Thread 12140610

This console sucks a cock and if it were made by anyone other than Nintendo there'd be zero dispute about it because it would have failed spectacularly. There's no excuse for how poorly made it is. It's clear that it was only designed for Nintendo's first party games and they didn't care about other developers. The appeal for them was the same as for consumers: that it's Nintendo's newest console, not that it's actually a good console on its own or that it's necessarily enjoyable to play or develop games for. Imagine anyone but Nintendo insisting on cartridges in fucking 1996. 3DO failed for less dumb reasons. Even the Saturn which sold pitifully compared to N64 has at least twice as many games worth playing and is better designed in every way, because it was actually designed to be a console worth developing for, not a rushed mess that they cobbled together with hardware that they could technically call it 64 bits despite consumers not even understanding what that means or how that would translate to better games, which it didn't. Nintendo is basically the Apple of video games

Okay.
Still playing and enjoying N64 games.

>>12140610 (OP)
You can tell a little brown latinx cubie typed this drivel because she’s insecure that everyone loves the 64 and no one but smelee troons gaslight themselves into liking the shitcube.

This console has some really good games, and if it wasn't made by Nintendo, it wouldn't live rent free inside of your head.

nintendo derangement syndrome

>>12140667
fbpb, it's so satisfying to know that haters impotent seething changes nothing about how fun the n64 was

>>12140610 (OP)
>NOOO!!! QUIT LIKING THE THINGS I DISLIKE RIGHT NOW!!
It should be mentioned I prefer the Saturn over the N64 but damn you are a retard.

>>12140610 (OP)
>in fucking 1996.

Tell me you weren't there, without telling me you weren't there.

>>12140610 (OP)
It really is the quickest way to tell when a poster isnt american if they seethe inexplicably against the N64. Its just a toy why does it upset you so much.

I understand why OP is so mad
95% of the N64 games falls below average.

Life is too short to not spend it wisely.

There's nothing worthwhile on the N64 library outside of a quick nostalgia trip.

>>12140749
its so weird
like, its history, why do people here unironically get into flame wars over consoles still

>>12141058
>why do people here unironically get into flame wars over consoles still
it's their hobby. it's their entire personality. they don't have anything else in their lives and it's an effortless way to get a dopamine hit. i cringe at all the man-hours people have wasted on this site over the past couple decades.

>>12140749 otherwise known as NDS

Three game system

>>12140610 (OP)
Do all 3rd worlders think like this?

>>12141049
It's the opposite. He must be American because he knows the N64 exists. Outside of USA it was a complete non-factor.

Buck broken by n64

>>12140610 (OP)
Are you going to make a 3rd thread?

>>12144614
>AI slop thread gets way more replies
sigh

>>12140610 (OP)
>Saturn was designed to be developped for

>>12140610 (OP)
Ultra 64 not n64. same thing with ps1 and psx.

>>12140610 (OP)
Truthpill

mario 64 was still worth owning one for alone

>>12146390
nah it sucked to have an N64 the cartridges were expensive and you only had the same ones as everyone else, shit like podracing. That crap sucked ass.

>>12146413
>the cartridges were expensive
Why do the thirdies always tell on themselves?

>>12140610 (OP)
You'll survive

>>12144582
>Outside of USA it was a complete non-factor.
third-world slavmonkey confirmed.

Why do third world monkeys seethe so hard over the N64? Is it jealousy since it was too expensive (or even completely unavilable) for them?

>>12148014
because the n64 was all about playing with your friends, which is a concept foreign to them since they arent sentient

>>12140610 (OP)
>This console sucks a cock and if it were made by anyone other than Nintendo there'd be zero dispute about it because it would have failed spectacularly.
> if circumstances were different than outcome would have been different!

very insightful, OP, you fucking midwit. tell me something, how would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?

>>12148934
Would you attribute the PlayStation's success to the system itself, or Sony's reputation as a game company? Hint: Sony wasn't a game company before PlayStation

>>12140667
AIEEEEEEEE NOOOoOoOoOoOoO

>>12148974
> Hint: Sony wasn't a game company before PlayStation
WEW lad