Thread 12080087

Post characters you like to play as because of their gripping storyline and/or objective gameplay superiority.

>>12080087 (OP)
"plot" means tits, right?

>>12080087 (OP)
i like fat tits too, op. i pick them over most other characters.

>>12080094
>>12080105
I'm a man of substance, anons. I simply enjoy her tight writing and substantial all-rounder skills.

>>12080117
>tight
>round
I see what you mean.

>>12080087 (OP)
Imagine if her boobs popped out of her top while she was in the middle of an important mission.

That game was fucking impossible to beat.

>>12080087 (OP)
Yes. Big fat milk filled plots. Sometimes I touch myself to plots.

>>12080213
Is playing characters like this in video games responsible for the tranny epidemic?

>>12080117
>>12080186
I like 'em tight and round too.

>>12080213
>Tear Gus
What did he do?

shock troopers 2 gets way too much hate for how good it is
Angel alone makes it a 10

>>12080363
It's certainly a common symptom to an obsession with "them", both being common forms of overcompensation for frustrated hetereosexuality.

Or in short: 'cels love big tiddies and hate gays and trannies.

>>12080469
>aggressively intrudes everywhere
>threatens to kill you for not conforming to their worldview
>lol why are you so obsessed with us

>>12080475
You never truly know with 4chan but let's assume your post is satire for the sake of a good chuckle.

>>12080475
>threatens to kill you
You take "death threats" on the internet seriously? lmao

>>12080493
Hes not wrong. And you can't disprove it

>>12080496
Given their track record for violence I would say, yes threats by trannys on internet should be taken seriously

>>12080469
Shut up anon, if the only way I can feel like a man is by pretending my literal gender is an achievement and everybody else is violently seething in sheer awe and envy of it, I'll fucking TAKE IT

>>12080506
>Given their track record for violence
???

>>12080506
>threats by trannys on internet should be taken seriously
Ok fed

>>12080213

I like fleshed out storylines like this.
With big plot points and nice tight character development.

>>12080327
I'M GONNA PLOTZ

>>12080087 (OP)
I love Kasumi's ASSets

>>12080545
Calm down. You don't need to go shooting anybody

>>12080839
Of course I wont, Mossad hasn't cleared the check and Trump has like one more week before the people ask for the Epstein's files

>>12080848
So if trannys are incels...what now? Pot and kettle, part and parcel, are they a threat to western civilization or not? Where will you move the goalposts next?

And before I forget...
>video games?

>>12080872
make it less obvious Rajesh

>>12080213
I would imagine being the professional that she is that she wouldn't hesitate at all and continue shooting as if nothing happened.

>>12080858
>incoherent rambling

mindbroken

No idea why there's was an almost immediate discussion of trannies. Anyways >>12080087 (OP) that characters has some great tits. Chun-Li is still my /vr/ waifu though.

This was supposed to be a cheesecake thread, but some of you are too crippled to have fun.

>>12080730
so that's why this pic looked familiar

Really curious how jannies didn't purge half the thread for being off-topic shitposts...

>>12081256
>Chun-Li is still my /vr/ waifu though.
Solid choice.

>>12081595
feeta

>>12080406
i lol'd

>>12080087 (OP)
>>12080730
>>12081256
>>12081595
>>12081597
For me, it's Fio

I have never even considered playing as Chris in Resident Evil. I wasn't pleased to be told later that this meant I was choosing easy mode or some crap. But it didn't drive me back to the game to play as Chris. Her beautiful, goddess-like gameplay is objectively superior even if it is less challenging than I prefer.

>>12080087 (OP)
>Useless characters you only pick because they're hot
Bow down to the original Queen

>>12081994
Patrician.

>>12082023
She's good though? Can steal items and does a lot of damage.

>>12080525
Why does she only show her feet in Fatal Fury and SF6, anyway?

