Thread 11893810 - /vr/

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:38:46 AM No.11893810
Golden_Abs_III
Golden_Abs_III
md5: dc6f3fbf72383ba45a896728856fe16f๐Ÿ”
Literally an upgrade to Golden Ass 1 and 2 in every way.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:40:03 AM No.11893815
>>11893810 (OP)
I was surprised to find out people hated this game on the internet, I thought it was pretty cool. I liked playing as the cat man.
Replies: >>11893828 >>11893854
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:47:10 AM No.11893828
>>11893815
Is this game another case of some idiot youtumor like AVGN destroying its reputation?
Replies: >>11893854 >>11893901 >>11894042
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:00:39 AM No.11893854
>>11893810 (OP)
>>11893815
>>11893828
Golden Axe 1 and 2 fans are the biggest tastelets when it comes to beat em ups.

>SOR2, 3 and even 1 exist
>"Nah I'll stick to the shitty beat em ups."

I bet they're the types that like Altered Beast too.

3 has genuinely cool forward thinking mechanics like the block button and the multiple paths.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:11:38 AM No.11893884
friday
friday
md5: 9c079ef5fe086de53226a5ebcedabd4d๐Ÿ”
>>11893854
SoR 1 > 2 > 3
Golden Axe 3 > 1 > 2
Altered Beast is pretty good with the right expectations
Replies: >>11893898 >>11894361
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:17:45 AM No.11893897
birdman
birdman
md5: 58945e89d604c65689cdf46ef1179ed6๐Ÿ”
It's down to you and me, Harvey Birdman
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:18:58 AM No.11893898
>>11893884
>Altered Beast is pretty good with the right expectations

Okay I lowered my expectations, game still sucks
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:19:22 AM No.11893901
>>11893828
>Who's more foolish, the fool or the fools who follow him?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:23:16 AM No.11893909
altered-beast
altered-beast
md5: 21c07d44eec113bb32af934f709cb77d๐Ÿ”
>>11893898
I enjoy it. I didn't at first (first played a couple years ago) because it was so hard and bland. Coming back to it today, it's actually fairly easy and full of charm. I love the transformations, too. Definitely not the best game ever, but when I'm exhausted after a long day at work and just wanna unwind, you better believe I'm gonna be booting up Altered Beast again in the future.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:24:39 AM No.11893913
>>11893810 (OP)
It looks like a Master System game.
Replies: >>11893914 >>11893964 >>11894360 >>11894689
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:25:02 AM No.11893914
>>11893913
GA1 and 2 look like fucking shit.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:29:13 AM No.11893925
>>11893810 (OP)
It is ugly as fuck dude. It looks like a shitty Chinese rom hack or something.
The music is awful too. Why do you think its better?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:48:35 AM No.11893964
>>11893913
>>11893925
What? It looks way better than Golden Axe 1 and 2. It's on par with Streets of Rage 2 or 3. The music's fucking banging too what? Are you deaf blind and dumb or just a contrarian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDc40vP1byQ
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:34:40 AM No.11894037
>>11893964
Here's my theory on why GA1 and 2 lovers don't like GA3 (even though GA1 and 2 suck)

>Be kid
>Get Genesis
>Have Altered Beast and Golden Axe
>These are your only games
>You grow up pretending these games are "legendary"
>They maybe rent Golden Axe 2 and other Genesis games, but GA3 never comes out in the US except on Sega Channel, a niche of a niche
>Later in life, emulate GA3, don't know anything about it, don't have a manual, etc they just see it at face value and instantly don't like it
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:37:12 AM No.11894042
>>11893828
No one liked this game to begin with. It doesn't have the cool vibes of GA1 or especially 2, and doesn't have the gameplay of Streets of Rage 2 and 3.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:38:47 AM No.11894047
>>11893810 (OP)
GA 3 is fantastic, I'm not terribly good at the GA games but I always think they're fun. I always had the impression that people didn't like 3 but haven't encountered anyone in the wild stating it.
Also The Revenge of Death Adder is my favourite in the series, both glad and sad it never got a Mega Drive port (or even a Saturn Port)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:40:27 AM No.11894050
>>11894047
>Also The Revenge of Death Adder is my favourite in the series, both glad and sad it never got a Mega Drive port (or even a Saturn Port)

