>Suggest g.f play Deus Ex
>Looks at skills, first skill she puts points into is swimming because it's cheap.
>Go to make some salad, come back, she is already in the liberty statue.
>Ask her how she got there
>uhh dunno?
>mention that there is some side missions like meeting the informat at the north docks
>sneaks to the edge of the liberty statue and tries to get down the way she got up
>instead misses the jump and lads all the way down nearly shattering her legs entirely
>proceeds to the docks
>ends up on the box shooting tranq darts on enemies that have by this point ran out of ammo doing potshots at her on top of the crates
>continues playing with no skills leveled up, sneaking past all the enemies back up the liberty tower
>enters through the top of the liberty statue, triggering a gas mine while trying to disarm it
>her sneazing and caughing pulls the guards towards that area, she then slips by the area they left to check out
>drinks all the water in the water fountain until it's empty afterwards to deal with the tear gas nade
>tries to free gunter
>didnt explore shit so has no lockpicks or multi tools
>makes pic related contraption of a TNT box and a trash can to climb over crates
>I'm sweating the entire time watching her finagle a fucking TNT crate and trying to drop it just right
>knocks everybody out with the prod
>frees gunter and climbs back over using the same crate of TNT
>gets to the top of liberty statue and is blocked by 2 people
>shitunatconevertrainedmeforthis.jpg
>tries throwing flares to distract them and knock them out but doesn't work
>instead uses fire extinguisher to stun them and then knocks them out with the baton
>not very interested in what the terrorist leader has to safe, as soon as the conversation is over is willing to just leave with "missions done I guess mindset"
>goes to explore the rest of the island
>timetoputthoseswimingskillstouse.jpg
>but inventory is full
>game crashes when trying to drop cigs

What a ride

nice blogpost bro

>>3764871
Thanks!

>>3764862 (OP)
Why would a woman play a non-Jensen Deus Ex game? Who are they supposed to thirst over?

>>3765220
>Why would a woman play a non-Jensen Deus Ex game?
Because I told her to play it.

Anyway, second mission.
Castle Clinton.
Does she go in from the front, or does she use the back door through the soda machine? (Yes she fed the kid some onions and he spilled the beans about it)
No she, pic related, and climbs over the wall.

>>3765278
life has many doors

>sneaks into the vents and keeps baton stunning enemies then dragging them off into the vents like some horror movie monster
>uses trash to stop the trip wires from going off
>storms the last 3 NSF dudes hold up on the stairs with a fire extinguisher and then knocks them out with a baton
>pauldentonwouldbeproud.jpg

>>3764862 (OP)
>>her sneazing and caughing pulls the guards towards that area
what
this game has a sneezing and coughing mechanics?

>>3764862 (OP)
Why didn't you take her out for a meal or a movie, you cheap bastard?
That girl's gonna leave you.

>>3764862 (OP)
Cup and waist size?

>>3766434
>this game has a sneezing and coughing mechanics?
If you stand in tear gas, Denton makes noise and grunts.
The use of the word sneezing is just my embellishment.
>>3766543
>Why didn't you take her out for a meal or a movie, you cheap bastard?
>That girl's gonna leave you.
Now where did that come from?
>>3766592
>Cup and waist size?
Delightful

>have gf willing to play vidya
>you give her boomersloppa
Reee play a larian co op game with her instead you piece of shit you don’t deserve her

>>3766716
>deus ex
>slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxtbL86lIIc

OP you need to at least post pic of GFs body, no face needed.

Preferably ass if it's nice and bubbly.

>>3766782
Nahhh.
But if the thread is still up by the time our next Deus Ex session happens, I will update on any shenanigans that happen in the game.

wht are some fun playstyles for my next run? my first was melee stealth about 10 years ago

>>3764862 (OP)
The first time I played this game I would autistically explore every corner of each area before proceeding advancing, at one point I was supposed to infiltrate castle Clinton but I found a subway car in a side area and decided to get on it. It took me to Hell’s Kitchen, and I didn’t have a way to get back so I just played thru that section and completely skipped castle Clinton. When I finally got back to Unatco headquarters hours later the director was talking shit on me for abandoning the castle Clinton mission. Insane.

