Cowabunga.

.....Cowafuckingpieceofdogshit!!

Seriously though, boomers must've thought children were nuts for being obsessed with something called "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

i fucking loved this game. people rip on it way too hard. i beat it at 6 years old, bugged dam level and all.

>>11880030
way better than in the UK, calling them "teenage mutant hero turtles", because for some reason the british government is racist against ninjas

Yabba Dabba Doo!

>>11879945 (OP)
I beat it for the first time last month. great game, if you stock up on scrolls in the first map you can break the game somewhat, also stocking up on boomerangs in the last map if you run low on the scrolls.

>>11879945 (OP)
Getsu Fuuma Den 2: TMNT
Daisuki Desu

>>11879945 (OP)
The first game is underrated in epicness
2 is the greatest TMNT game of all time
3 is almost as great as 2
Time is almost as good as 2
TMNT fighters is good and interesting

>>11879945 (OP)
As a kid Raphael was my favorite so it made me happy that the cover had 4 mean looking Raphaels.

>>11880002
...too derivative

>>11880128
Konami was a miracle that we did not deserve

I say this a lot.

>>11880030
Kinda the point. It proved the appeal of weird and somewhat random ideas in a time where stuff aimed at kids was much more generic and by the numbers.

Obviously then the inevitable happened and execs tried to make a formula out of it. In the nearly 3 decades of hypercapitalistic children entertainment marketing that ensued, the notion that a formula for originality instantly defeats the purpose has never truly sunk in.

>>11880519
Why does this stick out of all the random things we could remember?

>>11880774
probably because its the first level and the voice line is pretty good for the snes which makes it memorable

>>11880057
>for some reason the british government is racist against ninjas
Not quite, it was right wing moral panic. You can thank Thatcher for that. Like you can thank Thatcher for literally anything that has gone wrong since.

>>11880857
>UK is a leftist hellhole with open borders and infinity indians and arabs.
I-its the right wingers fault!

>>11880857
>>11880893
>Hey we don't want to "censor" your stuff or anything and we're hardly against foreign cultures but can you change a couple things so kids don't idolize spy/assassins and build their own highly imitable costumes and simple weapons they will inevitably hurt somebody with (most likely themselves in the case of nunchucks?). It's just that we're in a time in History when there's active domestic terrorist groups in a number of European countries and they literally wear masks and also we're still dealing with the fallout of wars that didn't conveniently not happen in our own continent.
Bruh that's definitely right wing moral panic stupidity. Why were moral panicky right wingers so stupid? Imagine right wing moral panicking this hard.

>>11879945 (OP)
>that one second floor hallway with a little gap in the floor and too little overhead where if you try to jump over it you bump and fall back to the first floor but if you just walk forward you do a little skip over it
was i the only one who spent fifteen minutes ripping my hair out until i accidentally walked over it?

>>11880002
Filtered

>>11881385
You can just walk over it.

... You can just walk over it.

>>11880124
Dunkey Dookie Pantry

>>11880519
I say all of them as intrusive thoughts.

>>11880774
I gravitate towards Technodrome - Let's Kick Shell more.

>>11880930
>but can you change a couple things so kids don't idolize spy/assassins

Why? One of their icons is James Bond, ironically.

>>11879945 (OP)
I could get to the Shredder as a kid but could never beat him. That gun he had used to fuck me up big time.