Imagine Genesis Punisher but somehow even uglier
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:41:23 AM No.11894051
>>11894047
Capcom ported Dungeons and Dragons to the Saturn after it was already a dead system, but Sega could never, ever be bothered to port Golden Axe.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:53:02 AM No.11894071
Contrarian weirdo thread. The game has no enemy variety whatsoever and certain moves like the pantherโ€™s jump attack trivialize the entire game.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:30:25 AM No.11894187
>>11894071
Lol what, it has about as much variety as any other beat em up on the platform
>you can cheese it so it sucks
So every beat em up sucks, great. Just dont cheese faggot.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:32:35 AM No.11894191
>>11894042
Its vibes are way fucking cooler than either GA1 or 2. The hawk level in 3 is significantly cooler than anything in 1 or 2. I swear to god you retards dont play games. Stop posting about games you've never played.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:35:10 AM No.11894195
>>11894191
This is a nostalgia retro board. Even if they're factually wrong, there's no stopping people from thinking GA1 and 2 still rate.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:36:33 AM No.11894197
1647877340082
1647877340082
md5: 1e337b0e171e67444d1956f109dc53bf๐Ÿ”
>>11893909
I like using the cheat codes to change which animals you morph into in each level. Playing the first level as the bear feels so wrong
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:37:50 AM No.11894202
Golden Axe 1 and 2 are nearly identical games. Shit graphics, shit gameplay. GA3 feels like a proper development of the series, with much funner and more responsive gameplay than GA1/2 and MUCH better graphics. Its kind of insane how far ahead Streets of Rage was until GA3 was released. Funnily the series is kind of the anti-Streets.
>streets 1 great, golden axe 1 awful
>streets 2 "great"*, ga2 awful
>streets 3 awful, ga3 great
*streets 2 is overrated trash that unnecessarily bogs down the perfect formula streets 1 had. worse music too.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:51:41 AM No.11894220
>>11894191
I've played all these games. You're the one who posted a screenshot of GA3 (showing how ugly the graphics are) and then started shitting on games people actually like.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:54:26 AM No.11894226
>>11894220
nta but it looks objectively better than ga1 and 2?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:19:50 AM No.11894318
>>11893810 (OP)
Why are people so obsessed with scenarios where it released in the west?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:16:53 AM No.11894360
>>11893913
It's the retarded filter.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:19:37 AM No.11894361
>>11893884
>SoR 1 > 2 > 3
Based
I know SoR2 is objectively more polished and just generally better on a technical level, but SoR has a unique grungy feel I prefer
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:24:33 AM No.11894367
>>11894071
>certain moves like the pantherโ€™s jump attack trivialize the entire game
You mean like the dash, high jump, stab down attack every character has in the first game?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:47 AM No.11894371
1749929245677890
1749929245677890
md5: 3666c1ed311832dc96f01cb57d0d0159๐Ÿ”
>>11894318
>Why are people so obsessed with scenarios where it released in the west?
It literally got a western release through Sega Channel though
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:36:01 PM No.11894593
>>11893810 (OP)
>huge moveset (putting SoR games to absolute shame)
>4 characters with different builds
>branching paths
>great OST
The hatred for this game makes no sense whatsoever. The only real issue it has is the lack of enemy variety.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:36:52 PM No.11894596
>>11894593
GA1 and 2 worship is purely nostalgia
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:40:46 PM No.11894604
>>11894596
I don't get the GA1&2 worship to begin with. GA3 is real solid.
Replies: >>11894608
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:42:33 PM No.11894608
>>11894604
See: >>11894037