>>3767237
And JC? Stay out of the ladies restroom.

>goes down into some smuggler hideout in NYC
>instead of hacking the electronics she proceeds to horde multitools and stacks boxes to jump over the lasers
>picks them up from the other side and stacks the on the other side to get back

>>3770753
>proceeds to stack boxes and chairs to get up to the support beams and ledges to climb around the rooms of the smuggler

>>3770754
>gets to this point
>starts complaining about there being no secrets
>I was really expecting a secret room here or something
>as she is starting at the fucking secret room behind the mirror


Also ran into Johhny the pimp trying to hustle Shara.
With the three choices given to her to
>give the pimp money to buy her off his hands
>tell him to leave her alone
>tell him he has 10 seconds to leave before he adds him to the list of NSF casualties
which do you think she picked

>>3770755
that's right she
>gives the nice pimp man some monkey, after which the pimp cucks her out of getting Shara because he thinks Jhenny is more JC type.
>She then proceeds to stand there impotently.
>womanwhatareoudoing.jpg
>Ijustwanttobenice.exe
>wut
At this point I cannot take it and ask her
>honey would you like to see what option a man would choose in this situation?
>load the game right before this encounter
>run up to Johhny as he is trying to hustle Shara
>gf is expecting me to threaten him
>instead pull out a gun mid NPC dialog and put a bullet into his skull point blank before the NPC or my gf can even react
>*BANG*
>*satisfying deus ex death sound*
>gf is wide eyed and :O face
>not sure whos mind was more blown, the pimp or hers

Anyway she then proceeded to scour the sewers and infiltrate a secret government base there.
>Tries to make a jump
>instead slips and lands into the toxic sewer waters
lamo

She is still sticking with the prod and baton.

>>3770760
>Stick with the prod

>>3765327
Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.

>not forcing your gf to play the girl version
of course she's gonna have a bad time
https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-lay-d-denton-project

>>3771269
She seems to be having a fun time though.

>>3771231
>>3771233
>never shoots gun
>full on ammo

>>3771521
>doesn't get damage (because stealth and save scumming)
>doesn't use most of the tools either because she rather hoard all the tools and instead use boxes for everything

>wants to loot a desk
>opens the top cabinet
>the force of her opening the top drawer makes the chain behind it instantly explode into pieces
>her face: :O !

>>3771522
>we have a multitool at home
>uses boxes, trash bags and cans instead

>>3771525
this is her visiting smuggler, our precious, precious multitools must be saved from the horrors of use

>>3771526
>you have to get across the room unnoticed, but it's guarded by a camera
>do you
>use your thermooptic camo
>time your movement to the camera and slip by
>throw an EMP nade to disable the camera
>push a big cardboard box to block the cameras view point and slowly advance at a snails pace
I can imagine it right now
>say John, did you see the footage on camera 9 through 2 AM to 3 AM?
>no, what about it
>well look, this box here, it moves positions, the darnest thing
>so what, we have ghosts now?
>I dunno, but summinaintright, look LOOK! It takes an entire trip across this hallway!

>>3771528
It's an AI camera, trained on humans. Known vulnerability.

>wants to interrogate NSF prisoners
>can't get in
>hmm, maybe there is a way to get in from above through some hatch or something
>builds this

>>3771521
>now maxed out on multitools as well

What difficulty she playing on op? I remember my playthrough on second to nightmare being bloody and not at all easy, whereas you're making it sound like its a cakewalk

Yeah, it’s totally your “girlfriend”

>>3772093
Difficulty is "normal" or "medium".
She is not getting into any gunfights. So medical supplies don't get used.
And she is using boxes for getting around places.
Myself, I used supplies because I got into gunfights and got shot.
>>3772394
just imagine "boyfriend" if you are a homosexual.

