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Previous: >>101157939

Love my fish

Looks like we have Saba's debut date!

I hope Doob really did set up a padded room with a bed for Gura to stream cyb0rseggz from.

Gurass

>>101241281
I know that is not true but this would be very funny if she did it.

THEY ARE FOREVER

We're not shrimps anymore because Shylily uses shrimps as her fanbase, likely copying Gura at the time. Thoughts?

>>101241533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEco8OCiS8

Sex with a fembud.

>>101241533
They are? I mean there are so many vtubers now that things like fan names and oshi marks are bound to be similar/the same. Doesn't really matter at the end of the day.

>>101241657
Those fuckers don't even have a dominant claw.

>>101241281
nah she's going to debut on my birthday

Is Saba a lonely loli god?

FAT FUCK

This is part of her outfit isn't it

uhhh, chumbie, why is one of your hands so much stronger than the other?

>>101241975
That's her summer thong.

>>101241975
>flat chest
>shell micro bikini/top
would never happen but just fuckin IMAGINE

Ughhhhh Chumbies? I woke up and look like this now

>>101241975
I hope that's all that covers her nipples and cunny.

>>101241711
No you don't understand she copied the shrimp 1:1 gura drew of us. She quickly changed the design but she still used a shrimp for her fanbase.

Is Gura Saba bien?

>>101241848
What did the kani mean by this? Also computer, do you have the file of a crab smoking a cigar?

So when is gunrun going to release a teaser. I want my gura reincarnation soon

>snow kani

>>101242063
Same desu

>>101241975
>>101241859
>Landed naked in the beach again
She's preparing her origin story

So no more Gura ass only Krab ass now?

>>101242206
Who?

>>101242248
The vtuber group CEO that Senzawa followed along with multiple riggers and artist

Reminder: She made us crabs because she thinks her fans are Cancer.

>>101242206
>>101242311
>vwhorejo beggar
Fuck off, retard

I WILL be the strongest kanibud!

>>101242357
I’m not begging, I’m just using observable facts. Cry about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw

>>101242421
So it's all crabs?

>>101242410
Based on observable facts you are a faggot nigger.

I liked the ebi design because she drew it herself. Do you think she drew this crab design?

I bet gura watched so many crab videos

>>101242555
Most likely
She doodled her self and us in both her previous forms

>>101241375
Cybersex? Nah they fucking in person. Speaking of...

Reminder that they are.

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Upon learning that Amesame was the first result on Google images when you looked up Yuri, Ame said: "You guys almost made it a reality."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eJdCJT2IU

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=3055

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>Upon being asked if they kissed during their Japan date, Gura denied it but said she and Amelia had a "deeper connection than that"

https://youtu.be/LSlS2Mo0R_I?t=43

>Ever since Gura's Graduation, Dooby made sure to keep her following count at 299. Whenever she followed someone, she unfollowed another person to keep it at that number. However, once Saba came back, dooby made her her 300th follow. On top of that; besides senzawa, dooby was the very first person Saba followed upon making her twitter account.

https://files.catbox.moe/a6kuw0.png

No more "best friends" copium. No more obsessing over sweden. Accept the truth into your heart. They are a beautiful couple and you know it.

>>101242547
No need to be so mad, I’m sure she’s happy where ever she ends up

>>101240947
Not anymore, they have have tools that can pry them open just enough to extract the pearl almost surgically and keep them alive. They made pearl farms out of them so their value has actually diminished.

>>101242619
You think she watched that one that got popular not that long ago about the groomer-rapist-kidnapper crab

>>101242707
She did not design Gura. That was Nachoneko mama. What are you even smoking?

Kani. subtle.

>>101242933
>groomer-rapist-kidnapper crab
Literally me

Blonde hair? Booooooo!!!! I was hoping for white hair again. Dooby kept her blonde hair. Why can't Sabs?

>>101243014
No shit retard I'm talking about the shrimp design,the gura doodle in her original intro, and the other doodles she's done of herself as senzawa

>>101241533
Yes. Shylily straight up copied Gura with the shrimp thing. It was disgusting

>>101243225
She's a beautiful blonde snowcunny built for bbc now.

>>101243416
>big boycock
based, loli x shota is underrated as fuck

We all know Gura's real hair color is black or dark brown and curly. Why not use that? I remember when she brushed her hair on stream, it sounded pretty thick like jew hair.

Gura ruffled her bushy pucci hairs, and you can't tell me otherwise.

I hope she'll have green eyes, but blue would be pretty too

>>101243603
Blue would match her tail better

>>101243676
Yeah, but someone I love has beautiful emerald green eyes

>>101241200 (OP)
>She posted something after I said I miss her
I know she sees me as special

>>101243416
Going to be alot of BLACKED porn now.

>>101241386
SNIFFFFF

>>101243884
No there won't. Please go somewhere else. You are truly a vile subhuman cretin.

There's not going to be any porn because all the artists that followed her felt abandoned by her and left forever.

>>101243884
I hope so. ToT

>>101243718

Please rangeban this samefag nog.

>>101243884
>>101244101
I take back what I said the other day. I'm glad you're completely alone and your life has fallen apart. Tinder is definitely the right place for subhuman trash like you.

>>101243589
Stop weirdo. It's called cunny and Gura is bald. What is with your fetish for public hair? Is that the only type of pussy you can get, so you fantasize about it?

The hair is too long and too blonde. She needs white hair.

>>101244079
All her true fan artists are prepared to give her more of the dark chocolate she craves, especially once she debuts and reveals how frequently she partakes.

KANI

Why do Chumbuds carcinize?
We become crab now.

>open catalogue
>Saba seethe
Why are Holo fans like this now? What made them so petty and cancerous?

>>101244079
futa Saba x futa Dooby NSFW yuri art

>>101244329
Gura isn't bald, she has tons of hair on her head. She's also bushy down there as well.

>>101243416
>>101243884
>>101244371
Was selenfag kicked out of /#/ again? Why are you here?

bros... are we crabs now?
are we... kanibuds?

Whatever her design is it will disappoint because it won't be a loli

>>101244511
it's just the same schizo phasepagpag as always.

>>101244625
Nah I'm pretty sure it's actual Holo fans. Some of them were seething at her on twitter and reddit too for "betraying" the company. They were also seething at Dooby for mentioning her

>>101244588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI2xUkLGHDU

>>101244668
ogey phase freak.

>>101244668
I mean, she did betray them. And she left by saying that she hates hololive with her song. Why would they still like her? Every day you faggots talk about how much you hate hololive in this thread. Did you really think that anyone there still cares about us? Why are you even concerned or upset? Isn't this what you wanted? To be hated by everyone?

>>101244797
Nah I only started hating Hololive after they and their fans revealed their true colors and started acting like Nijis.
Holo and Niji are basically indistinguishable now.

I know it's an exciting time right now chumbies but that also means that the shitposters are going to be more riled up than usual. Remember to not reply to retarded bait post. Stay alert, stay safe, and most importantly love your Saba.

I love the legally distinct fish cunny

>long blonde hair
MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>101244797
>she betrayed them by quitting her job
Kek, actual mental illness.

>>101244797
Based. I betrayed my previous employer by quitting my job too. WE ARE!

>>101244953
>>101245004
>Comparing your wage cagie slavery to Gura's time in hololive.
I'd laugh, but I'm afraid one of you insects might fly into my mouth.

>posts her first partial model reveal 5 minutes before the EN concert announcement
I'm starting to think maybe she is a petty cunt that hated advent because she was a massive schizo bitch that thought they were the company's attempt to replace her or something. I guess we'll see what happens on the 23rd and 24th of August.

>>101245112
>>101245239
Why are holocucks so agitated today? Shouldn't you be happy because of the concert? Does this little fish really scares you that much?

I love this silly girl so much... And can you retards chill out on the shitposting a bit? Why are you like this?

its gonna be so weird to see her with a different face

>>101245239
Yeah, you posted this in several threads already.

>>101245239
What, are you scared of a little four letter word?

>>101245336
>Why are you like this?
Are you really asking that question?
/vt/ is a designated shitpost board of 4chan now after the hack. Just use the other site

>schizo nonsense.
This is why Gura loves cumbuds the most.

>Hail Saba, still the Same
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst sharkgirls
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little sharkie, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>101245239
How does it work? How would Gura know when the announcement was going to go out?

>>101244566
No, she's not bushy down there. Why do you fat fucks always have a pubic hair fetish

>>101244797
lol, found the Gura anti. Let go of the jealousy. No one in HoloEN will ever be as popular or as important as Gura. I bet you're that jealous Bijou fan. Got ya bitch.

>>101244797
>>101245239
Samefag. Your HoloEN whores will never be as popular or important as Gura.

Jaws 2 came out tomorrow... HAPPENING...

>>101241294
Le touche

It would be hilarious if she debuts in the next couple of days just so she can shit on the HoloEN concert announcement, lol. That's what Cover gets for canceling and turning down most of her ideas and requests

>>101241375
why would you want that are you one of those wierdo men that convienced your self it don't count because their both women face it your still in the cuck chair

>>101246089
Because the giant announcement stream on the official hololive EN channel had been scheduled for almost a week and it's the same time they announced Breaking Dimensions last year and they announced last year with a game show style stream as well. Everyone knew this was going to be the 3rd EN concert announcement for a week.

>>101246214
>>101246264
>biboo
Lmao, nice try. I literally wrote these posts in the catalog shitpost threads
>>101243964
>>101243871

>>101246264
>samefag
Even if those posts are the same anon, that is not samefagging, you dumb motherfucker. Where are you tourists coming from?

Goob night buds.

>>101245112
You're right anon, *my* job never made me spwnd tens if not hundreds of thousands of my own dollars on projects... only to cancel them.
Comparing that to the treatment you'd expect under a job with sane management would be like comparing (You) to an actual human being.

>>101246340
I was thinking Saba would stream cyb0rseggz to us solo but it would also be hot if she included jellyShion and Laplus.

>>101246334
If she debuted in the next couple days it wouldn't be shitting on anyone. The announcement was already made. The concert isn't until August. Are you sure you're not fucking retarded, because you sure do seem like it.

>>101246637
You never had tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to spend on projects, lmao.
Also, Gura has never spent that kind of money on projects. Nothing she has ever done would have required six figures.
Lastly, I'd gladly pay a few hundred thousand dollars back into a company if they made me multiple millions of dollars. But that's because I have a STEM degree while you're a brown janitor cleaning my toilet. Very similar to how Gura was before Cover made her rich, actually.

BIG. FAT. TAIL.

After all these years, chumbuds finally become a fat fuck (forma de crab) too. Sad! You guys should really watch your weight.

>>101246860
I'm sorry that Gura wasn't a better friend to Ina, tako. You guys seem pretty alright.

>>101246860
carcinization. crab is the final form.

>>101241849
>*Lo touchõ*

>>101241375
Gura must owe you a lot of cyb0rseggz

>>101246568
Goobnighto

>>101246144
She is most certainly bushy down there. Why do you red necks always insist she isn't?

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>101246743
First off, unlike you, I was blessed to be born White in a first world country, Pajeet. Money is no concern to me.
Second, she's commissioned a number of animations/MVs that were several minutes in length - and those are just the ones that saw the light of day. You're in denial if you think she hasn't burnt an aggregated six figures on things that Cover never let see the light of day. Seethe.
Third, Gura made *herself* multiple millions of dollars. As she did for Cover, since they take a cut of the girls' revenue, which you would know if you watched streams. She paid back in many, many times over. Cover wasting her money by not allowing her to do the things she paid for, on the other hand, is not "paying back in" - that's just pointless JP corpo waste, classic Cover.
Lastly, nice fanfic, but you have neither enough years under your belt, a high enough IQ, nor a sufficiently low melanin count to get a STEM degree. That's almost as much of a childish fantasy as "Cover made Gura rich." Maybe you should go for a degree in creative writing instead - you know, when you're old enough. And when your people finally advance enough to invent higher education.

>>101247127
Because they're pedophiles, I mean lolicons.

>>101246900
What did Gura do to Ina?

Mackeral
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

her tail is twice as fat now

If you hated someone, would you hurt Gura to get back at them?
Because that's what she did to her fans.

Sabaguraette honhonhon

>>101247344
she hurt my dick with her tight cunny

I love my blonde cunny wife!

>>101247279
she took her graduation slot

the sundress is going to be semi transparent

>>101247310
More like Guworse.

I hope Saba still has that dark mascara look to her eyes.

>>101247351
Hon hon oui oui!

I hope Saba still has that derby rhomboid look to her face.

>>101247344
It's not about "getting back" at anyone. It's about doing the right thing.
If someone wronged me, I would expect someone as kind and empathetic as Gura to understand if I had to go for a while to make things right - and, because she understood, she wouldn't be hurt. Why do you think Gura would selfishly make it about herself? Do you always disregard the feelings of people you "love", Sanjay?

>>101247557
I hope she looks derpy in a good way and not in a shitty hack job way

>>101247521
Ye. Like dis. Stupid sexy fishe…

For King and Kani!

>>101247250
I'm older than you, have more money than you, and have a higher degree of education than you. I can safely promise you that. Additionally, I don't live in a shit city full of brown vermin trash like you do, and so my quality of life is extensively higher than yours as well.
And yes, I do literally have a STEM degree, and while I would never tell you where I work, I can guarantee you it doesn't involve sitting in a cuck vestibule like a good boy awaiting the next time my long-nosed master tells me I can speak as I wonder if the night jogger across the street with a .45 in his waistband is schizophrenic or just merely on drugs. (The answer is both, and hopefully he tries something on your building tonight.)

>>101247541
La Sabasée

>>101247597
Ye. Like dis. Stupid derpy fishe…

>>101247620
For s’ghetti too!!!

I can't believe that Mavis was actually Saba. She was hiding her fat tail all this time

>>101247654

>>101247437
I’m happy for you and your blonde cunny wife.

Imagine if Saba became blond just to match with Dooby

>>101247632
>Begging the internet to believe in his imaginary online diploma-mill certificate
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I don't know which thread in this schizoid yarn is the most outlandish - that you've hit puberty, or that your skin tone is lighter than your peoples' rancid shit flooding city streets from Vancouver to New Delhi.

>>101247719

Gura is Sabated

>>101247868
I wanna be Sabated

>>101241533
i guarantee you gura doesnt know or care who shylily is
she's 100% just being careful to not give hololive any reason to sue her

>>101241200 (OP)
me when i emerge from my chrysalis that turned me from a shrimp into a crab

>>101247815
That's it? You're in worse form tonight than usual, not that your usual is anything measurably impressive. But this retort is pretty uninspired, even for you. My guess is jury duty has your social battery fried as you're forced to interact with others and pretend to be an actual human instead of the slack-jawed, limping, night-bound quasimoto homunculus you normally aspire to be.

bros
She's... Selling seashells by the seashore...

>>101244588
the kani has spoken
sameko is both kute and funni.

>>101247310
more like Gooon, amirite fellow cum buds

Long haired lolis are my favourite...

>>101248177
>bringing back an identical big fat tail
>scared of being sued
I don't know why you think she's like some super elitist that doesn't know people.

>long blonde hair
Why did she do it bros

>>101243496
The point of Vtubing is to sell a fantasy, no one wants the far ugly IRL Jew Gura. That being said, long blonde hair was a dumb choice. If she's going to leech off her Holo identity anyway, she should follow through and stay with short white or blue hair.

x

This is her new model guys!

>>101248562
its a reasonability and merch thing
Imagine she goes for a dino saba version, do you think she can plaster a shrimp on her butt again? It'd be way too similar
On the other hand, loli with a shark tail with a completely different name? Unless they can sue for concepts its fine
elistist? fag, your whore is basically an unknown to the overwhelming majority of people, do i have to remind you that nijien was 100x bigger than shylily ever was and she still had 0 idea of who they were? She doesnt watch vtuber shit and outside of certain circles vtubers are extremely unknown, much less some irrelevant whore streaming on a completely different platform. Get a grip and touch some grass

>>101248788
I sure hope Saba doesn't stick anything up there...

>>101248911
She is the fish that is approaching

>not just doxxfagging, but also just being wrong about it too.
These cretins really need to be burned alive at a stake.

>>101248951
Your oshi is a fat ugly roastie Jew. Deal with it

>>101248759
>>101249062
Uh-oh phasecuck melty
Don't make me start posting doxx of your blacked OF whores

>>101249118
Joke's on you, I don't gaf about Phase

when i saw that long hair, it immediately reminds me of the imaginary girlfriend from the Dreamin Her VN.

she'd do it

What's even the point of internet fighting? Are you even having fun? Am I in a thread with underageb&?

Congratulations chumbuds...

>>101249062
Its sad your so adamant at being wrong. But this is the site where people are mentally ill enough to reply to themselves a couple dozen times to save their dying catalog threads.

>>101249216
its all some of these fags know
They spend entire years shitting on gura and have absolutely nothing to show for it, not one person was ever convinced of not loving her because some sperg is spamming his schizo theories here but spamming they will waste their lives away

>>101249143
Sure you don't phasecuck
Lumi takes nigger cock daily btw

>>101249271
Moom will go broke and return soon, have faith.

>>101249311
Okay well you didn't have to comfort me like that...

>>101249272
>>101249301
Fat seething chumcuck hands typed these posts

>>101249271
She'll come crawling back, they always do. Even fucking Sana is streaming again albeit once in a blue moon

Falseflag hours
I really dont understand the point of spamming shitposts here after tower exists

>>101249375
You might need to stock up on tampons, sis. The red tide is pretty high for you lately.

>>101249396
Hope she streams more than her. If she sorts her throat out anyway.

>>101249118
>>101249301
>deleted
>>101248759
>>101249062
>>101249375
>not deleted
What did phase tranny janny mean by this?
Thank fuck for tower lmao, god /vt/ is such a shithole. And then you retarded mods wonder why this board is fucking dead

>>101249512
Kek you already got btfo faggot just walk away before you embarrass yourself further.

>>101249216
dopamine from (you)s. also some of them are just straight evil who gets off seeing people fall down

>>101248216
are you supposed to eat that shit?

>>101248541
Goobnite

If Saba has cute pink lips, I will goom.

>>101249216
Brown seajeetniggers like this specimen here >>101249560
are all miserable since they need to eat literal garbage and cow shit to survive. Plus they are objectively retarded, have you seen IQ levels of those countries? So they resort to seething online at their betters to make their disgusting subhuman lives slightly better.
If mods just rangebanned all brown shitholes this place would improve dramatically but we know that they'll never do it since that trash makes up the majority of traffic on /vt/ now that all the normal people left.

>>101249571
>some of them are just straight evil
the thing is this is impossible right? Especially when it comes to gura, like do they not realize celebrities dont give a shit about them?

So is the crab the mascot or is it us?

>>101249644
I'm pretty sure this fag just hates vtubing. He hates the anonymity of the hobby, he hates the kayfabe, he would much rather speculate and spread rumors about chuubas outside of their vtubing careers. He's just a tourist who's probably upset this board wasnt conceptualized as a general eceleb drama board.

Doki Nimi Dooby Saba for ultimate blonde bimbo collab

>>101248268
>In case you somehow forgot that I'm a spit-drinking Dravidian who's constantly wrong about literally everything they didn't of course, I'm always painfully obvious, here's yet another quick reminder
YAWN.
I'd ask if you were done embarrassing yourself, but we all know the answer to that question will be the same old resounding "no" it's always been.
So instead I'll settle for asking you to stop boring the spectators with the usual brand of recycled invective, obsession and unfettered narcissism and get fresh material - or at least new adjectives to lazily string together as a cheap substitute for genuine wit, personality or actual talent. Or at LEAST to stop lazily copying mine, because my invective actually works in all the ways yours doesn't, and it actually strikes a nerve and leaves you DESPERATE to hit back.
Surely even a hyperchromosomal invalid like yourself could manage that - right avatarschizo? Or will you, somehow, innovate new ways to disappoint me once again, even with my expectations already set so abysmally low?
The ONE way in which you actually do have a scrap of originality. Sad; depressing, really.

>>101249965
I like this one. Though she probably has longer hair.

>>101249271
I believe in our blonde exholo indies to keep a seat warm for her <3

>>101249271
I believe she'll come back to streaming at some point, at least occasionally. Have faith hoomanbro!

>>101247868
Sabinga!

>>101248806
would (buy a drink)

>>101249965
ça me co ça va

Dont forget to sub so she can get that free money.

>>101250312
People keep saying she'll pull a Sana but that's being generous. Sana doesn't have any throat problems.

>>101241200 (OP)
Whore

>>101249965
I CANT WAIT FOR SABA KARAOKE GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>101250442
She won't have to use her voice as much, so maybe her throat will get better over time. Also she can just stream (or make music) when she's feeling okay. She's no longer being forced into it by obligation.

>>101250555
Yeah true. She may stream and do more of it if it gets better.

long hair
Blonde
small
Big fat tail
T_T
imagine if she has an outfit with tanlines TTTT_TTTT

I'll be completely honest, right off the bat I'm not a huge fan of the hair color. It will probably grow on me though.

>>101250811
i dont think you should give it a chance
if you dont like it at the start you should just give up on it
That way ill be the last chumbud faster

>>101250850
You won't beat me that easily, and the actual last chumbud will obviously be Senzawa.

I don't care what Saba's hair color is.
If she looks like a little girl and puts on a cute voice, I will watch her no matter what.

The kaniest to ever do it

>>101250969
Hold on... if we're crabs...

蟹..

SHE IS DOING IT ON PURPOSE

>>101250338
*laugh track*

what will be our fan name?
>kanis
>crabs
>cancer
>kanidachi (蟹だち - crab friends)

>Saba is a blonde loli
Will Saba look like this?

What are the chances that she'll call us "her li'l kanis"
TuT

>>101251279
The pun certainly won't escape her, so it's more or less guaranteed.
The real question is how heavily/ frequently she'll lean on the meme.

>>101242236
she loves being naked outdoors TuT

>>101251331
there's a 90% chance were going to be called kanibuds now

>>101249972
That's a bit better. Still boring, and ultimately hollow, but it's more effort than your last one. Thank you for dancing, monkey. You're dismissed. You can go back to guarding jew gold now.

>>101249062
Gura is not fat or ugly or a roastie. So you're 75% wrong.

I wish you a very happy debut chumbuds.
I was all worth it in the end.

>>101252940
>it was all worth it in the end
I'm not sure how you could even think this. I'd much rather she was treated well and that none of them had been unhappy.

>>101253201
eh if this ends up making her happier long term its a good thing
Its very easy to remain complacent long term when things are just barely good enough. Knowing when to cut things off to aspire to better things is hard, but sometimes much better in the future

Goob morning buds.

>>101253929
good morning bud

>>101253929
Morning.

>>101253929
Boob morning bud.

Anyone waiting for samekosaba's debut?

>>101254074
No.

>>101254074
no just me
Move along citizen

>>101253717
As you get older, you begin to understand that having social connections and interaction is one of, if not the most important thing in life. I'm afraid of her no longer having friends or people to collab with. Out of desperation, she may even end up falling into the wrong group of people and we would never know because she would never tell us anything bad that happened to her. Despite many people here not liking them, the other holo girls are good people. It's so ungodly rare to have such a large group of women remain almost entirely drama free for the entirety of eight years. There's only been a few instances where interpersonal conflict has spilled out. It's literally a miracle.
Indies are not like that. There is constant drama, backstabbing, leaching, betrayal, etc. Mori was right when she talked about the "vibe check" being a thing. Gura isn't completely naive, and she's usually a fairly good judge of character, but that doesn't mean her friends are, and I can forsee her connecting with bad people through good ones. In fact, I suspect it may already be happening.

>>101254214
tldr? I don't read anything longer than 1 sentence bud

>>101254252
Gura good, but indies are untrustworthy, and so I hope she she can find people that are as good as the girls in hololive.

>>101254325
me too bud, i hope she finds good people to be friends with
Knowing her though im sure she'll succeed

Will Saba be blonde and have big breasts?

>>101254385
i dont think kani spirits follow big breasted ladies

Etna-outfit Gura
Flonne-looking Saba
Guess I need to be a Demon overlord.

I hate being bald. Bugs use my head as a landing zone. I’m always smacking the top of my head like I have tourettes.

>>101255245
I would suggest the "cures" for that but I'm sure you've already looked into them. My one friend mentioned they can all have weird, bad side effects

>blonde

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand dropped.

She is no longer going to be a Gurandma with blonde hair...

Maybe some autist can do the math, but I believe Gura's most used model other than default is the Atlantian dress, so it makes sense her new model is in a dress.

Day 5, btw. Just in time for her birthday.

It's her first birthday in 5 years that she can celebrate with someone without Covid or hololive getting in the way. Of course they're visiting.

>>101256176
And wrong, just like always

why does she look so different from gura? it makes no sense whatsoever

>>101256499
The tail is pretty similar, though I wish it was thinner.

>>101256391
Nope. I guess I'll finally clue you in. You're an enternal fool for thinking dicksword activity indicates anything when it can be accessed from any computer or even your phone.

>>101255831
we've only gotten a glimpse but it is absurdly cute already
that whole animation is disgustingly cute its actually nuts

>>101256591
I wasn't talking about discord

>>101256572
the tail is basically a non-element and hidden from view most of the time
body type, hair color and hair length are the defining characteristics, and they're all different
everyone was expecting the same bodytype as gura and similar hair color/length

>>101256572
thin tail apostate perish

>>101256632
>everyone was expecting similar hair color/length
Not me, i knew that she was going to be blonde and any length of hair is KYUT (im personally a sucker for lolis with long hair though), plus if she misses her old hair she can commission a new outfit with cut hair

>>101256698
>i knew that she was going to be blonde
what could possibly make you believe this?

>>101256713
it was revealed to me in a dream

Chelsea Bythesea full reveal when?

>>101256742 (me)
It's still funny that people thought she would be a sunflower though and didnt realize it was just hinting at her sunflower-like hair tsk tsk tsk, its truly painful to be this in tune with my wife NAHT

>pewdiepie mentions.
>forsen mentions.
>follows laimu via vinesauce
Is gura a swede chud?

>>101251279
>>101249965
ngl this design is pretty generic and forgettable i hope it end up being more unique

>>101257156
>gura has a simple design
CARRIED BY DESIGN
>chelsea bythesea has a simple design
>(never mind the fact that we just saw part of her dress and hair)
GENERIC AND FORGETTABLE

antis are funny

Long blonde hair looks will look even worse in motion and 3D.

oh oh
actually i have a fun bet, how high do you think she'll be?
i bet 141 cm again (probably won't but...)

Gura will be high on drugs for the first stream.

>>101256176
Day 5 of what?

I want to see saba, nimi and dooby play nightslop. If they do this Saba fish will be forgiven for all her sins.

>>101257556
What sins?

This reveal was incredibly disappointing and completely killed any momentum that she had

>>101257556
I can't believe she made us undergo carcinization

>>101257156
Will Saba have the same shiba eyebrows as Dooby?

Adding a butthole on the crab was a dumb design choice.

leaving hololive has literally done nothing to make the popularity and attention go away, makes one wonder wtf the point of leaving even was

>>101257921
crab butt

>>101258126
probably running away from the "obligations"

now she can collect her chumbuds money without even having to lift a finger once every 6 months

I find it sad that she felt she had to still do an ocean motif, as if she is insecure that anyone would like or recognize her without it. Most cuubas choose a totally different motif when they redebut.

>Riding high in April
>Shot down in May
>Riding high in June
Nothing shaking come this here July. I am gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die.

>>101258254
Gura likes being a fish.

my blonde child wife...

i'm surprised she hasn't turned on memberships yet given how long she's stretching her debut

>>101258126
She never said she left because of popularity and we will probably never know the exact reason.

>>101258149
A butt is fine, it's just a butthole really sticks out for the design.

>>101258149
i sniff that

So many desperate posts to downplay her return

>>101258635
They're desperate and it's all they can do

shrimpbros...

So many fembuds in denial.

This is the truth they don't want you to know

>>101256278
Proof?

kanibuds
crabros
crabbies
kaniphiles
kanidachi
kanitomos

>>101256176
This metric of activity has never even been relevant at all and you've never once shown hard proof why it is.

>>101258752
The crab cycle continues

>>101258872
if she loved amelia she wouldn't steal her hair color

>>101241657
Don't make us summon the manager!

>>101257616
>already 100k plus likes and 2 million views on X
>+4k subs since posting
lmao sure you dumb faggot

if dubs her sundress is transparent

I miss Gura

>>101260426
You dropped these king
>>101260584
Same Same Desu

>>101260426
You bastard
Why didnt you put more points into luck!?

>>101258778
Why are so many gura fans femoids

>>101255245
baseball cap son.

>>101260584
>>101260604
Aim better next time.

>>101252775
Aaaand there's that "no" answer we were all expecting. Weak and uninteresting as ever, as you slink off with your tail between your legs for what must be the thousandth time in as many days?
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find your "inspiration" again soon. Unfortunately for this thread, you always do.

>>101260621
Men want her women want to be her!

Kill the thread, start anew, and this time make it handicap inaccessible.

>>101256632
I was actually expecting long hair, albeit blue. And you don't see her body type from this what are you on about.

>>101258254
I think she just grew to like it and see it as part of her identity.

>>101260621
Girls like cute things
Gura is a cute thing
Therefore girls like Gura

>blonde hair
please have a gyaru toggle PLEASE

unfinished sketch from nyantcha. hopefully he will draw saba, too.
https://files.catbox.moe/hdi2rn.png

>>101258254
I think she just likes the fish up her butt joke a little too much

>>101263485
>Gura is a cute thing
Gura is THE cutest thing*
FTFY

>>101258254
Because it became part of her identity. It might be uncomfortable or just inconvenient to change large part of your identity for no reason.
For instance I've had long hair since middle school. Now I'm 30 and when people ask me why I have long hair I don't have any other answer than i just got used to it. It's hard to imagine myself as anything other than having long hair so I would not change that unless I had to for some reason. Could be the same thing with Gura being a fish/sea themed

Where are you guys getting the info she's going to be blonde? I've been busy the last few days so I'm just playing catchup.

>>101264685
Check this out chumbie.

>>101264741
Oh god...I'm gonna sob so hard at the full reveal, thanks.

>>101264741
those just seem to be her nose hairs
one stream of hair from each nostril

>>101264741
im gona goom to this girl so much

I will be the first one to impregnate Saba.

>>101265198
Too late, I got there first.

>>101258126
She didn't leave because she wanted to be less popular. That was one of the retarded narratives put forward by kiaraschizo as a massive faggot cope.

>>101258936
>proof that she is able to celebrate her birthday with anyone she wants now without hololive or covid getting in the way?
1. She's not in hololive anymore.
2. Covid 19 restrictions are no longer in place.
Wow, that was fucking easy. You must be a massive fucking retard.

>>101265600
no you see anon she was scared of being popular and wanted to start with 0 viewers
Thats why she made sure that every single chumbie in the universe knew she was going back to vtubing after hololive
Because i really don't think there's a single rrat that makes any sense when it involves gura, its all just plainly wrong shit

>>101265716
So where's the proof she celebrated with anyone but her immediate family dipshit? Wow, sunk your bullshit easy.

i love my cute blonde child wife

>>101260869
Now see, you've gone and made it lame again.
I assume in your drunken stupor, you meant to say "no u", considering the entirety of your last post was essentially an elaborate one disguised as a wall of text constructed for two hours by a pseud.
It's an interesting strategy, considering that is what I've always accused you of, and of course what you've exemplified in this very thread yet again.
Don't believe me?
In >>101246743, I called you a brown janitor cleaning my toilet that doesn't make as much money as I do because you're an uneducated nitwit.
In your reply, >>101247250, you call me brown and imply I am a poor third worlder and an uneducated nitwit.
In >>101248268 I accuse you of being dim-witted and boring, and uninspired.
In your reply, >>101249972, you accuse me of being dim-witted and needing "fresh material", the same thing I said to you immediately prior. (And then you have the gall to say I'm the one copying you, lol.)

You are literally my echo. My parrot. If I were a jew, you'd be my golem. (In reality, you're someone else's.) I don't blame you completely. After all, you don't know anything about me, and unfortunately, I know way more about you than I ever wanted to learn. But your posts are becoming boring to read, full of the same energy a child has while trying to immitate their parent. You say I'm the one who "needs new material", but you've never demonstrated so much as a single original thought in the little over a year that you've plagued us with your presence. You've even begun to use the same words I do.

>>101265885
>prove this thing you never said
Hmm, I don't know, anon. Could you show me where I said that?

>>101266602
We all know what you are trying to imply, retard. We've had these same discussions for 5 years now. We're not new to this.

>>101264741
man the crabs are actually really cute too
I like having hands so i can gift shells to my wife

>>101266499
Mucho texto

>>101266499
>projects as easily as he breathes
>"h-how do you keep blowing me the fuck out with a simple nou???"
You're really fumbling the ball here, avatarschizo. Try again.

>blonde
>sundress
bros...

>of course they're visiting
>they
You're not slick, retard. Shame you have no actual evidence of anyone in particular.

>>101266864
I have high hopes for this direction. Especially if its super long twintails

>>101266499
Genuinely what form of mental illness is this? Also didn't read lol

her underwear is a shell bikini

>>101265885
>>101266602
Why does it matter? Its wired you guys worry about that.

Wearing no pantsu in a flowy sundress is a risky choice but I approve greatly

>>101266499
>Avatarschizo admits he's the stolen valor faggot
Your pretensions of being a chumbud are genuinely pathetic.
I don't care if it stings to hear, the cold, hard fact is that Gura made Cover millions of dollars - not the other way around. She rightly deserves the credit, not the blue dorito.
Never claim to speak for Gura ever again, vermin.

it's all so tiring

>>101267810
Yeah all the sex I'm having with this blonde fishe T u T

>>101268264

>>101266499
This is the holodrone who claims that Cover hands out 3D lives for free and tries to misrepresent Mumei's statements with his headcanon nonsense btw. Your subhuman ass is visible from miles away.