Aside from the astral observatory, this is one of the most beautiful locations in MM. It's so peaceful, especially with the ambient wind and birds in the BG. I could stay here forever.

>>11886452 (OP)
For me, it's iconic 5th gen scenes depicting trees on hilltops with symbolic undercurrents

>>11886452 (OP)
my favorite location is romani's mountains

>>11886452 (OP)
>widescreen
You didn't beat the game

>>11886554
this isn't my screenshot dumbass

>>11887014
So you didn't even play the game? Embarrassing

>>11887019
I did, I just needed to find a shot of the location for this post

>>11886554
I got MM the day it came out.
The decomp in widescreen is a better experience. You're not 1337 for having played a video game before someone else.

>>11887065
/vr/ isn't the place for you, zoomie

>>11887067
I was born in the '80s, kiddo. Got the cart the day it came out, gold with a holographic cart sticker iirc. Playing the original version of a video game is a laughable thing to base your self-worth on. The decomp plays better.

>>11886452 (OP)
This is what I will do after reaching FIRE (400 bucks a month).

>>11887072
Sure you were, mate

>>11887094
Okay, zoomie.

>11887103
>gets called out for being a zoomer who can't play games without modern "quality of life" improvements on modern hardware
>n-no youre the zoomie!!
Just sad and embarrassing

>>11887115
Oh no, I prefer the version that looks and runs better. Heaven forbid!
I called you a zoomie because you called me one for no reason. See how that works?
I'm not impressed you played the original version, I did too, and it doesn't make me a better or more-"real" of a gamer. I only played the decomp for ~15 minutes once to check it out and it runs very well. If I wanted to play MM again (I don't) I'd play the decomp. I find it hilarious that something so trivial upsets you.

>>11887031
probably just more lies, you didn't beat shit
>>11886551
>>11886554
based
>>11887065
>>11887134
not retro

Thread fucken sucks. How could you let those "you didn't beat the game" homosexuals derail it like this, OP? Fuck you and your shit choice of image. Next time do better. That said, I really like the fairy fountains. They aren't as special as the moon, but I love them nonetheless.

>>11887868
You're really gonna diss my boi "you didn't beat the game" like that

>>11886452 (OP)
>no mention of Romani Ranch
kys

>>11886452 (OP)
>n64
>beautiful
pick one

>>11887065
Is there anywhere to download Ship of Harkinian without joining their discord?

I'll be at the bar.

>>11887134
>looks and runs better
[citation needed]

>>11888125
The bar makes me feel too sad.

>>11888069
you weren't born
>acktually I'm-
stfu i don't care

>>11886452 (OP)
Why were the masked children all little Happy Mask Salesmen models?

>>11888134
why the happy mask salesmen had the MM to begin with? it all ties back to him, is part of the mistery.

>>11888203
because he collects masks... what kind of collector doesn't have at least one rare artifact?

>>11888134
The Happy Mask Salesman himself is clearly some sort of powerful interdimensional being. My theory is that Majora is some dark part of the Happy Mask Salesman that was purged from him with the Song of Healing and trapped in Majora's Mask.

Stone Tower Temple... home

>>11888427
For me, it's Romani Ranch.

>>11888281
really gay

he's a wandering, obsessional man possessed of a wandering, obsessional curse. Link crosses paths with him at the wrong time, and Link can't say no to someone who needs help. that's all.

MM is zelda gaiden. side story. there doesn't need to be any overarching significance...he's just a salesman who lost track of a valuable, dangerous piece of his inventory. this is just a side story, one of link's adventures, albeit one of the more memorable, but not would of world-historical importance for hyrule or its world.

>>11886452 (OP)
>this is one of the most beautiful locations in MM
Nah. The game has so many better locations if you play on a CRT. The colors enhance the game in a way words can't describe. The entire game feels like a dream. The tree area was cool, but it wasn't a heavy hitter.

>>11888656
Then how would YOU explain the children in the moon being little boy versions of the Happy Mask Salesman and being equally interested in collecting masks?

MM is quite possibly the most pseud game ever made. It's the evangelion of video games. I'm surprised it doesn't end with Link finding out he's gay and then sitting in a chair while everyone claps for him. The funny part is that OoT is largely a by-the-numbers hero's journey fantasy tale, and yet it teaches a significant moral lesson that this piece of shit could never convey with all of its intellectual masturbation, which is that becoming an adult makes you aware of the world's evil, that most of your problems are your own fault, and that the only way to win through is to accept that you will never be honored for your good deeds, but to do them anyway. This pretentious romhack doesn't deserve to exist.

>>11887967
Yes, I am. He probably didn't even beat the game either and that makes him a faggot.

>>11886452 (OP)
>beautiful location
>green and blue mushy textures.

>>11888752
>that most of your problems are your own fault
Except that's almost universally false.

>>11888819
t. 98 IQ atheist faggot who blames his mom and dad for fucking instead of taking accountability for his own actions

>>11888281
>>11888656
He's also Miyamoto

>>11886452 (OP)
gotta agree op, it's so comfortable. i'd sleep beneath the tree there.

>>11888127
Why sad? The bar is pretty cool especially since it’s off limits until you get an id. Thought that was a cool touch.

>>11889000
It's just the vibes of the place. An all-but-empty bar with only a couple people moping about quietly. It's like a shell of what you can tell its former, more lively self was. Everything in there feels so heavy and lonely.

>>11888802
You are rude.

>>11886452 (OP)
Dr. Mario did it better.

What's the retrogaming pantheon of the OneTreeHill aesthetic?

>>11888069
It unironically is. Get the fuck out of here, retarded faggot.

>>11888073
just join their discord you little bitch, stop being a little bitch you little bitch
>>11889305
dick like a grain of rice
>>11888125
hell yeah brother
chateau Romani can get it

>>11890103
>just join their discord you little bitch
No, fuck that bullshit. Make a website like a normal person and stop forcing everyone to join your tranny groomer group.

>>11888752
weak bait

>>11890115
>like a normal person
maybe twenty years ago you old bitch lmao, we have meetings at work over discord now
t. irs jockey

>>11892349
>the IRS is full of tranny groomer pedos
Color me shocked.

>>11892445
I don't see color, chuddie

>>11886478
comfy

>>11888656
interesting, the happy mask salesman might be the first retroomer but with masks instead of vidya.
he is just mentally ill after all

>>11888656
>not would of world-historical importance for hyrule or its world.
MM is the whole reason Link turns into a Stalfos and is able to train his descendant in TP.

>>11892773
>relevant to some weird shoehorned TP memberberries
like i said not world historical

>>11892707
this is what i think, yeah. he's just a mentally ill guy who kept it just in check enough to spin up a reselling/scalping business around his autistic obsession, but wasn't able to implement proper security because despite becoming a mask salesman he was still too autistic to fathom anyone would actually want his masks but him.

>>11892880
Cherry picking season is in, I see.

how would these three fare in Hyrule?

>>11892773
he died, that's just his spirit

>>11892912