What is the Richard Gere of retro game consoles?

>>11877485 (OP)
Saturn obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWLcVvry_w0

>>11877485 (OP)
you mean, which console stuck a gerbil up its ass?
probably the ZX Spectrum

I had a really good joke about sticking a hamster up your ass being associated with a certain group of gamers but then I saw some retard made a low effort post about it so there's no point in me posting my joke.

>>11877547
>slowpoke.mpreg

>>11877547
look om the bright side. it probably wasnt that good

>>11877547
Is it that hard to discuss retro video games?

>>11877556
On that note, what is the Richard Gere of retro video games?

>>11877563
American Gigalo on MSX

>>11877563
Earthworm Jim level 3, Down the Tubes

>>11877563
Gex probably

Can't believe no one said Game Gere, you people are retards

Okay be real with me, did Richard Gere actually put a gerbil up his butt? How did that rumor even get started?

Alright looked it up and it's bullshit, interesting to see how it started though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPIC02BLDg0

>>11877571
nobody said that because it would be a faggy redditor thing to say instead of explicitely tying the joke into him sticking a small rodent up his anus. you failed, you're a fag, and frankly, i'm embarassed for you.

>>11877575
um, yikes!

>>11877578
very ungerbilpilled behavior, but you do you.

>>11877579
The Mongolian gerbil or Mongolian jird (Meriones unguiculatus) is a rodent belonging to the subfamily Gerbillinae. Their body size is typically 110–135 mm (4+1⁄4–5+1⁄4 in), with a 95–120 mm (3+3⁄4–4+3⁄4 in) tail, and body weight 60–130 g (2–4+1⁄2 oz), with adult males larger than females. The animal is used in science and research or kept as a small house pet. Their use in science dates back to the latter half of the 19th century, but they only started to be kept as pets in the English-speaking world after 1954, when they were brought to the United States. However, their use in scientific research has fallen out of favor.

>>11877581
>However, their use in scientific research has fallen out of favor.
but then, one gerbil decided to go where no gerbil has gone before...

>>11877571
Wow you're so cool

Obviously it’s the MSX2, home of the classic stealth-action duology of Richard Gere and Richard Gere 2: Solid Gerbil

Anything banned in China

What a low quality thread

>>11877563
Animal Crossing (into his ass)

>>11877485 (OP)
i don't know any tibet games banned in west taiwans.
>>11877497
commies don't buy consoles because tariffs(their own tariffs on all foreign thing, not new trump tariffs) and piracy, but obviously not banned in west taiwan.

>>11877701
HK97?

>>11877574
based Sly

>>11877705
janny's gonna FREAK when she wakes. this is like the 5th low effort thread i've seen this morning.

>>11878017
Imagine having your Friday start off with a whole bunch of fresh stinky dinkies strewn out all over your board...
Poor janny...

>>11877571
The other two anons who replied are stuffing gerbils up their anuses, don't worry it was a good post.

>>11877506
kek

>>11877497
fpbp

>>11877485 (OP)

>>11877485 (OP)
None because there isn't a single console that I can think of that'll let you shove a hamster up its ass.