Papriumbros, it's over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaBYuRwcDs

>>11849194 (OP)
I know nothing about this but I can tell by the shitty box art that this is a modern indie junk game.

>>11849194 (OP)
>Le modern Genesis game
>Custom chip that would have never existed at the time
What's the point

Wow I can now play a mediocre beat 'em up that's all style and no substance, I'm still not touching this garbage even if it's free
Fuck Fonzie and fuck Pooprium, what a spit in the face to Mega Drive, 68000, and video games as a whole

>>11849204
That's insulting to indie games, at least Fight'N Rage has gameplay

>>11849194 (OP)
Can you run it on Gensplusgx on Wii?

>>11849337
Probably not, it doesn't even run on all models of Genesis iirc

>>11849337
Do tell.....

https://files.catbox.moe/2bqr0r.mp4

Kek

>>11849209
Because there is no reason any system needs to stop getting new games just because its primary manufacturer says so.

>>11849357
Do you have a US Sega CD BIOS?

>>11849365
Yes actually, installed them in the right folder and rename them, but still same result.

>>11849365
Tried to load it as a Sega CD game too and same shit.

Also PicoDrive on RA Wii was tried out, same thing.

>>11849408
And GenPlusGX on RA Wii just softlocks the console.

>>11849194 (OP)
Fonzie on suicide watch.

>>11849357
I think that Rom dump linked in the description is just a troll, it's the same old dump with the anti piracy measure mini game and won't work like it's supposed anywhere.

Is there any way on the actual cart or regular rom to replay the fake game at the start, or reset it every time it boots up?

>>11849194 (OP)
>Leaves out that only works on a modified core of GenPlusGC for RA PC and doesn't work on ANYTHING ELSE.

Why are people this douchey? Why do you accomplish?

>>11849489
It's a start, anon. Full source is provided.
I wanna see this up and running on open source retro handhelds.

>>11849194 (OP)
Thank god now I can get rid of my copy.

>>11849194 (OP)
What a shitty game! The music is awful, the hit boxes are bad, and the animation is all wrong. Why does everybody and their grandmas want to play this shit?!

fonzie is peak kook
the epitome of modern yuropean hipsterism
decidedly un-rad

>>11849518
The creator is a good schlock merchant

>>11849210
>Fuck Fonzie
You know this cunt dupt customers again by scamming more money out of them for a digital release of this game.
Got found out scamming kickstarter and putting customers in a tier section of who got there game first etc.
Then ran off with all the money collected.

Also this crashes at the final level

>>11849518
>Why does everybody and their grandmas want to play this shit?!
It's a combination of it being so elusive and wanting to spite Fonzie. I'm in the camp of wanting to spite Fonzie.

>>11849194 (OP)
Is it trying to rip off Streets of Rage or Combattribes?

>>11849851
Fonzie took everyone's money and ran. I dont think he cares what happens to this anymore. He didnt even care when the resin was leaking fro. The cartridges into peoples genesis systems

>>11849210
>>11849536
>>11849884
>Fuck Fonzie

Man, I remember back with Pier Solar when people respected him and Krizz refused to add the mapper or whatever that was needed to run it on Everdrives because the game was still being sold. Now everyone has done a 180 due to Fonzie being exposed as an asshole and scamming everyone over this. People have been covering this trainwreck for years, it just kept getting worse.

>>11849194 (OP)
>Custom chip
>for a game that's worse than SOR2

AND no multiplatform release.

>>11849209
Does it even use custom chips? I know the creator claimed that it had all these special super mega custom chips in it, but I think people found out that it was all fake and just cheap common chips?

It has this huge looking chip in the middle of the PCB that almost looks like a modern PCB, but then people realized that it's just a fancy cover with epoxy under it, and if you remove the epoxy it's just standard chips under it.

>>11849963
Exclusivity makes the game more prestige.

>>11849950
Guy is genuine scum.
He screws people over with black resin inside the cartridge no one knew about till it melts.
They scrubbed the brand names off the chips used because he was paranoid.
They STILL haven't given everyone their copy of the game they paid for.
Rumours say it was fonzie that had an argument with the warehouse which is why no more were made and they kept quiet about it.
Fonzie makes new kickstarter claiming theyll release a digital version.
Then another kickstarter for a chibi game gear release.
Money mysteriously starts disappearing.
Gets found out fonzie was sending emails to kickstarter supporters telling them to only pay 1 cent and they'll recieve an email on where to make a proper payment- IE his personal bank account.
Gets found out hes putting people on a list tier system, the more you pay the sooner you get your copy, More money also means jap/eu/usa covers.
Gets found out hes putting certain YouTube etc influencers first.
Has an argument with KS about circumventing the money and claims it was a mistake.
Does it again claiming they need abit more money because they've almost reached the goal.
Hasn't told anyone he works with this shit hes been doing circumventing the money.
Runs off.

>>11849990
If everything you saying is how it was... This Fonzie dude has a real and heavy drug problem, but I mean it; crack or painkillers, sum shit like that.

I bought the Pier Solar Dreamcast port and back then this dude was respected by the community. It will be no surprise if we find out this dude is a fentanyl zombie.

>>11849990
>Gets found out fonzie was sending emails to kickstarter supporters telling them to only pay 1 cent and they'll recieve an email on where to make a proper payment- IE his personal bank account.
That's insane, how did Kickstarter not instantly ban him over that? Is such obvious attempting to bypass payment systems even legal?

>>11849975
of course it's going to use off the shelf parts, that's what FPGAs are for. don't expect an indie game to have a fucking VLSI IC designed and fabbed for it. the last time I saw startups doing that, it was in the bitcoin boom (and even that first company ended up going bankrupt) circa 2012.

>>11849990
>They scrubbed the brand names off the chips used because he was paranoid.
That part isn't strictly paranoia, it's just basic copy protection. No one will know how to touch that thing if they don't even know what chip it is, unless it's some turbo autistic retard who can reverse engineer a console with a multimeter, or the chinese who can just decap and photo the chip to find out that ic x is big standard sdram etc.

Paprium sprite work looks amateurish at best and designs look pretty terrible, self aware with irony shit.

>>11849862
as far as I've seen it's a SoR2 romhack with drm

>>11849194 (OP)
NOOOO MY LE HARD GAY JAP GOT CRACKED NOOOOO!!!!

>>11850017
This wouldn't surprise me at all

>>11849194 (OP)
Don't you mean Papriumxsters or some other queer shit people say to sound as emasculated as possible?

