~Bomberman Bomberman~
~Mass destruction across the land~
~Makes a bomb any size~
~And he's yours to customize~
~Oh Yeah! Your very own Bomberman~

What jingles from retro game commercials have been utterly seared into your brain for years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTLG4_Om7c

He's a man of many many faces
He may be pink but he's really dangerous
Every enemy he meets
Is another bad guy for Kirby to beat
Then he takes on their powers
Kirby! Nightmare in Dream Land
Kirby! Nightmare in Dream Land
Beating up the bad guys and taking away their powers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1M7kJASyoQ

>>11831051 (OP)
The Dr. Mario ad set to "Witch Doctor".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSYfo8PwLQU

>>11831051 (OP)
I remember seeing this ad during Channel One of all things.

>>11831070
Never seen this one. Feels like they almost went out of their way to make the words not line up with the original song/beat though.

>>11831072
I will never forget "And then he shrunk my head", that one is probably the biggest example for most people here.