I dislike when people regard the "I like playing the female protag option because I like looking at a cute girl while I play games" defense as some agp cope, because they cite some decade old meme of "i'd rather stare at a woman's ass than man's ass, hurr hurr" and think everyone is locked in at ogling ass every frame of gameplay. I'm still looking at the world and enemies, and I'm probably locked in harder than any fag thinking constantly about his need to express his burgeoning masculine heterosexuality by playing as hairy dwarves or whatever. People who constantly feel the need to inwardly and outwardly reject a little eyecandy now and then are weak as fuck.
I just see a cute female form and get a small dopamine hit, no need to unsheath my ten inch cock and goon perpetually while playing video games. Women are just fucking beautiful and nice to look at, dumbass.

>>12082187
what the fuck is that supposed to mean

>>12080475
Scares of a bratty trans girl in a mini skirt surrounded by plushies?

Sounds about right for an incel

>characters you Select for the Plot

she is the canon protag

>>12082187
>i'm not agp

>>12083068
I have gynophilia

PASSIONATE MIDORI!

>>12081538
Speedoru is overrated and not that good. People just like him for "le epic lol so random" humor.

DoA was always for the coomers
shit was like motorcross magazines or paintball magazines back in the day with a barely clothed centerfold

>>12082187
> Women are just fucking beautiful and nice to look at, dumbass
simple as

>>12083378
I forgot to include the most crucial part of my post
>for the plot
ofc

>>12083068
I have manualgynephilia

>>12083382
I used to jerk off and cum to this shti in EGM

>>12083357
Guy, you are proving my point.
The person preventing you from having a good time isn't Spidoru, and it isn't some anon on a Bengalise basket-weaving forum -- it's you.

Will some boobs make you feel better?

>>12080475
Reality is fucking boring. Whenever a statement like this gets brought up, remember that every side wants to pretend that -things are happening- as long as it benefits them. Citing minority actions as the norm is an absolute classic.

This same old shtick has been the gimmick of basically all modern derogatory propaganda.

Hate the right wing? Call them nazis. Can't be wrong because there's nazis in the corner.
Hate the left wing? Call them pedos. Can't be wrong because there's pedos in the corner.

You can do this for literally any group you want. Pick your race, sexuality, political view, class, dick size and favorite shirt color, then pick any incident with more than 1 matching culprit. One heated coverage later and you've got yourself some views baby.

You are not immune to propaganda

>>12083357
Look, I'm an envious artist who doesn't really care for the guy. But, he draws nice, has good taste, puts a lot of effort into making his drawings look appealing, and has developed a solid style that has become easily recognizable and "unique" to him.
That's the hallmark of a good artist, if not great. He's pretty /vr/-adjacent with the stuff he likes at times too, but you can't expect someone who spends hours of their life drawing pictures to pass the time to really be on the same level as sweaty neckbeards who spent the last decade emulating the entire library of several console's most forgotten gems. Just get over yourself.

>>12080475
right on the money, kek

Edie Burret obviously

>>12080894
Billy is absolutely ruthless lmao.

Why did Jobst pick a fight he couldnt win?

>>12080094
means a well-rounded arc

Still my favorite to this day.

i actually like playing as her but i also want to make sweet love to helena so it just works out in the end

>>12085235
What’s a taff? Do they mean taffy (ethnic slur for the Welsh)?

>>12085235
>Kart Bradfield
Was he a pro baseball player at some point?

>>12087610
Taffy as in confection. Which is why his weapon of choice is a "Dessert" Eagle. The enemies in this game are all diabetic.

>>12080406
I disregarded her plots.

t. Gus (No, really lol)

>>12080087 (OP)
If I wanted to use Bowser or Toadstool I'd do it in the other 9999 Mario games. Geno and Mallow are the coolest.

>>12086964
Oatmeal couldn't hide that Helena was simply Aerith but German and a blonde ojou bitch

>>12083308
Erel has a better "plot".

>>12080730
i like her hair more

>>12088815
>we have blaze at home

>>12089935
bloody bitch basterd

>>12088815
Reminder that neither her nor other the blonde one get goose nor grope by the enemies.