>>11849427
There's a new download link with yesterday's date in its filename.

>>11850251
I think they've had enough emasculation for a lifetime.

>>11850061
No which is why he got in trouble over it twice before taking all the money and running off.

>>11850087
Some people think some of these chips dont even actually do anything. Maybe 1 is the enhancement chip whilst the rest are just blanks made to look as if they do something simply to fuck with peoples heads that want to release this as a rom.

>>11849975
So glad I've never been into this shit lol

>>11850282
>Some people think some of these chips dont even actually do anything.
The fact that we don't know for sure after all this time is embarrassing.

>>11850425
>Does it again claiming they need abit more money because they've almost reached the goal.

well, it is now confirmed (if you look at paprium.h in modified core) that this chip was used as DSP for 48KHz audio processing & playback (bgm+sfx) as well as sprites data decompression/scaling. It also served as copy-protection apparently as it automatically patches some parts of the ROM to get it playable, so that dumping the ROM chip does not get you all the needed data.

>>11850425
>>11850668
>certain chips are literally just there as DRM
never trust some fucking frog with a dick-tickler stache

>>11849990
>Then another kickstarter for a chibi game gear release.
Seems if you trip it's copy protection (which is super easy to do as just about every current emulator will, and even happens frequently on real hardware) it will play an intentionally shitty game gear-like game called PAAAAA- with intentionally ear-rape music (which appears to be Never Gonna Give You Up on the title screen?), shitty graphics, and shitty gameplay. Are you sure you wasn't thinking of this? Or was this idiot actually planning to make this into a full fledged Game Gear game?

>Yes that was part of the protection of the game in case someone tried to dump the ROM content from the cartridge (which has been available for several years already). When the extracted 8 MB *.bin is played on hardware (even an original console via an everdrive) without detecting the protection chip from the original cartridge, it plays this ridiculous little game (8 bits style with crappy soundtrack). Even on the original console with an original paprium cartridge the problem occures from time to time and this silly little game appears when the pins are dirty and the contacts are not tight enough within the slot.

Man, isn't it great that Fonzie wasted time and money on shit like this when most backers never got jack shit?

>He screws people over with black resin inside the cartridge no one knew about till it melts.
>>11849884
>He didnt even care when the resin was leaking fro.

Any proof of this? I tried to look it up and all I found was an old post that some of the carts came with that giant metal cover already off and rattling inside, but I don't see anything about it actually melting.

>>11850425
>The fact that we don't know for sure after all this time is embarrassing.
There are very few cartridges of this thing out there, and it seems very unlikely there will ever be more. I assume most people who were lucky enough to get one aren't willing to have it torn apart and even potentially destroyed for the sake of reverse-engineering it. It's not as if you can just dump it like most protos, or even just de-solder then re-solder the chips thanks to that giant resin blob.

So much for ProjectLittleMan and those other github projects dedicated to dumping the game, though they did uncover some cheatcodes I guess?

https://github.com/ArcadeHustle/WatermelonPapriumDump

Gotta love that some idiots were selling the fallen-off metal covers...

>>11849990
>Gets found out hes putting certain YouTube etc influencers first.
He also did this during the only batch of copies that came out. Bunch of retro ecelebs got their copies meanwhile people who backed it in 2014 when it was still Project Y never got their copies.

>>11850738
No it was an actual proper colored GG port he claimed he was making. It was up on the kickstarter page and had 5 images shown.

I was trying to find the images of the cartridges with the black resin problems but cant seem to find them on google now.
At the time images were shown of the inside were it had black resin pasted all over the chips.
If this overheated in the mega drive the resin started to leak and would go into the MD destroying both the cart and the console. Some other pics posted had images of the resin practically covering the entire inside of the cart.

I've looked and looked but can only seem to find videos calling fonzie a scam and a few bits in the videos of the resin and mentions of the leaks

>>11849194 (OP)
more like braprium lol

>>11850787
>At the time images were shown of the inside were it had black resin pasted all over the chips.
Yes, I know what about. Also it's apparently epoxy, not resin (I doubt resin would melt like that)
But I saw nothing about them melting, even though I have seen pictures of the cover off exposing the epoxy.

If picrel is why you think it was melted, that appears to be how it came from the factory, the "melted" parts is just empty space between chip, which would get the least hot while the chips themselves are completely covered in solid epoxy.

I see no word or proof that it ever melted while in use, and especially none that it melted into people's Genesis consoles. There are a lot of things already fucked up with this game, no need to invent more if they are not true, it just hurts the arguments against him if some are found to be false.

>>11849204
>I've never played this game.
>Let me tell you my opinion.

Anyone here speak frog? Apparently this heavily downvoted video is because for some reason this guy is still defending against the game being pirated even after all this mess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Yl_-zxoU4

>>11850861
You know you can have youtube automatically translate the video for you.

>>11850845
No it's not that image.
Theres 3 images floating about by 3 different buyers.

1 had the game in his genesis console showing the black goo had melted whilst playing. That it had fried his console and the black goo was oozing out the top of the slot were the cart goes in.
Fonzie tried to claim this version of the genesis isnt suitable and that's why it did this.

2. It was a red cart edition and the guy showed the back and underside of the case were because the black goo had leaked it fried the mb (game) and caused a burn in the back and goo had poured onto the teeth.
He said he pulled the cart out once he smelled burning.

3. It was of a cart like this opened but it showed the black muck smeared all over practically everything

>>11849194 (OP)
>paprium+
Is that a subscription service like Disney+ where I get access to hundreds of hours of papsmear content?

>>11850738
Also heres the GG version they lied about

>>11850940
Yeah, except when you open the videos, they're actually dolphin porn.

Man, its a fucker of a miracle i ever got my copy of this. The kickstarter scam i did get fucked over though with, was that Saber-riders, star riders, whatever the fuck 80s cartoon that was getting a run n gun made for the pc engine and dreamcast.

>>11849978
>exclusivity.
>on a console they don't even make anymore.
this is same kind of cope rolex pulls.

>>11849536
>Also this crashes at the final level
That's apparently been fixed.

>>11850951

Never ever commit to videogame anything that wasn't released 30 years ago.

>>11850087
>That part isn't strictly paranoia, it's just basic copy protection. No one will know how to touch that thing if they don't even know what chip it is
I've never heard of anyone scrubbing the labels off of chips except on bootleg devices to hide that they are either stolen or cloned. Not even Nintendo or Apple does that.

