Thread 11839284 - /vr/ [Archived: 694 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:41:31 AM No.11839284
fuck1
fuck1
md5: d05af391ed60cc1b1e3ebe568975ebc1๐Ÿ”
why do you jump so fucking short.
Replies: >>11839292 >>11839306 >>11839380 >>11839467 >>11841045 >>11841951 >>11842072 >>11843503 >>11843826
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:46:05 AM No.11839289
why do you play shitty licensed platformers
Replies: >>11839382 >>11840646
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:48:53 AM No.11839292
>>11839284 (OP)
He's just a toy, give him a break. He's a got a fucking snake in his boot.
Replies: >>11845197
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:52:20 AM No.11839295
>we have clockwork knight at home
Replies: >>11839298 >>11842027
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:54:17 AM No.11839298
>>11839295
lol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:59:50 AM No.11839306
>>11839284 (OP)
were running physics from like mario 1 really that hard to program? Theres so many cheap platformers from this era with stiff controls just like this game
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:00:47 AM No.11839308
Look at that poor edging on Woody
Replies: >>11839714 >>11843823
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:20:51 AM No.11839380
>>11839284 (OP)
I remember playing this game on snes as a kid and being so excited to play it because I loved the first Toy Story movie. Then that damn car level got my ass.
Still a really cool game though, need to revisit.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:24:15 AM No.11839382
>>11839289
Toy Story is actually good. Genesis version anyway.
Replies: >>11845103 >>11845253
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:55:56 AM No.11839467
eyy woody
eyy woody
md5: a4e54387789a1524c416f66d3f9c1bb1๐Ÿ”
>>11839284 (OP)
because he was born to be a race car driver
Replies: >>11840727
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:29:14 PM No.11839714
>>11839308
its everywhere...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:34:25 PM No.11839723
considering his gangly dangly legs it's a miracle he can jump at all
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:30:06 PM No.11840618
It's a western platformer.
The devs of this and EWJ1&2 were smart in not making the whole game the same. Controls and level design are not strong enough, so mixing things up felt exciting. Like, it's still a bland game when it comes to sheer gameplay on all fronts, but even if it ran at 2 fps and there was no enemies to shoot, having that Doom level on Sega Genesis back in 95 was madness. You had to be there.
I would beat this game consistently every day at one point.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:35:26 PM No.11840631
>Playing the inferior SNES port
Replies: >>11840647 >>11840662
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:40:10 PM No.11840646
>>11839289
It's solid.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:42:06 PM No.11840647
>>11840631
The jump is the same. But yeah, it's one of those western games where the dev team was more familiar with the Genesis hardware.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:44:24 PM No.11840653
Why didn't they use Silicon Graphics for the whole game, like Donkey Kong Country? Disney must be insane to not want to make another Donkey Kong Country!
This is game is impossible to beat unless you cheat. Do we really need so many cheats, game makers?

Bottom Line: Toy Story is a better game than the Donkey Kong Country games, the graphics are fantastic, but the game can he finished far too quickly! This one's a jar, folks!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:47:54 PM No.11840662
>>11840631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drr8t4sTqnw

The colors in Genesis version look like they're struggling to exist. I am definitely biased though because I had SNES.
Replies: >>11840676
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:52:52 PM No.11840676
>>11840662
Yes, you're biased. More levels, more resolution, better performance in the 3D levels > more children friendly colors because it's a nintendo console
Replies: >>11840779
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:15:35 PM No.11840727
>>11839467
>Don't mock me!
>I could kill you easily >:(
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:31:07 PM No.11840779
>>11840676
Well, and you forgot the SNES has much better sound, beautiful sound in fact.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:37:15 AM No.11841045
>>11839284 (OP)
Friend inside me
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:21:23 AM No.11841208
Cowboys ain't known for they hops, nigga.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:24:07 PM No.11841951
>>11839284 (OP)
is Woody a giant or is that chair a toy-size?
