If this had 6 face buttons you’d call it the greatest controller ever made.

>no dpad

>>11864916 (OP)
How do you use the 3rd stick?

>>11864920
Four buttons on the left

>>11864929
Same as 64, completely moving your hand and making the left side obsolete

>>11864930
nta, but not a dpad

>>11865029
Maybe according to semantic nitpicking, but it's divinely equivalent to one

>>11864930
>>11865042
There's too much space between them to cleanly input diagonals or sweeping motions, so that is absolutely not equivalent to a proper D-pad.

>>11865050
>There's too much space between them to cleanly input diagonals or sweeping motions, so that is absolutely not equivalent to a proper D-pad.

>>11864929
With your dick.

>>11864916 (OP)
remove the four buttons at left and replace them with a d-pad, and then remove the left stick and replace that too with a d-pad, and I'd become interested in your argument

>>11864929
Same as 64, by rubbing your crotch against it or by moving it against your crotch.

>>11865234
I can't post the picture of it without getting banned, but you dock your foreskin onto the center prong, leave a revolver with a few bullets on the table in front of you and that's how you grip n sip 64.

>>11865238
That's kind of weird bro, me and my friends never played pantsless goldeneye. We would do shirts vs skins so you could know who was on what team wheb we smash bros but that was it. What I would do is lean back a little, roll on my left side, pull my right foot back and plant it on my left knee, take my right hand off of the joysitck, put the pad between my legs, reach around with my right hand then grab the stick right in the area between my ass and balls, then pull it close so the tip of the stick is touching the crotch of my pants. This allowed for almost instant jumping and ducking. My brain didn't even need to process the movement, I just trusted my pelvis basically on instict.

>>11864929
with your appendix
>but I had mine surgically removed
I bet you took the opportunity to transition too

>>11865042
>semantic nitpicking
No, it's not a directional pad by definition. Sorry your childhood console was the Switch, but that's not how it works.

>>11865312
>my gay thumb is too little to do anything but pick up pencils

>>11865315
I really don't care about your "gay thumb", a d-pad describes something specific that this controller lacks.

>>11865089
>>11865315
You need to stop with your forced Xitter mobile meme.

>>11864916 (OP)
why does it have an n64 stick

>>11864916 (OP)
Why isn't there a d-pad?

>>11866125
there's a d-pad, just in button form like the c-buttons on an n64 controller

>>11866129
So not a D-pad.

>>11866134
that's still a d-pad retard

>>11866135
Zoomer who has never used a d-pad.

>>11864929
Same as N64 controller

>>11864930
>d pad but as individual buttons
bleak

>>11866152
>zoomer
nearly every controller since fucking NES has a d-pad

>>11866447
Except OP's doesn't have a d-pad.

So what is this pad? A light gun/controller combo? It uses batteries apparently.

>>11866553

>>11866553
So Playstation controllers don't have a dpad?

>>11866793
The PlayStation's d-pad is single piece of plastic that pivots just like a Nintendo style d-pad. The center is just under the outer shell.
The controller in the OP, like the Switch, uses four separate buttons.

>>11866593
That’s a WonderSwan pad, not a D pad

>>11866882
How do you know how OP's image works? Have you held it? Have you taken it apart?

>>11865238
>Sorry, can’t DOCK something.

>>11866578
>So what is this pad? A light gun/controller combo?
More or less, the image in the OPs pic cuts off the handle in the middle. You can either use it like a regular dual shock controller or you can hold the handle and use it as a light gun for Guncon-compatible games.