>>11850931
Can you find any of these pictures? Considering how heavily people have been covering this trainwreck for years, I find it weird that I never saw this mentioned anywhere and that this is the first I am ever hearing of this, and attempts to search for these images or even just others talking about it happening turn up nothing.

>>11851171
There were pictures, but Dead Internet Theory adds to it and fuck them all up.

>>11850017
There is no fentanyl in France.
Guy is just a scumbag.

>>11850128
I think the game looks fine, it's mostly the animation that looks amateurish.
>self aware with irony shit
This is the real issue. I mean the limited edition of the game came with a leather thong.

>>11851171
I've been looking. I even went through my old junk laptop because I was retarded enough to put some funding towards this when it first showed up.
Then all this bs came out about it. I've been trying to find the pics and comments but am struggling to find them. I was able to find the GG promotional version they promised yet never delivered.
I'll keep looking but it's well known in the community that this shit happen.

When metal dragon was going to be released people were contacting the guy making it BEGGING not to have the black goo inside because they were worried about it melting and leaking. He had to put peoples minds at ease and say he wasn't going to do that shit

faggotshock

>>11851152
>Not even Nintendo or Apple does that.
Nintendo and Apple use their own silicon so the don't have to, nobody has the schematics but them.

For an off the shelf part you can google the schematics and even security vulnerabilities.

>>11849194 (OP)
Question? Will it work on the Sega Genesis mini?

Apparently some of those crashes might even be intentional as part of the copy protection? Fonzie seems to have put a lot of work into obsessively trying to stop copies of the game from working beyond just the check at startup. Even mocking the player in some of them such as here, this billboard is apparently supposed to show a different message normally, but will show this if it detects a pirated copy and intentionally crash later.

>>11850854
I looked it up, its modern, its indie, and its junk. I didnt share my opinion I just observed reality.

>>11851627
Does this appear in the latest dumped rom?

>>11849990
Don't forget when he threw a big fancy release party and then didn't release the game for another few years and never shipped all the copies.

I just played this and completed it right now


Holy fuck this is dog shit. I havent played any other beat em up so bland and boring since final fight 2 on the snes. The entire game is literally just push A over and over

>>11851939
What happened to him? Did he joined "the clique"

>>11851443
>There is no fentanyl in France.
What a retarded thing to type and post.

>>11852000
He's French

>>11851629
>I've still never played this game.
>Let me reinforce my opinion anyway.

>>11851627
Which Genesis emulator will work best with this game?

>>11851994
So, it is completable right now?

>>11852478
go to spike site and you'll find intructions.

>>11852545
the fuck is spike site

>>11852605
you should know who is spike and which is his site.
:)

>>11852287
>I have no ability to perceive things from experience

>>11852624
It can't be experience if you've never experienced the fucking thing, you imbecile.

Do I need to make a cue file? The sound doesn't work but the game runs

>>11852623
how would i know? Is this some gay reddit thing?

>>11852623
spike spoke

>>11852268
>let me tell you about your country

>>11852623
It's just a picture of a sad panda?

>>11852623
>>11852665
Spike is a literal hero and I legit think about how thankful I am for him every other day.

>>11852732
Yeah, it's time to shut the fuck up and leave.

>>11852732
you'll all be doing it tomorrow

The game doesn't seem to read the mp3s. I don't know what i did wrong here

>>11852513
Yes but I use a steam deck. You need a custom genesis gx plus.so file (dll file if pc) and its completable.

I saw this >>11851627 in the last level and worried but it didnt crash. The new .so file bypasses it.

However it's not worth playing at all. It really is dogshit.
You do just press A to beat the game. The enemies and moves are crap. The music is awful. The graphics are nothing to be impressed over. Enemies are stolen from other games.

We've got so many amazing beat em ups.....then theres this

>>11853052
biased

>>11850854
tbf if only people who played paprium were allowed to talk about it on here this thread would die after like 2-3 posts

>>11853202
Well, now basically anyone can try it and see how below mediocre it is.
But it's a good thing that they emulated it, everything should be preserved, even the shovelware.

Pooprium. Craprium. Here's the melted cartridge epoxy resin goo, enjoy. Had to dig around desuarchive for it.

>>11852627
You are really fucking dim, aren't you?

>>11853073
Calling a bad game out for being a bad game isnt bias anon.
It's a shit game and fonzie clearly cared more about spending money on the copy protection nonsense rather than putting money into the actual game itself to make it any good

>>11853262
You have literally no rebuttal, do you? Normal weight people don't behave like this!

>>11853294
Certain things you can tell are shit and this thread is definitely confirming it.

>>11853269
He did the copy protection well enough, considering it took until now for it to get cracked.

>>11853659
Too bad he didn't work just as hard on the game.

>>11853659
It's hard to break the copy protection on something you can't even get your hands on, this thing is rarer than a Mother 3 fanboy that has actually played the game.

>>11853664
It could be a fucking pong clone and sell just as much on account of being a commercial cartridge release 25 years after the console was discontinued.

>>11849209
This, I fucking hate these stupid "retro" games that try and pretend that the game would have come out in 1994 or something

>>11853252
That's just insane, are there any images of what the inside looked like after that?

>The game sucks
>The game rules
>The game sucks
>The game rules
Everywhere I have looked, there seem to be two lines of thought about this game. Either it's total ass, or that it's a great game. There seems to be no in-between, and before somebody thinks those praising the game are backers, most of the commentary I have seen are from people who pirated it form this recent hack and played through it. About the only common complaint I see everyone make regardless if they loved or hated it (and I am surprised nobody here brought up) is that you can cheese the AI by doing nothing but jump-kicking, it does not seem to be able to figure out how to counter that.

>>11853673
There is a shitload of homebrew for the NES and Genesis, people aren't going to crap their pants just because somebody made another one, it's mostly the notable ones now that get noticed and people talking about them outside of "Here is every upcoming homebrew for this system" style lists. There is a reason that people are talking about NES games like Former Dawn but nobody is talking about Pizza Portals. The dev used to be respected and known for making a really good homebrew Genesis RPG before this, now though even most of the anti-piracy advocates I have seen have been in FAVOR of pirating this over all the bullshit he has pulled over it's development.

>>11853740
It's objectively a shit game, but it's still good for a homebrew because most homebrews are genuinely that fucking bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xM8jLPTsv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fosv5xsq0w
Nobody calls it out because "this game runs on old hardware" is considered a substitute for "this game is actually fun to play"

>>11853659
Being retarded over the copy protection still doesn't make this a good game.