It's more than likely in most peoples first couple Genesis games. Usually after a couple years they have the STACK that they call their games and it probably has either 1 or 2 in it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:47:30 PM No.11894616
>>11893854
SoR 2 > Bare Knuckle 3 > SoR1 > SoR3
Golden Axe 2 > 3 > 1
I love altered beast, it's a cozy game to me
Alien storm rocks.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:32:28 PM No.11894671
Man surely there's a lot of seethe in this thread.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:32:33 PM No.11894672
>>11894616
Alien Storm definitely doesnt get enough love. My beat em up cart lineup is Altered Boomer, Alien Storm, GA1, SoR1 (both from 6-pak) and Captain America and the Avengers. If GA3 had a US cart I'd buyfag that too, but alas. The genny has such a great lineup of beat em offs.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:53:57 PM No.11894687
>>11893810 (OP)
Based. I love GA3. Most complaints are just
>bwaah I want to play as the dwarf!!
>it's not popular so it's bad
The only thing I dislike is overall balancing. There's a lot of fancy combos and throws, but they all do about same damage. Ride animals are pretty mediocre. Magic isn't too strong either. But then there's forward+B+C which is probably the best attack in the game, Tyris can kill most enemies with it easily. Panther has that unblockable leap move which is pretty broken too.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:54:00 PM No.11894689
>golden axe SMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWwNauNaN1U
>golden axe 1 genesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwDu6RkQa3E
>golden axe 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJApdZFN2I
Any retard (>>11893913) claiming GA3 looks bad (or worse than GA1/2 on Genesis) is retarded and probably hasn't played a retro video game in 2 decades, purely blinded by nostalgia of playing GA1 when they were kids and parroting bad opinions on games they've never played like chimps.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:55:03 PM No.11894690
1989 golden axe
1989 golden axe
md5: 7796c842177de2284620f75623c81feb๐Ÿ”
>>11893810 (OP)
having paths is great. Also new characers
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:17:50 PM No.11894802
Just pay attention to download the right 60hz ROM on internet. Most are the PAL version from the Wii release
Replies: >>11895468
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:32:26 PM No.11895098
>>11894690
This. Different paths keep the game fresh, while keeping it beatable in 1 sitting
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:47:33 PM No.11895305
>>11894689
/thread
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:18:25 PM No.11895345
>>11893909
For me, it's the Tiger
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:22 PM No.11895356
>>11894616
I like Alien Storm more than Golden Axe. I just like the fact that if you're at a certain distance from an enemy it doesn't turn into ram or be rammed, and that you can double tap to dash and you have a roll as well. I like the move set in Alien Storm. Shame that for the Genesis it doesn't have many different looking enemies. I guess there's the kangaroo guys in the Genesis exclusive alien ship.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:24:43 PM No.11895358
>>11894687
The panthers attack + jump somersault attack is insane. You can almost spam it and beat the game since it hits infront and behind you. Good for me since I suck ass at beat em ups.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:26:40 AM No.11895468
>>11894802
>Just pay attention to download the right 60hz ROM on internet
You mean the original japanese version that's been available the longest?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:39:23 AM No.11895482
>>11895358
It kind of is, but the damage isn't actually that high. Tyris's forward+B+C kick does like 2-3 times more damage, and is stupidly fast / spammable.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:50:42 AM No.11895825
Golden Axe 2 and 3 are non-canon. Only 1 and Revenge of Death Adder count.
Replies: >>11895998
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:56 AM No.11895998
>>11895825
This is true.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:09:07 AM No.11896207
Okay, but what's the best way to play some of these games? There was never a hack for GA1 that made it arcade-accurate on the Mega Drive if I remember right, though someone did something like that with a PC Engine homebrew?
Replies: >>11896398 >>11896575
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:29:23 AM No.11896398
>>11896207
Golden Axe I with the 32x or Plus Hack
GA II with the color and 2x strength hack
GA III with the recolored backgrounds and Redux hack or the gryphon hack
Also, play Golden Axe Returns and Myth
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:33:37 AM No.11896405
>can't use the strongest magic without 2 players
why
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:49:44 AM No.11896575
>>11896207
>arcade accurate
Just play the arcade game if thats your concern. Otherwise stop being a sperg and play any of them.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:23:06 PM No.11896782
>>11893810 (OP)
>filename
You are gay