>find out you can play HL: Decay in singleplayer
>fire up the emulator and start it up
>turns out you don't get an AI teammate, you literally have to switch between the characters constantly and the other one will just stand there when you're not controlling them
This feels so fucking retarded, I don't understand why they even gave you the option to play it like this. It just doesn't work at all, it turns every fun bit of co-op action/puzzling into a chore.

Fucking hell I'll never find a fellow zoomer homie who's autistic enough to want to play this with me

*blocks your path*

>>11822656 (OP)
>Fucking hell I'll never find a fellow zoomer homie who's autistic enough to want to play this with me
Surely there's online communities with someone ready to play. Decay is good co-op.

>>11822656 (OP)
like >>11822824 is implying there is a port of sven coop port of decay that you can play solo without the need for swapping between cross & green.

plus you can play the vortigaunt chapter without doing the easter egg/code to unlock it.

>>11822656 (OP)
I did play it like that

and I had fun

>>11822656 (OP)
Just stop being autistic and get a friend irl