He cared more about collecting everyone's money, scamming people and riding off into the sunset.

Has his so-called team even apologised for him pulling the shit he did?

>>11853740
>There is a shitload of homebrew for the NES and Genesis, people aren't going to crap their pants just because somebody made another one,

How many of those get a physical release, by a team with established track record?

Of course whatever track record Fonzie had, he shat it away completely, but that wasn't yet known when preorders went up.

>>11853252
Oh my, it's true.

I already knew that but archives were broken to me to search

>>11849194 (OP)
Seems ponzie i meant fonzie panicked like a bitch in heat since the file conains source of regular gens plus gx and the rom was removed.
I know you are here fonzie and you will pay.

>>11852684
Your country is garbage.

>>11853993
Because there is no fentanyl epidemics? Yeah it sucks. Now go grab your fix, junkie ass cracker.

>>11854032
We've all seen what's going on in paris. Why don't you take care your problems in your tiny country.

>>11853889
Not to my knowledge. In fact aside from some artists that claim he stiffed them the handful that stuck it out to the end get all defensive and pissy if you say anything.

>>11853898
It was somewhat known by the time of the kickstarter that allowed him to lump across the finish line and say he completed the game. It was supposedly all over the Watermelon forums in addition to some other Sega ones.

>>11853691
Who says they are pretending? Many of these big newer games are just doing things the original companies would have done if they decided to keep supporting a particular system longer than they did.

>>11849497
here anon.
trimui brick and anbernic rg351m in the picture.

>>11852651
No, if it was some gay reddit thing you'd already know, faggot.

>>11849194 (OP)
why play this when there's sor2 romhacks

Not retro

>>11855059
just to annoy fonzie.

>>11854032
>junkie ass cracker
I don't believe you belong in France. You talk like a foreign invader.

>>11855101
He really does. French don't speak English.

>>11854875
Good shit. I wonder if CFWs will implement specific support for Paprium, or keep hands off because of the probable legal concerns.

>retards talking about how "using special chips" is le cheating
bros are you retarded? even back then developers used special chips on cartridges to make better games than the competitors.

Just think of this as if SEGA GENESIS never stopped selling on store shelves and developers kept evolving with the times adding better and better chips to the carts

>>11849194 (OP)
So let me get this straight....

The guy from Happy Days made a SoR2 rip off, but based it on Cyber City Oeda, and hired the artist from Street Fighter II Remix to design it? This is a shitloaf of duck and pure anal smegma

>>11855241
Genesis carts using add-on chips was especially rare, one of the only games to do that was Virtua Racing for proper 3D support.
SEGA's preferred strategy was hardware add-ons, the SEGA CD added some processing power beyond just being able to play audio from a CD, and the 32X was this weird Frankenstein setup where two video outputs were merged.

Add-on chips was Nintendo's own answer or third-party answers to extending the capabilities of the NES or SNES.

>>11855253
Yeah I meant in general not just sega.
But didn't know it was so limited on sega.

>>11855258
The other thing is that SEGA Genesis continued to sell for a long ass time in Brazil. The Brazilian company Tec Toy was making them up until 2023.

>>11855260
lmao @ brazilians

Might have actually been kind of comfy living there.
>12 year olds:
>yo bro its 2020, im bringing over my sega games for a sleep over, also bringing my gun so we can rob someone later

>>11855263
Honestly, I'm surprised history went the way it did with retro consoles becoming super expensive collectors items. I would have thought like, they'd sell SNES and Genesis still, but as budget consoles the same way we had garbage like Tiger electronics or those "100 games on one system" turds.

Your kid cries for games but you dont wanna buy a new system for 500 dollars? Ok throw them a 40 dollar SNES

I guess the main thing there is, how much online has taken over gaming. The 7 year old I know only gives a fuck about roblox because you can use it to chat

>>11855271
The one thing I didn't expect to continue being a phenomenon was Pokemon.
I thought for sure it would fade within a few years.
I gave away hundreds of foil cards (including charizard) because I just didnt give a fuck (also because I stole a 100 pack kiosk of pokemon cards from KB toys and didnt earn them)

anyways TLDR:
should have held on to those fuckers

>>11855241
The kind of extra hardware Pooprium used is not something you'd see BITD in a single cartridge. It's like shoving an entire 32X in there.

>>11853898
>How many of those get a physical release, by a team with established track record?
Many got a physical release, and some indeed by teams with a record of making homebrew games. It's not at all rare to see.

Neofid comes to mind, they have made several banger Genesis games and have a new one coming out soon that people are looking forward to.

>Of course whatever track record Fonzie had, he shat it away completely, but that wasn't yet known when preorders went up.
Pretty much, yes. Everyone trusted him back then since because before this he DID make good games, but he completely pissed all that way with this one. Never seen so much of the community that normally would be very against this in support of it instead.

>>11855241
I agree.... to a point. If you end up doing something like that "Doom on NES" cart where it's just a RaspberryPi running the game and outputting video to the NES/taking inputs from the controller than I don't feel that counts anymore, you are just using the console as a glorified video output/controller input at that point. (Though I guess they still would have had to write a system that renders each screen as tiles and mounts it to a part of RAM mapped to the CHR ROM on the NES, that's about the only cool part, the rest who cares, you could play any game with such a setup)

When you get to the point where the game is basically just running on the cart then it no longer counts. Paprium though from my understanding does not do this. It's why I don't care for most of these "They used special chips!" arguments, most of them are not pulling the bullshit that Doom on NES did. On top of that of course any newer games that use special chips will use a FPGA, because that's the only reasonable way to do it, you aren't going to be able to spin up a factory to pump out a few thousand ASICs just for your homebrew game, especially if it's a copyrighted chip. I don't see the issue as long as you aren't using the FPGA to do something well well beyond any hardware at the time would have been able to do, or running the game entirely on it.

As for why you didn't see it much on the Genesis. It's because the SNES had a weak CPU but good video hardware, it was not hard at the time with the way the system was designed to add co-processors to assist with that. Genesis had a good CPU, better than the SNES's, but weak video hardware, which was not that easy to supplement. SegaCD and 32X (the latter of was a mess to connect) were the best they could do.

>>11855290
>It's like shoving an entire 32X in there.
From my understanding the Genesis version of Virtua Racing did shove about the equivalent of half a 32X in there.

