>Rampage

Why does Ralph have an exclamation mark? And don't tell me it's so that each name is six characters long.

Because it's not
>George
>Lizzie
>Ralph!
but
>George, Lizzie, Ralph!

>>11814004
Pure cope. There are no commas.

This is a dumb fucking thread.

>>11814010
Did I knock off your even dumber thread from the catalogue?

Riddle me this, then, Rampage had a NES, GBC and N64 game but no SNES game. Why?

>>11814019
President Yuki Mahongasakiwaki San notoriously hated Rampage because the Hojira expys was a lizard and not an 80s T-Rex with dragon spikes and cat ears

>>11814006
There are commas. They are black, just like the columns between each portray.

>>11813997 (OP)
The answer, as I have stated before, to every question ever asked on this board is
PURE
GEN X
'TUDE

>>11813997 (OP)
It's so that each name is six characters long.

>>11814019
NES Rampage was an arcade port, late 90s saw a lot of arcade reboots.

What's the best version of Rampage?
Arcade? NES? Lynx?

I learned that Brian Colin stated that Lizzie was never ever based on Godzilla. She was based on Ymir from 20 Million Miles to Earth. In Universal Tour, Lizzie was held captive in Tokyo, which is pretty much a Godzilla reference.

>>11814243
Arcade and Master System

>>11813997 (OP)
It's so all of the names are the same number of characters.

Too bad the movie was too chicken to show a woman mutate into a kaiju.

>>11814104
based

Best to worst
>Universal Tour
Like World Tour but more
>World Tour
The perfect arcade update, World Tour does everything the original did but better
>Total Destruction
It be higher up if the controls weren’t so clunky. BTW while the Wii version may look like the best one, the waggle controls really suck and I don’t think you can plug in a classic controller to play normally although I could be wrong
>the original
I mean it’s still a really fun game it’s just that it’s sequels just do what it does but better. Fun fact: despite what a ton of old sites on the Internet say, there’s actually no statistical difference between the monsters. They all control the same. The only difference is which human you can hold in your hand.
>Puzzle Attack
It alright. If you never played it then you might be surprised to learn it’s not a Puyo or Tetris ripoff but that it’s actually a clone of a game called “Drop Mania” which was only ever sold by Finnish ice cream vans in the summer of 1999, yes really.
>Through Time
Dogshit. It would be an amazing update to Universal Tour if it wasn’t for three things: 1) it was Playstation only and not compatible with the multitap so you’re limited to two player, 2) despite that there has to be THREE monsters in every fucking stage even if you’re playing with a friend, you still have to deal with an AI monster and said AI is stuck on “huge, dumb asshole” and actively sabotages you at every turn, and 3) the reason there has to be three monsters is that every fourth stage is some shitty mutiplayer minigame that you HAVE to win otherwise it’s a game over. Don’t bother.
Also I’ve never played the arcade game they made for the movie but it’s not retro anyway so whatever.

>>11814328
Lizards aren't evolved from chickens are they? Or do you mean they replaced a lizard with a chicken? Didn't watch btw.

>>11813997 (OP)
So that they can all have 6 character long names.

>>11814328
I would have preferred to see the kaiju transform into a naked woman and run away in shame. In any case, the movie was clearly made to capitalize on the success of Legendary's Godzilla, so it's barely a Rampage movie.
>>11814352
>Universal Tour on top
Nice. I love that one.
It's a shame that Through Time was such a disaster. The premise sounded fun.

>>11814019
Because there was no Rampage sequel for over a decade.

>>11814352
Hahaha no.
What you haven’t done is play the Atari Lynx version of the original. It is the best.
Even better on multiplayer.
Few know this because the Lynx is so rarely played.
>>11814269
>>11814243
Lynx.

Why no arcade version of Universal Tour? Arcade WT looks so good. I only played it on 64 as a kid so this blew my mind.

