>sexual assaurt is funny gaijin hahaha. Why are you not raughing?

>>11850040 (OP)
It is kinda funny

If this was Toby Fox, he patch it out because poor xitter/bsky users got booty hurt over his edge.

I raughed.

Lowkey erotic

Sexual harassment is always funny and I'm tired of pretending its not.

that's not sexual assault he's just copping a feel

>be a thief who works as a mercenary, live from day to day
>get a job to kidnap a princess
>she's actually down with the kidnapping, so no struggle
>she's a real cutie
>get to spend some time with her
>know full damn well you'll probably never see her again after the job ends
>odds are the two of you will never become a couple, and she can't exactly report you to the police right now
>do you be a gentleman, or do you cop a feel of that royal ass?
Kinda reminded me of that scene in The Mummy where Rick kisses Evelyn.
>I thought I was about to be hanged, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

>>11850040 (OP)
>sexual assaurt is funny
Correct.

>>11850040 (OP)
Lookin' good, Susan.

>>11850430
god damn

>>11850040 (OP)
Japanese are rapists because they're not handsome or manly

Heaven forbid! Humans are sexual animals and this is kinda funny. No one seems to have issues with Zida
ne murdering people and animals with swords.

Zidane is based

>>11850498
If someone touched my underaged daughters ass, they're getting lynched. Your kind don't deserve rights.

>>11850506
I don't care, they're the same age. Get over it.

>>11850506
fun fact: statistically, your daughter will lick at least one of her boyfriends' assholes. eating ass is all the rage these days.

>>11850506
>underaged
16 is the age of consent in most of the US including where I live, and Japan. Garnet is 16. Maybe you should've worn a condom when "assaulting" your wife.

>>11850506
Nor do murderers.

I haven't played this but I always assumed from this screenshot he just accidentally bumped into her. Like they were both climbing and she paused for a second or was moving slowly, and he's looking forward at the ladder not up at her, so just moved into her too quickly.

>>11850526
>he just accidentally bumped into her. Like they were both climbing and she paused for a second or was moving slowly,
That is canonically what happened. You can read past the censorship if you want and assume that he felt she liked him and was making a move to gauge interest. That's how it was when I was a teenager, you see some signs then make a lewd joke or sit really close to her and see if she's comfortable or nervous - that tells you what you need to know.

>>11850489
Ackshually they're so handsome, they domesticated an entire race of japanese women.

Laws should be passed so that Men can have their way with women whenever they want

>>11850430
dagger was draggin a wagon

>>11850040 (OP)
Zidane should've stuck to butting on people's asses instead of their chest.

>>11850040 (OP)
Its okay because you know they will end together so he just tasting the goods.

>>11850040 (OP)
You can't sexually assault a queen, it's like racism, power + prejudice. Zidane's just punching up her ass

>>11850040 (OP)
>>11850104
cunny. ouuuh. why am i crying?

>S-E old guard: "ooooo you don't rike funny sexural gaggu, then re kill remaku! HOW DO YU RIKE DAT GAIJIN?!"
Fucking based

>>11850506
You touched your daughter (your weewee juice), so we're gonna have to arrest you bitch.

>>11850512
I thought girls don't like icky male things aside penis