>>11855307
>As for why you didn't see it much on the Genesis. It's because the SNES had a weak CPU but good video hardware, it was not hard at the time with the way the system was designed to add co-processors to assist with that. Genesis had a good CPU, better than the SNES's, but weak video hardware, which was not that easy to supplement. SegaCD and 32X (the latter of was a mess to connect) were the best they could do.

Makes sense, thanks.

>>11855307
>From my understanding the Genesis version of Virtua Racing did shove about the equivalent of half a 32X in there.
It was also prohibitively expensive ..

>This chip was extremely expensive to manufacture, leading Sega to price the Genesis version of Virtua Racing unusually high: US$100 in the United States

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtua_Racing#Sega_Mega_Drive/Genesis

Keep in mind that's 1992 money.

>>11855373
I am well aware, the chip was expensive and IIRC was also quite faulty, they basically got scammed.

Also it's the only Genesis game that won't work while a 32X is attached due to it conflicting with the 32X's chips, not that you would want to play anyway if you have a 32X since the 32X version was better.

IIRC though wasn't Pantasy Star 4 also expensive because of it's hardware?

>>11855385
It's possible Phantasy Star 4 was more expensive due to the size of it's ROM, but I don't think it used any custom hardware.

I think that ultimately, at the end of the day, THE FONZ could have made the whole game in Scorpion engine, have it run on a stock Genesis, and completed it in a reasonable amount of time and budget. Plenty of other Genesis homebrew have done the same. But his inexperience and hubris led to a clusterfuck of custom chips and code because he just had to have his special big baby be TEH BESTEST EVAR!!!1one. Too bad, so sad.

>>11855394
>But his inexperience and hubris led to a clusterfuck of custom chips and code because he just had to have his special big baby be TEH BESTEST EVAR!!!1one. Too bad, so sad.
Definitely hubris. His previous game didn't work in most emulators simply because it's mapper was not supported, and it did some custom things no other game did like run off a cart but support the SegaCD for enhanced music if you put the soundtrack disk in it.

I recall the kickstarter was advertising all these crazy custom chips the game would use. The dude definitely wanted to make something crazy that was overpowered, but of course, reality is a lot harder than dreams.

>>11855394
There was no Scorpion Engine back then, even so it's like GBStudio, it's tedious and poorly documented and most people can't do good stuff for shit on these "NO CODING NEEDEDX engines, on top of dealing with bullshit like True or False values, banking and other weird terms that don't explain at all what they do of for what can be used in normal terms.

>>11849357
why so shaky? are you scared of something, Anon?

Lets just be honest about all this.
1. Fonzie is a piece of shit
2. To this day we have buyers who never recieved their copies
3. The ost is dreadful
4. The game is utter shit.

We have mod/homebrew games such as River City Girls of Rage or Street Fighter 2 of Rage and those are Lightyears ahead of this awful crap.

Imagine being scammed into paying for this, getting a copy, realising how shit it is, run the risk everytime you play it that it COULD leak black slime from the cart into your genesis

>>11849950
And when it finally got emulated, I played it and was shit, I don't see what everyone was excited for back then.

>>11849194 (OP)
Is this one of those situations where, after so much waiting and drama, people finally play the game and realize it's bad? Or is the game decent?

>>11855521
Mostly still imagines
Promised more work was being done
Claimed this and that

You have to realise fonzie was promising a ton of stuff and lied about so much shit that it's hard to keep track off.
It's the fact he doubled down and scammed everybody again claiming he was releasing a digital version on all platforms + a game gear release.....then he just stole all of the money and disappeared

>>11855513
>1. Fonzie is a piece of shit
>2. To this day we have buyers who never recieved their copies
Pretty much everyone agrees on this, in fact, MOST buyers didn't receive shit
>3. The ost is dreadful
Nearly everyone seems to like the music
>4. The game is utter shit.
Very divisive, I have seen people both hating and loving the game

>>11855535
All crowdfunding is a scam.

>>11855606
If people like the ost on this game then they have no taste on what an actual good ost is. Wouldnt surprise me if ape/zoomer think the music is good because its absolute shit.

Gameplay - people defending this games mechanics are either just happy to be given slop or that dont know what a good fighting game is (probably snes owners) because this is garbage. Even on the highest setting you can cake walk this just by spamming A button.
Run attack might as well not be there.
Back holding is pointless because you just do the same animation as you do from the front.
Only 1 jump kick attack? No down kick or standing still jump kick (even FF2 had this!).
Characters are either ugly or missed opportunities (Alex could of been given a bunny girl suit).
All the enemies are literally stolen characters from other games.
Theres not 1 single original idea here in paprium. They even fumbled up stealing cyber city odeos look/theme by telling the story so badly

>>11850950
>random ass japanese splattered across to give it that japanese magazine feel
I hate pretentious devs that do this shit.

>>11855307
>"Doom on NES" cart where it's just a RaspberryPi running the game and outputting video to the NES/taking inputs from the controller

As opposed to "Doom on SNES" which is just an Argonaut RISC core running the game, outputting video to the SNES/taking inputs from the controller?

>>11855703
You seem to have a rather massive hate-boner for this game. Nobody is saying the game is a perfect masterpiece, or that it's some unique experience, just that it's a good beat-em-up. Not the best, not even better than some others like Streets of Rage, just good. Most of these are people in their 30s-50s by the way if you want to delude yourself into thinking it must be zoomers.

>>11855513
>Imagine being scammed into paying for this
At the very least, if you sell your copy, you are making way more then you invested into it.

>>11855776
See? You're exactly what I mean about people who feel that any expansion chips are "cheating". There is a difference between a co-processor performing some of the game's calculations and the game running on it's own computer inside the cartridge.

The ARM chips used in those two shogi games were much more powerful than the FX chip, yet we know they were only used for the AI and the game itself was running on the SNES.

>>11855314
>>11855307
>As for why you didn't see it much on the Genesis.
Genesis did not have proper cartridge inputs for add-on chips, SNES did (IRQ, an extra data bus, clock signals, etc). Genesis was fundamentally flawed in this regard because the only expansion it could do was getting pre-prepared tile data from expansions (Virtua Racing, Sega CD), copy those to VRAM, and display them. Because the VRAM was not double buffered, you could only upload a few tiles at a time, not enough to refresh the entire screen.

As a result every add-on that expanded the graphics had to run either at a stupid slow frame rate, or take up only a small place of the screen. All the Sega CD scaling games, all the Sega CD FMV games, the SVP using Virtua Racing, even vanilla Genesis games doing 3d, were limited by how little tiles you could upload to the memory.

