I don't trust anybody that doesn't like Skuljagger

>>11903231 (OP)
sell me on it

>>11903258
Cool theming, cool music, bubblegum powerups

>80 page manual
>for a platformer

>>11903231 (OP)
Never heard of it.

>>11903258
Yeah, OP, sell us on it.

>>11903272
There's bad games with cool music and themeing, you need to make a better pitch than that.

What kind of game is it? What thematic genre? How are the controls and difficulty?

>>11903446
Big levels with sensible platforming

>>11903231 (OP)
Don't take the bait, this is just a viral marketing thread for an upcoming re-release. There's going to be a cheap trailer where they pretend the game is some sort of classic. They'll include a digital version of the comic, add a rewind feature and charge 30 dollars for it.

>>11905284
Such courage in this plucky freedom fighter who dares to take on Big Sküljagger

>>11905284
I don't endorse that, especially of a single game. Just emulate and play it. Yeesh you paranoid schizos.

This thread doesn't get to fade away that easily. Somebody who hasn't played Sküljagger, go play Sküljagger for a while and then report back about how cool it is. (I have never played it myself but I cannot take on this challenge, since I am the one issuing it and that would be an unacceptable conflict of interest.)

>>11903231 (OP)
What if I just think Skuljagger is okay

>>11908519
What would you rather play than Skuljagger

Your answer is make or break

I hate random umlauts that make names sound much dumber when you pronounce them correctly.

Dude what the fuck this is WAY too scary for my wife's autistic son.

>>11908603
definitely don't expose sensitive children to Westican-related media - the excessive awesomeness will stress them out too much

>>11908523
Actraiser

>>11908603
Oh no bright colored cartoony sprites

Can someone think of the kids

>>11908523
Vice - Project Doom

>>11903231 (OP)
It's not a great game, but the hype campaign around it WAS great. I'm one of the few people in the world that called the Skulljagger Insult Hotline and remembers it.

>>11911748
What do you remember about it?

>>11912243
The phrase "I turned THEM into quivering bowls of LARD!"
Listening to a prerecorded message of Skuljagger saying stupid things was some kind of proto-ASMR.

>>11912929
Now that hotlines no longer exist there should be more recordings of them. The only one I can find on youtube is a freddy kruger 900 number where he tells you stories that sound like they were stolen from old radio shows.

>>11912929
That's so cool and wish I was there for it. At least I was able to call the God of War and GTA Vice City numbers.

>>11912985
They Might Be Giants' Dial-A-Song still exists. I am calling it right now

>>11903231 (OP)
downloaded the rom and played it for a couple minutes. very mid pirate themed platformer. starting to think >>11905284 may be right

>>11905284
>Don't take the bait, this is just a viral marketing thread for an upcoming re-release
If that’s true… shit, it’s fucking awful to think we’re surrounded by glowies and shills. Your post makes me uneasy as hell, but you might be onto something. Total demoralization.

>>11905284
Posts like these are why this board is dead and 99% of the threads are "HOW DO WE SAVE THIS SHITTY CONSOLE" or /v/ tier bait threads

>>11911748
Of all the things that are archived on the internet, like old commercials, I wish there were more archives of 1-900 number recordings. You can find some stuff on youtube, like the Freddy Krueger hotline.

>>11905284
Yeah, let's not talk about retro videogames anymore, we should be making threads on current events and how to rescue the Sega Saturn.