I bet OP is making all this shit up

>holds on to Zyme
>surely this will be useful at some point
>bah, there is like one person in the game that needs it
>I will hold on to it then :D!
>gets to the mole people
>actually finds two people that want zyme
>is extremely pleased about this fact
>also refuses to kill the other drug dealer
>must be some kind of brotherhood pact where she respects another peddler of drugs, won't question it further

Then who was screenshot?

>>3775447
>discuss if she wants to get the cloak aug, or radar cloack aug or both.
>hmmm but do laser trip wires need a normal cloak or radar cloak to pass by them undetected
>good question honey, now normal cloak works against humans and and radar cloak only against machines
>hmm, so if I used radar cloak and Anna Navarre didn't see me, does that mean she is a machine
>kek, and if you use normal cloak on laser trip wires, does that mean they are human
>*laughing*

also
>before the big fight in the park she knows she is going to get captured
>so she chugs all the alcohol to heal herself
>walks into agent herman completely hammered
>cutsceene is messed up in perspective and zoom
lamo

>>3775469

A classic game situation.
>NPC runs up to talk to you
>while they are talking to you enemy NPC comes up to you, points their gun at you and politely waits for you to finish your conversation before blasting your brains out

>trying to reach Paul
>scientist sees you
>realizes it's his one chance to be finally free
>runs out of the room and into the genetic experiment that is loose and dies

>>3775895
>load, and try again
>this time he runs to the big mechanical door you can't open by hand
>pries open the giant doors himself in order to jump into the jaws of another monstrosity
>sweetrelease.jpg

Here is her augs by the point of reaching hongkong

>hong gong
>throws a gas and into the room, and swoops in with speed and poison resist augs while knocking everybody out
s-shes learning!

>>3775898
skills

>>3775900
inventory

>>3775902
Shes a hoarder op
Good luck cleaning the house
Even I stopped picking up food items when I came back to unatco after the second mission

>>3765327
Hilarious, thanks for sharing

>>3776049
>Shes a hoarder op
Nah, shes a keeper!

She also reads every email, newspaper, datacube, etc. I've gotten more lore about the game watching her play than I ever did from my playthroughs.
>>3776097
yeah, the amount of ridiculous situations she gets herself into seemed worth sharing. My playthroughs never were like this, but then again I just run and gunned most of the time.

I'm also not even covering all of the things, just the major things I can take a screenshot for.
Other things, like her trying to carry small boxes up ladders and deleting them from existence is hard to convey.
She also "rescued" Paul, by throwing gas grenades into the room and stunning everybody, while Paul gunned them down mercilessly with an assault rifle.

>>3765278
>>3765280
>>3765327
i guess she really really loves crates and spraying people with the fire extinguisher.

>3766716
>slop everything
you kept saying that but ....

>>3767073
use Pistols to deal with everything. no other weapons. no hacking either.

>>3773263
yeah your girlfriend took screenshots every step of the way so you can blog about it on 4chins....

>>3775898
i totally forgot what those icons mean though?
i guess speedy legs is always good. the strength mod is good too for lifting giant crates. radiation protection? quite useless.

>>3775900
based hacker swimmer.

>>3764862 (OP)
And were forced to hire these animals

>>3778517
The crates makes sense as she doesn't want to use resources when she can manage these homemade solutions.
And fire extinguisher is peper spray at home.
>>3778521
no, I took the screenshots
>>3778524
>Spy/emp drone
>stronger melee hits
>radiation/poison shielding
>emp/electricity shielding(passive)
>energy/fire/plasma/explosive shielding
>run faster, jump heigher, less fall damage
>i guess speedy legs is always good.
Yeah, it just feels good.
>the strength mod is good too for lifting giant crates.
thats not what she has
>radiation protection? quite useless.
It was either that or aqualung which lets her breathe under water.
>based hacker swimmer.
Legit the first skill she leveled up at main menu screen was swimming, then medicine, then possibly environmental training.
I told her to reconsider and leave all things unleveled, then level them up during her playthrough based on what she feels she needs.
So she just keeps skillpoints in the bank and levels up whatever she feels she wants stronger when she comes across something in the game.