It also did not have any IRQ pins anywhere, so add-ons could not signal the CPU "here, we have data ready for you", so you had to have both chips looking at each other every other frame which slowed things down further and made it necessary to put extra CPUs in the Sega CD. You couldn't have a cpu run parallel to run games because there was too much latency. All the add-ons could do was push tiles, and the system was too slow to read those.

SNES had none of those problems so they could put whatever the fuck they wanted on the cart. The MSU-1 fan-made add-on could push full screen FMVs because the SNES add-on ports were actually useful for making add-ons, unlike the Genesis ones.

>>11855783
Your under the impression people will pay what it's worth. Plus the game itself is a ticking time bomb and could potentially destroy your genesis at any time.
You really feel dropping a fat money load on a potential risk like that is worth it?
Especially now when it's already been reported KO carts of this have been popping up on aliexpress.

>>11855781
Anon it's just not a good game. When you say 'other people' are we talking about real people or fucking youtubers and tiktokers?
To say that this game is a good beat em up is like saying The Immortal is a physiological horror game which defined the gene.

We have a mountain worth of beat em ups both on the MD and Snes and even the most boring of beat em ups such as The Peace Keepers has more effort put into it than this.
I dont hate the game, I just see it as an exceptional disappointment that fails on almost every level of what it's meant to offer + its legacy is that it will be remembered as that scam genesis game were the main guy stole all the money

>>11853073
I'm one of the few who had their physical copy shipped. It's not good.

>>11855229
cfw have nothing to do.
if libretro allows the pull request to go though, any up to date retroarch install with the gen plus gx core will be able to play it.

>>11855959
ekeeke spoke.
it needs more time in the oven.

Just played some of the OST without even touching the game. I think whoever "composed" this must be literally tone-deaf, because it's so dissonant it's almost embarrasing. This is worse than "My first MOD tracker" music.

The greatest copy protection of all time: the game self destructs so nobody can pirate it.

And yet pirates always find a way. Imagine being a lone homebrew guy thinking you can fight piracy.

>>11855805
>Anon it's just not a good game. When you say 'other people' are we talking about real people or fucking youtubers and tiktokers?
I don't use TikTok, and I mean besides that everywhere that I have seen. Youtube, gaming forums, general retro discussions, everywhere. The opinion is fairly split, and it will indeed have the legacy of being a scam, but I don't think the game itself is bad. You claim to not hate it, but you seem to really love bashing it. You really think nobody would buy used copies on eBay? People buy shitty things on eBay all the time if they are the slightest bit rare, of course if someone wanted to sell their copy it would sell for a good amount.

>>11856123
Just the fact that the enemies bounce around like pingpong balls when they get knocked over, lacking any sense of weight or impact, shows they didn't understand the assignment, or were too distracted by daydreams of DATANMIESTERS or whatever to focus on the task at hand.

>>11856123
>You really think nobody would buy used copies on eBay

No I dont think anyone would buy used copies on Ebay for 500 buckaroos. Not when kos are up on aliexpress already perfectly replicating the box and cartridge for 16 fucking dollars.

This shit game is not worth the paper the instruction manual is printed on.
Its legacy is one of greedy, lies, a shitty dev and a shitty team that released a low mid game for an extortionate amount of money. Then scammed people and kickstarter again.
I'm actually amazed no one is doing jail time for this mess of a game

>>11856181
>Its legacy is one of greedy, lies, a shitty dev and a shitty team that released a low mid game for an extortionate amount of money. Then scammed people and kickstarter again.
And that's exactly why people will pay for it.

>>11849210
>That's insulting to indie games
lol

>>11853262
nigga he is obviously one of the analized devs

>>11856181
>This shit game is not worth the paper the instruction manual is printed on.
>Its legacy is one of greedy, lies, a shitty dev and a shitty team
>I'm actually amazed no one is doing jail time

Oh yeah, you totally sound like you "don't hate the game" as you put it and definitely don't have a chip on your shoulder or are arguing from an emotional standpoint.

At least the other guy was giving reasons he didn't like the game instead of just raging over it. Guess I expected a little too much from here when I expected the argument to be coming from a place of reason instead of just hating on everything.

>>11849194 (OP)
lol this game sucked. Boy am i glad i didnt pre-order back then, lol.

Performative Outrage is not a personality guys.

As for the game, is just mid.

I paid for it (as I did with Pier Solar), but this Fonzie dude sent nothing but took my money away and now everybody could play it for free.
If this is how a cuck feels like... it's horrible.
I hope someone kill Fonzie, he may be a frenchfag but his souls is indian, what a fucking scummy scammer. Fuck this bullshit.

>>11858118
He only sent the game to youtubers on top of it all

>>11858142
I think he also sent it to some of the people who pledged stupid amounts of money to the Kickstarter, but that's about it. Most didn't get jack shit... and he had the nerve to launch a second Kicksatarter for a digital version of which everyone stupid enough to have fall for that got nothing at all.

Don't engage with "retro" anything that uses the Drive colour palette.

>>11858250
It's clearly Blade Runner tho.

>>11849194 (OP)
the color palette is gay af

>>11858358
Colour palette, anon.

>>11855307
>>It's like shoving an entire 32X in there.
>From my understanding the Genesis version of Virtua Racing did shove about the equivalent of half a 32X in there.
Yeah that sounds about right. You know what's funny, I've often thought SNK should have designed a plugin cartridge adapter for the MVS that upgraded the system capabilities of that cartridge slot. NeoGeo64 was a disaster; a simple upgrade board that allowed you to add 3D games to existing MVS cabinets would have fared better in the market and possibly paved way to an upgraded hardware platform down the line.

>>11858142
He made sure to send a nice sealed copy to VideOoooooo gam EessssssoooooooTerrricaaaaaaa

>>11858250
>anything that uses the Drive colour palette
I don't know what that is supposed to mean.

>>11859053
No there's a lot more hardware and capability in a 32X. And as far as Virtua Racing goes the 32X version is way better than the SVP Genesis version. SVP could have been something great for the Genesis, but it's not enough for that game. Sega made one bad decision after another.

>>11858142
>>11858236
I am a filthy nobody who only paid for a standard edition copy, and i got mine. Got fucked on various kickstarters though.

>>11859069
He's talking about the purple filter+blue rim lights shit.
I think it's call "bisexual lighting" or something.

