Thread 3780696 - /vrpg/ [Archived: 378 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:54:29 AM No.3780696
Magic Missile
Magic Missile
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wtf is a magic missile made of and how does it hurt you? Does it burn you? Push you? Tickle you? Fondle you?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:57:47 AM No.3780697
>>3780696 (OP)
Force.
It impacts you.
Also not the right board.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:26:26 AM No.3781367
>>3780696 (OP)
Pure kinetic energy, a solid mass of pure indestructible force.

>>3780697
Magic missile appears in basically every D&D-based vidya, it's one of the most well-known spells.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:38:20 AM No.3781373
>>3781367
You can be disingenuous all you want.
This is not a thread about cRPG.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:07:42 AM No.3781390
>>3780696 (OP)
Discussion about worldbuilding should go to /tg/ unless you can relate it to video gamey stuff.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:07:55 AM No.3781472
>>3780696 (OP)
>wtf is a magic missile made of and how does it hurt you?
It's a piece of the magical energy resonating with the target's matter. It hurts you by getting in contact with your flesh and starting a process simular to microwaving, so you'll feel like you've got a severe thermal burn.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:20:48 AM No.3781475
>>3780696 (OP)
What System?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:11:52 AM No.3781493
>>3780696 (OP)
Kinetic force
>>3780697
Basically
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:22:18 AM No.3781504
>>3780697
>>3781367
Why isn't the damage type bludgeoning then?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:26:06 AM No.3781505
>>3780696 (OP)
what's wrong with his skin? fireballed too close?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:40:20 PM No.3781735
>>3780696 (OP)
Clearly made of Magic, as the name implies...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:58:57 PM No.3781771
>>3781504
because it penetrates the armor
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:43:37 AM No.3781822
>>3781504
You don't get the abstract of force damage? Funny. Bludgeoning or crush damage has a source, like the metal club you use to apply force. Magic missile is force minus the club. Hence it's not round nor has it edges.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:28:24 AM No.3781831
X-men mutant tier magic is so gay
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:02:53 AM No.3781892
>>3781373
Pedantic faggots like you are why this board is dead af.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:14:08 AM No.3781896
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>>3781373
Gonna call the jannies? Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:20:36 AM No.3781902
>>3781390
>go to /vrpg/
>THIS IS CLEARLY TEEGEE MODS NOW REEEEEEEEE
>go to /tg/
>OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T PLAY GAMES UNLIKE ME THE COOLEST SWEATY RETARD AT THE GAMES STORE, ARBITER OF ALL THAT IS AND ISN'T TEEGEE AND AI GOON SLOP POSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE

no wonder the RPG "community" is so shit if this place is any sample of what gamers are like.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:19:40 PM No.3783020
>>3780696 (OP)
I always pictured them as a heavy blunt impact with concussive force. Like getting hit with a rubber bullet or something
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:41:52 PM No.3783073
>>3780696 (OP)
You are cyclops from marvel but with ur hands
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:51:11 PM No.3783079
>>3780696 (OP)
Let me artificially answer this for you.

The darts are made of "magical force," a type of energy in D&D that is pure arcane power, not tied to physical elements like fire or lightning. Force damage is described as raw magical energy. The "darts" are a stylized representation of that focused arcane energy, shaped by the caster's will.

In short; use your imagination, faggot.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:20:23 PM No.3783098
>>3783079
use your imagination? In D&D? Nah that's gay
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:22:14 PM No.3783099
>>3780696 (OP)
No it doesnโ€™t leave any status effect on you like โ€œrapedโ€
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:52:42 AM No.3783140
>>3780696 (OP)
>wtf is a magic missile made of
Magic.
>and how does it hurt you?
Magic.
>Does it burn you? Push you? Tickle you? Fondle you?
It magics you. It's a magic missile.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:43:47 AM No.3783159
>>3783079
People without imagination are immune to magic.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:48:30 AM No.3783168
>>3783159
I knew there was a reason my DM wouldn't let me run a 1 INT barbarian
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:55:56 AM No.3783173
>>3783168
>what did you hit me with?
>magic
>that's stupid. anyway i roll to hit that dress-wearing sissy with my club
>you can't-
>20. crit!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:00:10 AM No.3783195
>>3783168
I think if any of your stats below 3, you die.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:10:27 AM No.3783198
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What games let you cast magic missile storms?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:17:51 AM No.3783207
>>3783195
>I think if any of your stats below 3, you die.
oh that's lame, how can you die from having <3 INT?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:29:12 AM No.3783217
>>3783207
NTA but I presume it means you're a vegetable.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:18:04 PM No.3783413
>>3780696 (OP)
were you ever hit with a thrown brick?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:18:34 PM No.3783634
>>3783207
>>3783217
guess it depends on the version. in earlier d&d, spells like feeblemind basically turn you into a drooling idiot and you get no actions at all, you just stand there until it wears off. in later d&d, reducing your intelligence to 1 means you lose all the normal things that come with intelligence, like the ability to speak, but you can still identify and follow friends, so you're not incapable.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:09:45 AM No.3784573
>>3783198
>playing co-op
>4 sorcerers in the party
>4 maximized Issac's Missile Storms (480 magic damage)
even dragons died like goblins
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:33 PM No.3784683
>>3783413
Kek
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:10:55 PM No.3790406
>>3780696 (OP)
It's a ball of barely controlled magic.
On impact it turn flesh into whatever it want. A quarter of the impacted flesh will be flesh but old, quarter of it will be some weird cold flame, a quarter of it will be candy and the last quarter are small dragonflies that already bursted out.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:36:58 AM No.3791700
>>3781472
Nice. But I'd preffer it to be more impactful. Like feeling a punch that goes straight through your defenses.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:42:16 AM No.3793744
>>3781902
A shitposting thread made by a faggot is a faggotty shitposting thread no matter what board it is on.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:36 AM No.3794712
>>3780696 (OP)
>wtf is a magic missile made of and how does it hurt you?
It called me fat.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:18:28 AM No.3795305
>>3781896
Are you so sensitive you cant be told you are posting on the wrong board?

Being pedantic is cringe but sperging out over someone being pedantic is gayer then ages