I'm playing it with the Lady Denton mod.

>>3778651
Hows the voice line delivery so far?

>>3778660
I like it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdhJsfCCnvw

>>3778666
It's not bad. But the original is better I think.

>>3778660
>Hows the voice line delivery so far?
You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I’ve got tits of steel.

>>3778666
>He was a good man...
*SMACK*
>What a rotten way to die.
I couldn't take that for the whole game.
It's an editing issue though. Assuming someone's still working on the mod, they can definitely fix it if they try.

>>3778768
https://youtu.be/4OLzi7axbws?t=17
It's actually correct, the lip smack is supposed to be there.

>>3764862 (OP)
welcome to girls anon.

>>3778771
It's too loud in the female version.

>>3771522
Jc Denton, you don't have enough space in your purse.

>>3778619
>>Spy/emp drone
debatable. not cost effective imo.
>>stronger melee hits
useless if you use the DTS or electric prod. and you can just level up melee skill.
>>radiation/poison shielding
like i said
>>emp/electricity shielding(passive)
might be good in a few places.
>>energy/fire/plasma/explosive shielding
also situational
>>run faster, jump heigher, less fall damage
yes. and sneak faster while crouching.

>>3779064
>stronger melee hits
>useless
It lets you smash stronger doors, doesn't it? Not as useful as the box stacking augment, but there are always situations where you can use it.

>shes at hong kong
>made it to the streets and is exploring
>go to make some liver and onions
>come back and she is already at maggie chow
>ohnonotagain.jpg
>tries to sneak around but a hostile cat foils her plans and she just leaves
>is ping-ponging across the levels unsure what to do
>thinks she is supposed to get a sword from magie, then from the police station
>finds a normal sword
>couldthisbethedragonstooth?
>nahhh it doesn't seem special enough
>damn I don't want to pepper spray the police, but I gottta
>T_T I don't know what to do, I'm lost, I. what am I supposed to doooo waaaa, I hate hong kong! I hate china! everything is clustered
Shes not racist....but

Your girlfriend is 200 IQ.

>TANGO DOWN, COMMENCE OPERATION!
(she stepped on it and killed it, just like so many other animals in this game)

>this is her idea of sneaking in past the lasers
lets see how that works out

>>3781670
>he didn't sneak so good

>why can't I pick it up
>she says as she tries to pick it up but instead holds it in her hands
>for some reason she thinks this is an item that should go into her inventory
>turns to me and look a bit confused
>"what am I supposed to do with this"
I....what?!

>runs past store, stops, looks at it and goes: "Hoooooooooo" :O
oh n-

>>3781676
>raids multiple bars for all the alcohol they have
>"I'm healing"
no, honey, you've got a problem...

>the woman she has been feeding alcohol to "dance" is outside the club, near three police men
>doesn't realize she isn't even in the club
I'd say you are drunk enough.

>infiltrating versalife
>pushes a sofa chair across the room, LOUDLY
>then jumps straight up into the vents while nobody is looking
it's like I'm watching a comedy skit

>sneaks in
>page and maggie are talking in a hallway, while denton is just below them in some secret labs
lamo, never got this myself because I always went in guns shooting.

>>3783033
>steals blueprints
>whole base goes aggro on her
>she just gasses everybody

>>3783037

>Augs and inventory after finishing hongkong

>>3781676
I broke the Quik-E Mart too...but Hong Kong never had Quik E marts? They had 7—11s. 7-11s are a big deal in asia.

>>3783046
>taking the melee aug instead of the box carrying aug
Really?

>>3783402
Really, That is the thing that stands out to you?
Not the fact that she is a hacker swimmer with EMP immunity?

>>3783441
Now she is using the fact she is EMP immune to suicide bomb things with the spy drone.
Doesn't help with the terrorist image UNATCO is pushing about JC Denton.