Replies: >>11843714
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:49:04 PM No.11842027
>>11839295
This is better than clockwork knight thoughever
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:18:40 PM No.11842072
>>11839284 (OP)
Toy Story is one of the top-sellers of the brief "Mom won't buy me a PS1 or Saturn, so I'll suspend my disbelief and buy into the magazine hype that these new SNES/Genesis games have next-gen level graphics." era from 1994-1996.
Replies: >>11842091
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:33:26 PM No.11842091
Sk2cphj-_400x400 (1)
Sk2cphj-_400x400 (1)
md5: 22a39735c21c373f4fdf5660d87f4794๐Ÿ”
>>11842072
>the brief "Mom won't buy me a PS1 or Saturn, so I'll suspend my disbelief and buy into the magazine hype that these new SNES/Genesis games have next-gen level graphics." era from 1994-1996.
That's a lot of words to say "ripping off Donkey Kong Country."
Replies: >>11842096
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:37:47 PM No.11842096
>>11842091
It takes a lot of words to explain exactly why total shit like Toy Story sold 1 million copies, and it really comes down to what I said + Nintendo wasn't releasing a DKC game every 3 months so there was a vacuum.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:51:47 AM No.11843503
>>11839284 (OP)
Pretty sure it was because of his string lasso able to help get placed. So because of a gimmick idea
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:37:22 AM No.11843714
>>11841951
Itโ€™s a childrenโ€™s chair, itโ€™s gonna be that small.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:53:00 AM No.11843739
there's been a lot of toy story shilling here lately
Replies: >>11845242
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:32:46 AM No.11843823
>>11839308
Easy to beat, but only if you cheat.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:35:38 AM No.11843826
4277373-white-men-cant-jump-jaguar-front-cover
4277373-white-men-cant-jump-jaguar-front-cover
md5: 82376661755f2edf171090d327f06209๐Ÿ”
>>11839284 (OP)
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:47:28 PM No.11845103
file
file
md5: e678a239da280645f8b7af0256e9e4e4๐Ÿ”
>>11839382
It most certainly is fucking not. This is not acceptable art direction or level design for a 1995 game
Replies: >>11845104 >>11845105 >>11845126 >>11845127
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:48:30 PM No.11845104
file
file
md5: 41f104e049a516160b33680ba71211db๐Ÿ”
>>11845103
Here's another Disney licensed game from 1993
Replies: >>11845105 >>11845193
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:52:16 PM No.11845105
file
file
md5: 3be2b4b9adbf2ef2a78c8ea2c2659649๐Ÿ”
>>11845103
>>11845104
This game from 1992 had better art direction and level design, also a Disney game
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:04:36 PM No.11845126
>>11845103
that's traveller's tales for you. impressive tech demos with a mediocre game slapped onto them.
Replies: >>11845130
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:06:15 PM No.11845127
>>11845103
Level design, yes, but whatโ€™s wrong with the art direction? Itโ€™s the same as the movie.
Replies: >>11845130
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:10:51 PM No.11845130
file
file
md5: e46cd0af925595a1321ecffbc3274962๐Ÿ”
>>11845126
Mickey Mania called
>>11845127
Compare it to Donkey Kong, which has much more detail and granularity. Toy Story looks like someone made a level using MS Word clipart.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:30:21 PM No.11845149
I loved Toy Story back then. But even back then I hated this game. Mostly because of that one level where you have to make sure the toys get in the box - fuck that level. But also it's just an ugly-ass game. Capcom would've made beautiful sprites and it would've been a glorious game
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:51:20 PM No.11845193
>>11845104
yikes
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:53:28 PM No.11845197
>>11839292
Not to mention someone poisoned the water hole, so he's probably not feeling too great.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:19:43 PM No.11845242
>>11843739
Spamming. The word you're looking for is spamming. Nothing Toy Story-related is being sold as a result of these threads.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:24:53 PM No.11845253
>>11839382
It's not though. The sprites are way too fucking huge and as a result, it has screen crunch almost as bad as a gameboy game.
The graphics are fantastic but the actual gameplay is a generic 2D platformer with screen crunch and bullshit levels intentionally designed to stop you from beating the game in a weekend rental period.
Replies: >>11846990
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:51:12 PM No.11846990
>>11845253
how big