>>11857980
>Boy am i glad i didnt pre-order back then, lol.

Well, i paid 2 × $49 for two investor editions and sold one for $899 some times ago so i am glad i did

>>11859117
>Got fucked on various kickstarters though.
Same here, though ironically so far every retro game I ever backed has delivered except for one, which is still getting development updates on Kickstarter nearly a decade later.

>>11859712
I got fucked on the kickstarter for Saber Riders and the Star Sherrifs after paying for the Dreamcast and PC Engine versions. I am hoping somehow, someway, it becomes a Paprium situation and the dirtbag who took the money and ran somehow actually delivers, but I wont hold my breath.

I also preordered sl@ve for Dreamcast like 10+ years ago, but its apparently atleast still in active development.

>>11858250
>>11858973
neon/pastel overload is honestly more of an early 90s thing, but people always conflate the early 90s with the 80s since it was basically the remaining 80s in spirit anyway

>>11859728
That thing was one of the best G2 Transformer toys, it had dozens of joints for movements, and it transformed from a STEALTH BOMBER to a TANK to a robot. And it had a second robot that could plug into it that could also transform and had a dozen joints up the wazoo and take nearly any pose? And a gun in each hand? and a motherfucking gattling cannon that FUNCTIONED? god damn.

>>11856095
Worse still, imagine having finite development time and choosing to spend it on copy protection instead of any other part of the game.
It's no wonder people are complaining, more time seems to have been spent trying to prevent the game from working than trying to actually make the game itself.

>>11859117
Same, and I even got a proto Smash Stick (that doesn't work). Sold my copy of Paprium though. It was okay but I needed the money. Seems like a small group of people are controlling the supply of the game online and artificially increasing the price further though.

>>11849194 (OP)
Why is there an ugly brown woman on the cover of a Genesis game?

>>11860670
Rude! She prefers to be called Parisian.

>>11859728
90s were gay af. in the 80s homos put shoulder pads on women's clothing, then the 90s came out and queered up everything.

>>11861023
The 90's is when the gays started getting uppity, but they were still being called out. It was when the queers started policing people's language that they started taking over industries.
Big artists were still openly calling queers what they are in the 90's.

pooprium

>>11861023
>>11861938
https://youtu.be/39DjlOiK-eY?t=230

Pretty fine with it, Sprites need more work
450 mb
This made me chuckle

Then the girl climbing away from tounge guy on the roof top

If fonze wasn't so protective and hard on for hardware, went digital
He'd made more money
Then it wouldn't be retro

Glad this got cracked and emulatorable
This made me kinda hate RetroArch

>>11861995
I hate that retroarch is made for consoles playing on televisions. It has the worst mouse selection response of any program I've ever used. Why do they even bother putting computer cores on retroarch if they can't even get mouse selection working?

>>11861995
>Glad this got cracked and emulatorable
Technically not fully cracked, that's why the 450mb file size. The sound hardware has not been cracked/reverse engineered and the music itself has not been dumped, people are using MP3 files of the soundtrack as a way to bypass that.

>>11861023
This kinda look peaked early 90s, then it switched over. People would probably see this image and think it's like 1981 but nah

>>11860259
Yeah it ruled, g2 was boss

>>11858103
YOU FUCKERS SAY EVERYTHING ISN'T A PERSONALITY SO WHAT THE FUCK IS ONE HUH TELL ME I NEED A PERSONALITY NOW SO NO ONE WILL SUSPECT ME SO WHAT THE FUCK EXACTLY IS A "PERSONALITY" YOU SUPPOSED EXPERT

>>11849194 (OP)
I'll wait to see if Krikzz can update the everdrive for it

>>11862553
he will not because krikzz is a fag and most likely wants to avoid the drama that would come from it.

>>11862573
>it will be clear only when i start working on it. most likely it is possible to implement. after a quick look at the mapper code it's still not clear what MCU resources are needed here, this is probably the only potential problem.
I mean, that doesn't seem to be the issue
He's probably just preoccupied with the shitty war

>>11862553
It would be a lot of work for next to nothing.

>>11862553
do any of the chink mapper famicom games even work on a fami/nes everdrive? seems like more shit that'll never get added

>>11862660
I think he's pretty based and has done it before

>>11861995
Can you beat the crap of those fags? It would change my opinion of the game a bit.

>>11861995
That is one ugly game.

>>11863028
You can even ride some of them after beating their shit up.nytdd

>>11862573
I don't think there is much drama against doing that. I know years ago he used to be against adding Pier Solar support but then eventually added it, and that's back when Fonzie was still respected. It's been near-universal hate for Fonzie and people going "Screw him! I am glad it's been pirated!" throughout this entire thing. If anything he would likely get praise, not drama. People working on SEGA cores on the MiSTer have been pretty casual about looking to get it to work on that too, not even caring about any drama it could cause.

I only saw one single French guy make a video against this... and he was heavily downvoted, nearly all of the comments (with Google Translate) were disagreeing with the video too.

>>11863028
Yeah because there a enemy type

They should be beatable when there pushing there carts
But as soon as you go right they put on there hat and chain and come after you

>>11850861
Anti piracy tripe
The guy just rants about jewtube videos showing how to play Paprium and sharing download links

>>11855759
>random ass japanese
>brilliant
>wow

>>11863954
What, are you saying a bunch of self-congratulatory japanese words doesn't qualify as random?

>>11864010
It's clearly not random.

>>11864016
In this context random ass means it doesn't belong

I got my game years ago and played it once. The whatever the fuck that metal thing is (heatsink?) rattles around in the cartridge.

>>11865038
It's probably fallen off.

>>11865110
Almost certainly the case. Apparently a common issue.

>>11865032
No that doesn't mean random in any context.

>>11851939
>he threw a big fancy release party
LMAO I forgot about this. He had a "release party", showing an absolutely broken version of the game without enemies. People were pissed and threatened to sue. He then 'quickly' finished up the game and released it within a year.

>I think whoever "composed" this must be literally tone-deaf
Really? I think it's really good. You really think these sound bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmBib6bkTvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJUDZJYUiLY

>>11850128
>designs look pretty terrible
While I think the graphics are a mixed bag (whole game is), Tug and The Girl are both really solid in my opinion. Both in design and sprite work.

>people defending this games mechanics are either just happy to be given slop or that dont know what a good fighting game
This I can agree with. If it it just played slightly better Paprium could be considered a good game.