>>3764862 (OP)
>new york
>many patrols looking for Denton
>eventually she gets caught by the clinic and tries to take them down with tranq darts.
>hits one unatco agent with a dart
>hear the typical grunts
>suddenly other riot cops or unacto agents open fire
>both gf and I look at each other with the most eyebrow raise expression of confusion and "what the fuck is going on" as she is hiding behind a corner
>they apparently opened fire on that unatco agent that was hit with the tranq dart and killed him

>>3764862 (OP)
>new york
>many patrols looking for Denton
>eventually she gets caught by the clinic and tries to take them down with tranq darts.
>hits one unatco agent with a dart
>hear the typical grunts
>suddenly other riot cops or unacto agents open fire
>both gf and I look at each other with the most eyebrow raise expression of confusion and "what the fuck is going on" as she is hiding behind a corner
>they apparently opened fire on that unatco agent that was hit with the tranq dart and killed him

>>3784327
quite literally, she has spent all this time doing non-lethal.
Using tear gas nades and other methods, this one dude, that was dead was literally other cops killing this unatco agent.
What's more funny is when there is a PR campaign blaming all the shit on JC Denton.
Guess this is just another one of those things they will blame it on him.
Just like Lebedev, or Manderly.

>tries to sneak into the docks
>is in the sewers
>gets up on to a crate to disable a camera with multitool that she can't otherwise reach
>then tries to use augmented legs to run and jump to the other side
>runs
>slides down into the toxic sewer waters
>AHhhh I slipped
>reloads
>runs
>slides down into the toxic sewer waters
>AHhhh I slipped
>this continues for a good 5 or more tries
>I'm like, sliding off, wtf I'm trying to jump but I can't.
>not even I am realizing at this point that she is fucking it up because she is doing a running start off a box, sliding off that, then momentum wise sliding off the edge
>try to do it myself
>step off the box and then run and jump, works fine
>she tries again and I think finally notices the box under her feet from the save point
>Ooooooooooooooooooooooh
Bless this cute savant

So did she get through Paris? For me with Deus Ex I felt it peaked in Hong Kong and after Paris it feels like a slog.

>>3789177
>that pic
kek, I was thinking of having her play Outcast at some point.

>So did she get through Paris?
Yep, well almost, we left off right at the end of Paris.
She noticed the dead body of the mechanic. She noticed the live "mechanic" is suspicious. But then wanted to tell somebody about it instead of "doing" something about it.
She ran to evert, but can't talk to him(a bug, or maybe the transcended mod changes this). So she just left paris without doing anything about the mechanic because she is too "polite"
I am now debating if I just let her reap the consequence of her action for being polite.
Or if I tell her something and let her load and prod the mechanic.

Other things that happened
>she got stuck inside a table during a cutscene, resulting in hilarity, pic related

>>3789461
>she decided it's time to blow her load and use up those 50 flares that have been piling up in her inventory
>picked up an extra vest instead

>>3789464
>prods an MJ12 solider
>bot detects weakness in solider
>"You are fired"
>shoots a rocket into him and blows him up into giblets with blood splattering all over the place
>gf is shocked goes on "whyyyyyyy"
damn, bob page hates the incompetent

>>3789177
>like staring into a mirror

Also she has maxed combat strength, so now she is using dragons tooth as a can opener.
She is also going non-lethal on everything, with the combat aug, she can actually knock out commandos as well. I think the entire game she is going non lethal. Except agent Navarra because he couldn't non-lethal her.
And yes, there was a section in paris where her swimming skills came into play.

>vandenburg
>enemies take her out as she knocks them out at the same time
>double suicide

>>3791046
>vandenburg
>opens bot bays to take care of other bots
>other bots is standing right outside
>like seeing two pitbulls let off a leash

>>3791047
>vandenburg
>stealthy mission to rescue Tiffany, if they detect denton, she will be killed
>she spooks an MJ12 comando who runs into a gas station, setting it off into an explosion which takes down the entire gas station and the comando with it
>no alarm, tiffany still alive
>"stealth"

