I'm going to travel in time back to the past, you guys need anything? I'm going to
>Make Nintendo use CDs for their next console after SNES, Sony or no Sony
>Make Sega release a whole new console with a Sonic game instead of CD/32X and it won't be ass to program for
>Tell everyone not to make awkward early 3D versions of their beloved franchises and make beautiful sprites instead
>Kill Bubsy
What else?

>>11846146 (OP)
Everything was perfect, I wouldn't change a thing.

>>11846146 (OP)
Tell Gunpei Yokoi not to get in that car.
Tell Sakaguchi not to make a Hollywood movie.

>>11846149
We live in the Bubsy timeline
>>11846153
Real

>>11846146 (OP)
Yeah, because what Ocarina of Time and Mario 64 are missing is low quality FMVs and long loading screens.

>>11846213
beats the shitty in-game cutscenes

Did we officially go from "NES is boomer slop" to " 'early 3D' PSX is garbage" in the span of a year? What's next year going to be, claiming that Wii sports was when video games truly started?

>>11846146 (OP)

I liked N64 cartridges but unfortunately I'm with you on the N64 CD thing. It's just necessary. I'm not on board with telling "everyone" not to make awkward early 3D versions of things though. Almost everyone yes, but a few of those games were great. Mario, especially, did just fine in early 3D. 3D RPGs, on the other hand, should have been made permanently illegal within the nation of Japan.

Also I want somewhat timely localizations for all 2D Final Fantasy games. And I want a copy of Tim Follin's resume (with attached demo tape/CD) on the desk of every relevant manager in every competent game development company. And I want a detective to follow Paul Steed so that I can finally find out how he died.

>>11846146 (OP)
Tell id to make pistol starting the default for Doom since that's the only thing they playtested.
Also get them to make a Doom III with room-over-room and more programmable wad features. Maybe coloured lighting.

I don't know what you could tell Gollop to fix X-com Apocalypse.

>>11846146 (OP)
could you get me a soda?

>>11846328
make it a Crystal Pepsi

>>11846146 (OP)
Kill Bill Microsoft in 1974, if you please.

>>11846149
fippy bippy
>>11846146 (OP)
Buy me every single copy of the stack of Earthbounds (20 bucks each) that I saw the Greenwood, Indiana Best Buy store trying to offload in early 1998.

>>11846146 (OP)
make treasure games sell extremely well overall, becoming core sega, saving the saturn.

>>11846146 (OP)
prevent gay people and women from using the interwebs and get /b/ im it's prime to permanently shut down tumblr

>>11846440
Sales wouldn’t have made Treasure stay with Sega. They developed a few N64 games because they thought they cartridge format was more appropriate for fast paced action games.

>>11846484
didn't say to stay with sega, but to become a staple in the household like konami or capcom was
more i meant more US releases, like radiant sg

>>11846146 (OP)
Don't release Daytona on Saturn until its done properly

>>11846440
Could also make it so EA never found the genesis and no one cared about sports games

>>11846406
who the fuck knows who bill gates is but not their last name?

>>11846726
The President of the United States. Granted that was Tim Apple instead.

Fuck off, frog posting retard.

>>11846146 (OP)
>>Tell everyone not to make awkward early 3D versions of their beloved franchises and make beautiful sprites instead
Be sure to tell them Mega Man Legends is an exception.

>>11846146 (OP)
Make sure they're actually out on the Ultra Famicom 64

>>11848317
Don't listen to this faggot, OP.
Tell Capcom to rework Super Adventure Rockman as a 2.5D shooter akin to S&P
and make sure they make 9/10 in vein of 8 without the MM Zero hacks, but in return, tell him to promote their games better and give Zero a multi hitting saber.

>>11850050
if anything we should prevent mother 3 from happening at all

>>11850057
Shut up, bitch!

>>11846146 (OP)

No polygon games on Jaguar, superscaler / Taito System Z arcade ports, Tempest 2000 as pack-in game, Pro controller as default but with build in analog knob. Kill 5200, 7800 comes out in 84 as planned, but with the CX78 gamepads instead of the shit joystick. Rikki & Vikki as launch game, Crystal Quest as pack-in

>>11850179
But getting to btfo FF7 would be sick

>>11850224
>Shmorky

>"LCD"? what's that?
>...must have been a dream

Tell Hadrian to keep continuing.
Sink every boat that has slaves on them.

>>11850414
Oh shit, is that Shmorky? It looked like Keith Stack to me.

>>11846146 (OP)
Design Lara Croft's breasts with a higher-count polygon.

>>11846146 (OP)
Go back further and make sure FDR dies before he becomes president. After that I guess just invest really heavily into all the tech companies before they are big and make gazillions of dollars. Maybe do something with copyright laws while you're at it.

>>11851023
That's what they did originally, check out pre release material in magazines

>>11851625
>Go back further and make sure FDR dies before he becomes president.
Enjoy living in a hovel and speaking German.

>>11851637
Thankfully I'm not European so even in the absolute worst case scenario I'll be fine.

>>11846146 (OP)
>Kill Aonuma and let Koizumi take control of Zelda.
>Kill Kitase (and Toriyama) and let Ito and maybe Matsuno take control of Final Fantasy.
>Stop EA from buying Westwood, Bullfrog, Bioware, Origin etc.
>Save Looking Glass Studios somehow
>Tell Kojima to let Blaustein continue to translate his games
>Make Romero and Carmack get along better

>>11846146 (OP)
Kill your parents before they meet.

>>11851719
>let Koizumi take control of Zelda.
Be careful what you wish for.

>>11851841
>not Galaxy and Jungle Beat
Koizumi is overrated, he wrote one decent Zelda and an overblown one.
Had he kept going, he would have turn into a hack like Aonuma and Fujibayashi is now

>>11846146 (OP)
Grab me a few cases of surge, and snag me a few special edition consoles depending on how long ur gonna be there. Specifically and Sega Genesis special edition, that tv/nes combo, all the color 64s (except that ugly as sin pikachu one) and 4 of halo Xbox’s w 4 matching controllers for each. Would appreciate it. And a sealed copy of ocarina of time and Majoras mask and Dual Hearts. Thanks bro!