Thread 2073445 - /vst/ [Archived: 232 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:28:07 PM No.2073445
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>sat down at 10 pm and decided to play some warband
>look at the clock
>5 am
>still played for 2 more hours
Why is this fucking game like this?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:40:31 PM No.2073461
>>2073445 (OP)
It's the ultimate skinnerbox
>play through endless jank to make number go bigger
>make level number bigger
>make equipment number bigger
>make income number bigger
>make troop number bigger
>make castles number bigger
etc...
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:54:33 AM No.2073882
>>2073461
Many games are like that but somehow not appealing
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:00:38 AM No.2073885
>>2073445 (OP)
Wait until you discover dickplomacy and warwolf
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:45:54 PM No.2076322
>>2073445 (OP)
Because it's fun, why else?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:06:59 PM No.2076337
>>2073461
it kind of loses its appeal once its just troop number and castles though
i think the reason lategame sucks in warband typically is becuase the levelling process for you and companions kind of ends or becomes so marginal it no longer matters
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:12:06 PM No.2076344
>>2073445 (OP)
It's the best game in the world
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:33:35 AM No.2076524
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>>2073461
Just say you didn't play it
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:32:55 AM No.2076662
>>2073445 (OP)
Extremely satisfying gameplay loop that appeals to a man's most primal urges. Incredibly simple controls with infinite possible end-points combined with a Meme-Tier AI programming that guarantees no two playthroughs are the same.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:31:16 AM No.2076676
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:11:03 PM No.2083507
>>2073885
>warwolf
i sincerly hope that this schizoslav who made this mod comes back, either finish that mod or make one for Bannerlord, id probably not be play anything else besides here and there a couple of aoe2 or diablo2 sessions this mod had me hooked back then
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:18:16 PM No.2083509
>>2076676
there is a feature in the game to make a mansion and another one for ressource gathering like marble etc did you ever figure out how to fill it with workers/bandits/slaves ?
have you ever figured out how to fill
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:02:31 PM No.2083637
What are the goonmods for Warband anyway? I know of Dickplomacy, Dickplo reloaded, Warband Gold, Warwolf, Warphilia, Shadow of Twisted Time, what else is there?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:12:13 PM No.2083643
>>2083637
i fondly remember one which had a naked lady on her horse as a thumbnail of the mod or main menu picture but not the name there was also a post apocalyptic one with prostitutes and shit and a wild west one also very old og /mbg/ bros might know ... if they are still arround gods i miss those /vg/ threads..
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:11:17 PM No.2083684
>>2073461
>skinnerbox
retarded e-celeb buzzword
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:26:50 PM No.2083748
>>2073445 (OP)
merchant muhammed started playing warband after getting kicked out of his hometown for leading a cult and bam! 10 years over in a blink. time flies when you go bandit->warlord->godking while having fun.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:39:34 AM No.2086273
>>2073461
this
Fuck I hate everything so much.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:37:30 AM No.2086411
>>2073461
>numbers go bigger
>level go bigger
There is literally an optimal strategy on how to build your character
the closest thing to a skinner box is simply the battle/loot/hire cycle
most of what you described are elements typical to most RPGs
this isnt fucking Kenshi
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:39:17 AM No.2086413
>>2076337
>he doesn't like actually conquesting Calradia
>he doesn't like supporting claimants
>he doesn't like leading a proper rebellion
>he doesn't like growing a cadre of loyal lords to support you on your gambit to become emperor
I now know which DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN NIGGER Bannerlord was made for
it was >>2076337
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:40:17 AM No.2086414
>>2076676
which mohammed
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:27:25 AM No.2088250
>>2086413
me, i have 1200 hours in warband playing as a girl. i like to go around and kill sea raiders and looters with horse archery and find a nice lord to marry
ive never conquered calradia, that would end the game thats no fun
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:33:25 AM No.2088252
>>2086413
kek, good one anon
bannerlord is hot garbage and ive never even played a run for more than ten hours.
i love warband, but i will not sugarcoat that the late game fucking sucks, even in modules that try to improve it.
battle tactics just aren't complex enough in warband that fighting an endless series of battles is fun.
>which DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN NIGGER Bannerlord was made for
honestly, probably one of the turkroach devs who didn't like someone telling him his ideas were trash