>>3791050
>breaks a crate
>guard hears that on the other side of the wall and runs the whole building around to find denton
>she doesn't even register this is happening and is moving some create for god knows what reason
>guard sees her
>she sees the guard
>drops her box, like spaghetti
>panics, and starts trying to run towards the guard with a prod
>the crate is in the way so she is slowly pushing up the crate with her feet while "running" towards the guard with her hand outstretched holding a prod, like an a person who is really eager to hand off an item to you
>10 feet of this
>she prods the guard finally
>blood, bullets, screams
>.....no alarm, tiffany still alive

>she then pops her head over a fence and sees two dogs in the backyard
>shoots a tranq dart at one of the dogs
>before she could even fire the second tranq dart at the dog, the first one yelps and farts wrong, so the entire base goes on high alert, alarms blaring and they execute Tiffany.
this? THIS?!? is what sets them off? Not the epxloding gas station or gunfire, but a dog wheezing slightly wrong?!

>sees two boxes in a fence
>tries to reach them through the hole
>can't hit them
>then tries to pull one crate through the thing
>manages to reach it and pull it through the hole, but the other one is too far
>puts that crate on the side of the fence, brings a small box, jumps on both
>uses augmented leg strength, jumps over into the fence
>picks up the box, tries to throw it through the hole
>can't get it through and think she is now stuck in that fence
>sets the box down near the hole
>jumps on the box
>jumps over the fence using box and aug legs
>goes around to the hold and pull the second box through
>at this point I go
>honey, what the fuck?
>w-wha?
>you realize you did this in the most elaborate and convoluted way possible?
>what do you mean?

>>3791058
>I mean.....
>*goes around*
>*opens the door to the fence*
>there is a much simpler way
>and that
>*uses augmented legs*
>*jumps over the fence in one go*
>*jumps back in*
>you are solving this problem through a fucking telescope

.....
>she didn't even need what does boxes contained, it contains ammo, she is maxxed out on every ammo type
>she did it for the thrill

>>3791050
>>3791054
>>3791058
>>3791064
forgot to mention
>she leveled her low-tech to master level
>while trying to save Tiffany she pepper sprays an MJ12 trooper and a man in black suit.
>then tries to knock them out with a baton.
>now usually, with her upgrades she needed to use the strength augment to whack them with the baton hard enough knock out the man in black in one hit.
>now I though she was going to whack him and it would just unlock him from his stun animation
>instead she knocks the agent down in one hit
>woah, nice!
>I start to say "wow you can knock them out in one hit"
>but all that left my lips was "wow you can knock them up"
...I have no further comments, I'm in tears

How do i get a gf?

>>3791679
Try getting a job.

>>3791679
Don't bother, they're annoying after the honey moon period

Her loadout when going into Area 51.

>>3792190

>>3792192
Other than her getting jump-scared by spiders and greasels, and exploding doors. Things went pretty standard.
Oh and due to her sneaking she witnessed MJ12 troopers run around and fight the lab experiments. One even blew out a door with a gep gun to get at a kraken. She just sat in the shadows not wanting any part of that.

Lastly she chose the Helios ending.
I think I can declare this long blogpost finally over.
I hope some people got some chuckles here and there through this journey. Deus ex is a gem of a game, and it keeps delivering even decades later.

>>3792195
I was entertained, good job.

>>3792195
What's she gonna play next

>>3793981
DE3: Project Snowblind multiplayer.

>>3793981
Well, next on the list was jedi knight outcast, Kotor 1, Dark Messiah, vampire bloodlines.

Decided on Kotor 1.
She is a scoundrel, using mission to double whammy sneak attack people, and zalbar with two swords as the melee charger. Most encounters she bursts shit down before they get a single attack off. And she won against bendak starkiller using only like 3-4 concussion nades, 4 medpacks, 6 energy shield charges.(note worthy because I remember I had to throw everything at him, like use all the stims, and then throw pretty much all of my grenades at him)
She doesn't even use any special attacks, just normal attack sneak attacks.

>>3795071
Wake me up when she gets to vtmb

>guys look at what my gf is totally doing
you have to be 18 to post here

>>3795282
>>guys look at what my gf is totally doing
wtf?! I don't remember posting an image of myself