Thread 11847963 - /vr/ [Archived: 700 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:13:47 AM No.11847963
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timeline shit is gay
each zelda game is just a version of the same basic legend, or some side story involving the hero from that legend
I refuse to believe otherwise
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:27:44 AM No.11848037
How'd you come to that conclusion when Wind Waker talks about the Hero of Time every three seconds to remind you it's a sequel to OoT
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:38:18 AM No.11848047
>>11848037
never played that shit. looked gay.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:45:32 AM No.11848057
trying to branch the timeline based on OoT is fucking schizo shit. there's not any even real time travel in OoT, Rauru is lying to you and it's light world/dark world. that's the only way to actually explain shit like the song of storms without a paradox and the fact that getting a heart piece in the "future" gets rid of it in the "past".
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:47:53 AM No.11848059
>>11848057
that's retarded
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:50:09 AM No.11848065
>>11848059
mechanically it makes more sense, because it plays like 3D lttp. also lore wise it's at least seventy times less retarded than the branched timeline bullshit.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:59:45 AM No.11848071
>Literal legend
No.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:59:52 AM No.11848072
>>11848065
none of the branched timeline shit is in the game
neither is your dumb light world dark world shit
you're pissing and shidding yourself over not being able to pick up the same heart piece twice
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:01:43 AM No.11848074
>>11848071
yes.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:52:03 AM No.11848135
>>11848057
Heart pieces exist outside of linear/metronomic time
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:13:54 AM No.11848164
Zelda has as much continuity as the Mario games.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:34:25 AM No.11848192
It doesn't help that the Hero is Defeated timeline has basically just become a dumping ground for any game after the N64 games that isn't a "big" Zelda game. If it's not a direct sequel to Wind Waker or a console seller like Not of the Retro, good chance it's going there.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:36:32 AM No.11848196
>>11848135
The entire fucking universe is based around a metronome you piece of shit. Wind Waker proved this. It's always counting down, you just can't hear it because you're not holding the wind waker
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:37:46 AM No.11848197
>>11848037
So why are you playing as kid Link again when OoT is already in the past?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:40:22 AM No.11848203
>>11848197
He played the song of time
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:41:06 AM No.11848206
>>11848196
And heart pieces exist beyond that
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:43:16 AM No.11848209
>>11848203
Time still passes in the kid Link time, it's not like everything is in stasis.
So how does he have time to defeat Ganon a million times without reaching puberty?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:59:58 AM No.11848225
>Skyward Sword
>Phantom Hourglass
>Spirit Tracks

Not retro.

I like how 4chan pretended that "everything's fine!" after the attack but it's really obvious that our janny is gone and that the new mod taking care of /vr/ isn't as familiar with video games for letting these "let's talk about something 50% off-topic!" threads slip all the time.