11807994 (OP)
because they are marketing to women and non humans now.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:05:44 PM No.11811065
>>11808121
At least soccer moms and religious people had their religion ot excuse their hate for videogames and were honest about it, wokies just can't accept they are jealous of
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:21:35 PM No.11811228
>>11809661
I would lick lammys belly
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:27:08 AM No.11812223
>>11807994 (OP)
because a bunch of random women decided they want to turn into men and call straight men gay instead
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:35:16 AM No.11812234
>>11807994 (OP)
Insecure women and transwomen
Replies: >>11812420
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:03:24 AM No.11812285
>>11807994 (OP)
Gaming Magazines have been dead for decades now.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:21:48 AM No.11812315
>>11807994 (OP)
Nobody buys magazines anymore.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:57:12 AM No.11812420
>>11812234
Insecure people generally are a blight upon modern society.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:19:12 AM No.11812462
>>11807994 (OP)
Nothing about that makes me want to buy a game.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:16:27 PM No.11812835
>>11809174
This would've been fun to read during high school lunch in 2000
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:07:49 PM No.11812979
The game companies donโ€™t pay attractive models enough. Thatโ€™s probably the answer.
Replies: >>11813082
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:17:16 PM No.11813082
>>11812979
That's for talent agencies.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:24:37 PM No.11813092
>>11807994 (OP)
Because these ads did more to sell magazines than games, no one buys magazines anymore.
Seriously this ad tells you nothing or makes you want to buy draken. Hell for me it just makes me think of tomb raider, because it was one of the times this kind of advert actually worked.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:57:08 PM No.11813664
>>11807995
Right, but that's completely debunked by the fact that they replaced it all with fag shit. If that was actually the argument, then they would have completely removed all sexuality, not exchanged it for an alternative one.