You'd think they'd have squeezed out a compilation around the time of the movie, wouldn't you?

>>11815713
Not gonna lie, I'm a bit upset that the monsters in the movie aren't transformed people.

>>11815713
You can play all the games in your computer right now for free.

>>11815736
Yeah, but you'd still think at least one of those coked-up business executives (whoops, that was redundant, all business executives are coked-up) would have seen an opportunity to squeeze a quick buck out of people, right? And, not gonna lie, it would be neat to have them on Switch.

>>11815738
Oh wait I just noticed that >>11815721 also said "not gonna lie", that's embarrassing. It's like when two people show up at a costume party in the same costume.

>>11813997 (OP)
It's so that each character is six names long.

>>11813997 (OP)
Pattern recognition isn't your forte is it?

>>11815814
No.
So what's the pattern?

>>11813997 (OP)
>King Kong
>Godzilla
>umm...a giant werewolf I guess
should have been a giant robot or something

>>11815847
If I'm not mistaken, the game was originally proposed as a licensed Universal Monsters game. that would explain why Raph is a werewolf.

>>11815847
Giant robots are heroic, they would defend the cities from monsters.

>>11814063
This. Shit in the 80's and 90s were all about being angry, aggressive, having a tude and whatever other boomer brain shit they could do to make the world seem fearful and aggressive. White CEOs of record companies made absolute bank on pushing gang rap and angry urban music to the world under the guise of "telling their stories". Which is why 99% of it tells basically no story and is the same shit.
And for all the heya fellow kis and trying to be 'hip to it' boomer shit like that literally defined a whole culture of garbage. MTV was absolutely soaked in 'tude for it's run and being "angry" was cool. Most video games roll into it just like >>11814063
said. If you gotta question why something was the way it was - it was probably that.

Sonic was this, Duke was this. Simpsons were this. Doom was this.
Hell even a lot of the regionalized versions did this for box art. Fuck - Kirby's artwork made him ANGRY for America on multiple occasions - instead of him being a happy go lucky void sucking destroyer of all worlds without a care.

>>11815152
>it's barely a Rampage movie.

In all honesty, it was far more fun than all the Godzilla and King Kong movies, except the first Godzilla and the first Skull Island. Those were okay, but every sequel got shittier and shittier.

>>11816058
Lol gen z is so fucking stupid, stop posing as a millennial who played 90s games. you're clearly homosexual, not a man.

>>11816072
The Rock is cringe.

>>11816092
Here's your e-cred you gen beta dipshit.

>>11816203
That made him perfect for the role.

>>11816954
If you're literally complaining about "wah wah the 90s was so mean and tough guy i hate it, why isn't it kawaiii like asia". that's the beta attitude

>>11815738
The opportunity they squeezed is that a new arcade game was shat out.

What I don't get is why World Tour is never on those Arcade1ups they keep producing and it's always the same selection of 80s Midway games+MK1-3, if they can emulate MK3 they can emulate World Tour too

>>11813997 (OP)
Whats worse is
george = g = gorilla
lizzie = l = lizard
ralph = r = rolf

Probably because they needed 6 characters to center the text in the frames and Ralph is only 5?

>>11815869
He's a werewolf because they had to make one of the characters a headswap of George.

>>11815818
5 characters.

>>11818186
Well what else would you have called the werewolf? Winston?

>>11816045
Maybe a giant bug would have worked but Lizzie is already green

>>11816092
>>11818082
You sound insecure. This is exactly why nobody likes your shithole in-between generation.

>>11824257
in between what, faggots? gen z are litterally known as "the blacked gen" and "the trans gen" rofl

This board turned to shit the moment 6th gen was allowed, gen z entered, and pretended to have nostalgia for shit they never actually played.

Let's be real, 6th gen was still millennial territory anyway even if most of us here shun it as "too modern", zoomer era gaming was Roblox and mobile games.

His name is Ralph! not Ralph
If you aren't yelling he won't respond