ok update:
i got 1st place on each 150cc track using mario but i quicksaved before each and retried until i got it. i still have to do the 150cc stars and special cups "legit"
this time i tried to stay 5th and wait until i get the zap thing, and with that one it's impossible to lose, but this isn't a viable strategy if i want to beat the cups normally.
so basically i learned how to do the lap skips on the hardest maps (bowser castle 3, ghost valley 3, kupa beach 2, rainbow road) which is enough for me to win pretty much every time (assuming i can pull them off consistently). also there's a good mushroom skip of half donut plains 3 but i haven't tried it yet. and i think i'll just take the L and get settle for 4th place on super mario circuit 4
i think i'll use the lil guys, i really don't like how big boys handle
>>11835569>In Choco Island 2, if you use a mushroom on the piranha plant in the mud on the right side, as you spin out you'll get a big boost over the little bumps that will send you flying all the way to the finish line.thanks. i've trying searching for this stuff online but besides obvious shortcut i can't find anything on google because other mario kart appear instead of the snes
also to answer my own question
>>11830954, it doesn't because ai fuck KEEP PHASING THROW TWOMPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE