Imagine there was an event where you found the ark of the covenant and it instantly killed you if you were not muslim/Jewish/christian . You got an event chain where you get one of your courtiers to touched it and he instantly died, and this event instantly removed -10,000,000 fervor from all non-abrahamic religions permanently, and whatever religious group discovered it gained 100 fervor.

Maybe even make it so any battle you fought gave you an event to vaporize the entire enemy army but if you or your descendants got a single sinful or crime trait the ark artifact would dissapear and then every single one of your vassals revolted and your neighbors declared war

Or an event chain where biblical judgement day happens and an antichrist spawns on the map with a special government type and peacefully vassalizes everyone then all courtiers under him all converted to his religion and get the mark of the beast, then if you reject you become an unlanded adventurer but are off-map then you get read out the events of apocalypse wich end in the game crashing.

Or maybe even a chain of events where as a gnostic/buddhist ruler if you accumulate over 50,000 piety you go into a coma/regency where you have a chain of events where you either tear a hole through the fabric of reality and instantly convert the entire map to your religion then "die" but all your descendants and friends get 100 stats and 0% stress gain or another where you escape reality and "die" but your character gets literally fucking deleted from the save game so that yor children appear as having no father

>>2079431 (OP)
Or if you restored the kingdom of israel as a jewish leader you got the messiah trait and both islam and Christianity lost 50% fervour permanently and then you got angel levies wich were invincible and a "messianic war" cb against anyone wich let you declare a great holy war for entire empires and it targeted all the realms within that empire title simultaneously.

>>2079431 (OP)
>muslim/Jewish/christian
>ₘuslim
>Jewish
>ᶜhristian
stopped reading there

>>2079431 (OP)
>>2079432
shut the fuck up you underage illiterate barely sentient cranially deformed brown ESLoid. jesus can we get a firewall to prevent niggers from posting here already?

Schizo nonsense, but you could just mod that in

>>2079497
Is that an Australian flag in the bottom of E? that kinda makes no sense

>>2079542
Or New Zealand, or most likely one of those Caribbean Islands. Who knows what author wanted to show here.

>>2079431 (OP)
>Imagine there was an event where you found the ark of the covenant and it instantly killed you if you were not christian*

Fixed that for you

>>2079431 (OP)
>>2079432
make a mod

>>2079431 (OP)
>Imagine there was an event where you found the ark of the covenant and it instantly killed you if you were not muslim/Jewish/christian .
Why would it not kill Muslims and Christians who reject the covenant it's the arc of?

>and this event instantly removed -10,000,000 fervor from all non-abrahamic religions permanently
Retarded extreme, and didn't happen in the old days before it was lost so why should it happen in the medieval ones?

>Maybe even make it so any battle you fought gave you an event to vaporize the entire enemy army but if you or your descendants got a single sinful or crime trait the ark artifact would dissapear and then every single one of your vassals revolted and your neighbors declared war
Because this extreme is retarded hard-binaries.

>then if you reject you become an unlanded adventurer but are off-map then you get read out the events of apocalypse wich end in the game crashing.
Unstoppable Doomball that bricks your save is not fun for the incredibly vast majority.

>and instantly convert the entire map to your religion
Again, this extreme is retarded hard-binaries.

>>2079432
>and then you got angel levies wich were invincible
Not. How. Game. Design. Works. Retard.

In summary, it's not "no balls", it's that you're a drooling moron with no concept of moderation.

>>2079497
wow where did you get that picture of me? XD