Thread 11835284

why was he so caked up? respectfully

He was a heavily involved in medieval reenactment groups, so he would spend a lot of time walking on foot dressed up in heavy clothes. That would enlarge his leg muscles, including buttocks.

Why does that Christian Whitehead guy look so caked up when he all does is make fucking Sonic games? The answer is people like looking dapper

>>11835284 (OP)
Genetics

Running and jogging probably

Lord Bitch

>>11835336
What do you think "caked up" means?

>>11835284 (OP)
he was going on quests to Epstein Island even back then

>>11835284 (OP)
He couldn't save spoony

>>11835346
>>11835291
this doesn't explain how proportionally huge it is to his legs

>>11835336
how embarrassing for (You)

>>11835336
>>11835445
>>11836063
Why come all these caked up white boys be making the Sonic games?

>>11835284 (OP)
He's not wearing makeup, he just has a healthy tan from spending time outside.

>>11836068
no anon.. why does he have so much junk in the trunk

>>11836074
We're trying to passive-aggressively reject the use of black slang here.

>>11836086
whyfore the lord king britain such largish buttocks carry?

>>11835284 (OP)
Is /vr/ really this full of homosexuals?

>>11836113
You don't need to be homosexual to acknowledge that a man has a big ass. That's just an observable fact.

>>11836116
>you don't need to be homosexual to gawk at the secondary sexual characteristics of the same sex
You kinda do, though.

>not assessing the musculature of potential rivals
incel, how are you gonna know anything about their kinetic chain if you haven't evaluated their gluteus maximus? they're gonna beat the fuck out of you and steal your girl

>>11836135
translation
>i'm so insecure in my masculinity that i refuse to acknowledge the existence of an ass that takes up 90% of a picture for fear of my pathetic pp getting harder than it did when ultima V first released

>>11836150
You are a literal flamer bro

>>11836150
I just don't look at men's asses because I'm not gay.

>>11836156
>>11836157
blatant samefag, even cued them up on a slow board

>>11836157
So have you just averted your eyes from the picture? Did your male ass-seeking eyes catch garriott's glorious gyatt and avert themselves before you were able to visually process it, thus saving you from becoming gay? Just curious how the process works

>>11836163
Nah. You're so gay that two people immediately call you out for it.

>>11836163
>two posts 7 seconds apart
>samefag
Retarded newfag.

>>11836164
I just don't think about or pay attention to it at all. It doesn't cross my mind. When I look at that photo, I just see a guy, not an ass.

>>11836157
Nothing says "straight" quite like being so afraid of other men that you won't even acknowledge that they have an ass.

>>11836174
>Retarded newfag.
yeah you used 2 devices with different IP, not slick.
>>11836168
I'm not even the anon you replied to

If you cant look at the OP pic and fucking laugh at how silly him and his giant ass are, youre missing out
The point of this scene was not Homer being gay

>>11836113
I remember when people like you didnt exist on the internet

>>11836186
Any good r34 of Homer and Ned? I'm not gay but that sounds like a kino relationship.

>>11836195
>I'm not gay, I just want to look at gay porn
Retro games?

dark presbyterian magics

>>11837919
but he's not religious

>>11837951
No but he went to an interdenominational sunday school and one of the workers cast a ritual on him

>>11837956
that's some crazy shit

>>11837959
I made up the ritual part. the sunday school is real though

>>11835284 (OP)
This nigga lookin ZESTY

>>11836195
Based imaginer.

>>11835284 (OP)
Girl pants

>>11835284 (OP)
What's going on here, why this dude got so much booty? He's built like a latina lady

>>11838743
GYATT

>>11838743
that is indeed the question posed in the OP

call this thread homoerotic all you want, hes definitely got cake but we're ignoring the bigger question;

what unironically causes men to unintentionally develop big asses anyway? too much cake? fruit? programming? squats are one but that exercise alone can't be the cause. kind of wonder if some kind of /x stuff is going on sometimes with this stuff.

>>11840261
i mean, someone already explained the reason for the guy in op's fat ass; he did a lot of walking in larp armor at medieval fairs.
and cyclists in general typically develop cake

>>11840271
hm, is it really as simple as exercise? idk. is it possible to be a cyclist and walk a lot without developing cake? i go out more than most anons here on /vr and a good way to evaluate your fitness is unironically checking how the other men look fitness wise. i hardly can think of many irl cyclists that look like that. and most walkers develop the muscle on the lower legs and less so on the thighs, and even then, its evenly spaced. so its most likely a combination of weird food as well as genetics for ol richard here.

>inb4 you look at men you fucking faggot
you dont get a choice working as an industry artist

>>11836176
Unironically, this is correct.

>>11836176
Nothing says straight like not washing your asshole. Wouldn't wanna accidentally enjoy sticking soap up my ass.

>>11840321
some people really do subscribe to that though

Nothing says straight like appreciating man ass and playing rpgs.

Is it true that he just took the credit for most of the work on Ultima and some other guy did the stuff most people remember and praise?

>>11835284 (OP)
Dude looks like a homosexual.

>>11838743
>He's built like a latina lady
What the fuck dude?!

>>11836150
>being so insecure about being a faggot that you lash out and project and use strawmen to defend yourself

YIKES. Just admit you're gay, bro, nobody cares, its 2025.

>ITT: gay retards acting suprized that an OG nerd doesn't look like a stereotypical pasty anorectic wimp
Reminder that the classic philosopher Plato was also an olympic wrestling champion at times where anabolic steroids didn't exist yet.

embarassing thread

i really know nothing about lord british. did the ultima games really sell that well that he was able to have a mansion and shit? or was there something else to his wealth?

>>11845031
He founded Origin, which Wing Commander too.
And EA bought it for millions.

>>11835284 (OP)
I just saw a pic of my cousin and he has the same build, he walks/runs like 10 miles a day because he likes it and doesn't really work out otherwise.

>>11836204
He’s Andy Richter.

>>11845709
I know that's what OP is about, but the post I was replying to there was literally just requesting gay porn of Simpsons characters.

>>11845714
He's just a huge fan of the Simpsons cause Conan worked on it and hes in love with him.

>>11835284 (OP)
>fit af
>larps for real with motherfuckin swords n shit
>has TWO self insert avatar characters he puts in all his games
>invented the computer rpg, writing assembly and coding tiles in hex by hand
>invented the conversation system
>invented the morality quest
>gave john romero his first job, leading to doom
>kept warren spector afloat, leading to deus ex
>ultima underworld grandfather of all 3d adventures and direct ancestor of thief and system shock
>directly influenced dragon quest, which has the net earnings of a small nation's GDP and all jrpgs descend from
>hosted legendary parties in his spooky prank castle full of secret passages that rotates your bedroom while you sleep so you wake up lost
>literally WENT TO SPACE
God gave him a dummy thicc cake to match his chad rockstar developer achievements