>>11849194 (OP)
>Theres this dude showing his balls
Fucking Fonzie

So what exactly is a 'paprium'?

>>11866190
A miserable little pile of frogjank

Game looks and sounds like shit. All that storage space and it looks and sounds worse than Streets of Rage 2.

>>11865624
>he threw a big fancy release party
LMAO I forgot about this. He had a "release party", showing an absolutely broken version of the game without enemies. People were pissed and threatened to sue. He then 'quickly' finished up the game and released it within a year

How long was the timegap between that and the original announcement?

>>11866607
Project Y was announced Feb 2012.
'Release Party' was held Oct 2018.
Actual release Dec 2020.

Won't let this thread die.

>pirates acting like they're moralfags again

>>11865038
I removed the heatsink from my copy. Still got it sitting in the case as a memento of Fonzie's ineptitude.

Anyone has the manual for this shit? Would like to add it to my frontend so I can eventually take a day off to play it and laugh at Fonzie

>>11849194 (OP)
Its a beat em up, they are all brain dead simple. I dont know what you idiots expected. Also not retro.

>>11867803
>fatchild fishing for dopamine again

>>11867849
Download archive with RA core and rom dump (I took d i s k . y a n d e x . r u /d/cTB0Mq1pR8-I0A but you can look for other versions).
Drop CORES and INFO in the main RA folder. Launch core named "Paprium" than launch "paprium.bin". If it starts with minigame than die and reset core. It should now play the main game. That's it.

>>11868518
Sorry yeah I didn't express myself well, I meant the actual manual pdf file

>>11866651
Fuck, I don't wanna make an indie game then.

>>11868518
>.ru

>>11868547
Tbh, Fonzie did put himself into this position.

Instead of using tools for the Mega Drive, he made his own and programmed using Assembly.
He wanted to make the biggest and baddest game on the system, so he needed a shit lot of content and pretty graphics.
He made a game of a old ass system that couldn't support his vision so he threw in extra chips that added even more complexity to an already big ass scope.
Etc.

This is an extreme case. You can make Paprium in Unity in a year.

>>11868518
Thanks it works!
Finished some levels on hard with Alex before losing all lives. Well I enjoy the style but controls feel sloppy as hell and literally plagiarized SoR enemies made me scratch my head why even do this.

>>11868814
I think the design of Alex and Tug and most of their sprite work is really good, they did a great job on them both.

The gameplay on the other hand could be better, but I find it fun to just play through all the stages and paths, beating all the bosses and unlocking the secret characters - even if the gameplay itself is not that great.

>>11868827
Yeah Paprium looks great on screens but some sprites are straightforward traced from SoR (e.g. Dice's running punch = Axel's grand upper, those parody gay dudes, etc.). I like references but that's a little too much for my taste. Music is okay, love supermarket theme.

>>11868736
You could probably make the game on ClickteamFusion or Construct 3 in even less then a year, if you know the basics and DEDICATE to NOT PROCRASTRINATE

lol... little men are not ashamed by anything :D

https://www.vinted.fr/items/6682186295-paprium-megadrive-for-windows-pc

>>11868827
Does the game ever not use the fake purple outrun aesthetic?

>>11851627
Pipacy stinks? what

The sound effects are fucking terrible.

>>11870376
... And half the sprites.
Other half are crazy good for a Genesis game.

>>11870376
P U H P R E E E E E U M !

>>11870376
Lemme guess, your typical default GEMS sound driver beeps boops and farts

>>11863028
Don't get their blood on you.

>tfw no tied up and gagged Alex gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWor6O_bJ4


>>11870351
No, not really. Fonzie who made it is a homosexual so he needed it to be purple and pink everywhere with fag npcs running around showing their balls.

>>11849194 (OP)
Finally beat the Solarium. Took a while to figure what the game is asking you to do to get there.

I put the Paprium core in my Retroarch cores folder but when I try to boot the game it only gives me a small list of suggested cores to choose from and the Paprium core isn't one of them. How do I fix this?

Will Earthion be the first good aftermarket Genesis game ever made

>>11871908
Did you puth the info file in the info folder?

>>11871942
Unlike Paprium, Earthion is coming to all curent platforms.

>>11871943
Is the info file bundled with the game or the core? I didn't see it but I'll double check.

But does it run on kgen?

>>11872581
Fuck no
RetroArch or die
Heil Dannyboi

le jeu le plus puissant!

I'll care once it runs on Kega Fusion.

>>11871942
What about Demons of Asteborg? That's from 2021.
There's a whole bunch of aftermarket games that end up being Evercade releases too.

>>11871817
What do you have to do? I assumed it was just Throning the three main dudes.

>>11849194 (OP)
Eh

>>11873247
I'm not 100% about how it exactly works but to reach the final levels you need to either:
- unlock Ba Ba (hidden in Docks level, when you see the flying pink drone, beat up all enemies then punch the sealed door on the left) that will give you access to the NX terminals (red arcades things)
- have a character sit on the police HQ throne which will allow you to
take the shortcut to the Spa in the subway level

AND

- have a character sit on the Golden of Seas throne to get the pass to go beyond KTV

>>11871942
>>11872965
This and Astebros are great

Is this something that will be able to boot on a ever drive eventually?

>>11873454
yes, if whatever everdrive's firmware is updated to load sound files from the sd card. If not then maybe it will take a bit longer

>>11872962
>not Genecyst
scoff.

>>11872962
kega fusion is extremely inaccurate, barely works on newer operating systems, and is closed source so no one can even update it

>>11873589
That's just a work-around because the game is only partially cracked. Doing that way would be like when we needed decrypted graphics packs for S-DD1 or SPC7110 games instead of the emulators just supporting the chips themselves. Would be better to work on cracking and dumping the sound hardware instead of using MP3s from the soundtrack as a work-around.

>>11873734
I'm pretty sure that Anon was joking, it would be like asking if Former Dawn will run on Nesticle.

>>11849194 (OP)
Why does the green man keep yelling "GAY!" when hit?

>>11874284
He knows, anon. Everyone knows.

>>11874284
That's the gay detector.

>>11874284
What? He doesn't in my game bro LMAO

>>11874284
>>11874373
Every copy of Paprium is personalized.

>>11874406
You joke but having a personalized copy was one of the things advertised on one of the stupid expensive Kickstarter tiers.

>>11874492
>Backers: 3

>>11871134
I'm not a Genesis/Mega Drive player, I just know anything that uses generic "THWACK!" sounds isn't good.